lazy texter . miya atsumu! ✓

By myhugelove

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COMPLETED ♡ miya atsumu x fem! reader UNI AU ↳ a short fic in which a schoolmate who is not on his phone... More

LAZY TEXTER
i hate comp science!
atsumu's cell
why are you yelling?! *in vine voice*
in a conundrum
sakusa the spy
tsum
hey wassup hello
where is atsumu?
¥3,300
just man up
alexa play jealous by nick jonas
sakusa the spy pt. 2 ft. suna
guys he's cute
delulu is the solulu
first date jitters
but let me
enough
notes

extra virgin olive oil

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sat, the 12th

WE LOVE RAN TAKAHASHI
[ atsumu, osamu, suna, sakusa ]
10:47

osamu
oh man guess who
is a nervous piss
baby about his date
with 💖y/n💖 tonight

suna
let me take a guess!

suna
it starts with an a
and ends with an u

suna
and his name rhymes
with doodoo!

suna
is it....

suna
atsumu????!!!!!!

bruh

you're just jealous
i have a date tn 🥰

suna
oh shut up as if
i wanna date y/n

osamu
LMFAO

osamu
this guy asked me
how he should do
his hair tonight

suna
ew

i just wanna look
my best so shut the
fuck up osamu

i look dashing 🥰

suna
🤡🤡🤡

suna
super model atsumu here

ya know it

sakusa
nooo wayyyy

sakusa
aaatttsuuumuuu
has a daaateeee

sakusa
sooo shocked

omi you too
what the hell

no chicken nuggets
for you

sakusa
i don't take it back
but you better take
that sentence back
tsumu

LOL no

i'm older than you

respect your elders.

suna
😧

i'm actually the oldest
out of everyone here
and the fact that you
CHILDREN ARE
DISRESPECTING ME

osamu
why are you pulling
the age card when
we are literally TWINS
ATSUMU.

osamu
WE are the oldest

i'm older than you

osamu
oh here we go

osamu
BY 11 FUCKING
MINUTES MIYA
ATSUMU

sakusa
atsumu idc.

freek you

sakusa
you might be older
but i'm faster

sakusa
stronger

sakusa
better

FASTER?? STRONGER???

i can bench way more
than you omi

sakusa
taller

BY TWO INCHES

sakusa
and lastly

sakusa
i'm not a virgin

suna
YOOOOAJHSJS

suna
HELPKANDJNS

FUCK YOU

osamu
NO WAY HE SAIDTAAHAT

sakusa
👊👊

suna
let HIM KNOW
SAKUSA

suna
LET HIM KNOW

K

Y

S

suna
Oh!

osamu

osamu
atsumu ^^

suna
EXTRA VIRGIN
IS CRAZY

suna
CRAZY

osamu
AHAHA

FUCK YOU

OMI THIS IS YOUR
FAULT

sakusa
i'm him

😀

suna
oh....

osamu
hm..

oh goodness

who are you and what
have you done with omi🤢

suna
anyway

suna
back to atsumu being
a little piss baby

suna
miya atsumu are you
nervous for your date
with your longtime
crush y/n 🥺🥺🥺

shut up

i'm not even nervous

i'm just going to
charm her like how
i usually do

sakusa
what fucking charms
are you talking about

osamu
LMFAO

suna
polly pocket charms 🥺

k.

osamu
embarrassing.

suna
osamu aren't you in the
same room as him

osamu
no fuck that i left

sakusa
atsumu's sweating like he's
in a hot pepper's nutsack

A WHAT'S WHAT?

sakusa
🤷

sakusa
are you gonna
bat your eyelashes
at her

one more smart comment
from you omi and i'll actually
punch you

suna
i'd like to see that

osamu
atsumu would hold
his ground well

thanks...

i think...

but i'd smile at her

maybe wink at
her from time
to time

osamu
YUCK!

suna
and omi, as an answer
to your question

suna
he's gonna show off his
yummy😩😩 biceps
to y/n

oh fuck yes i would

suna
k the way you answered
was hot ngl

sakusa
suna???????

suna
don't judge me

sakusa
okay????

sakusa
oh look at my
muscles y/n
💪💪💪💪

my biceps are
TWICE that size

i just finished my
cut and 😏😏😏

safe to say

all the milfs at the
gym stare at me with
googoo gaga eyes

suna
i'm one of them!

osamu
atsumu you're fucking
weird why do you work
out with milfs

i go during the noon idk

ANYWAY GUYS

DO I GET Y/N FLOWERS

sakusa
are you fucking stupid

sakusa
yes

okay😞

i was planning to anyway

i didn't know if it was
too cray for the first
date

suna
her favorites are tulips

cool🥹🥹 i like tulips🥹🥹

osamu
tulips on deez nuts

suna
LOOOOL

suna
wait where are you even
taking her

ik your loud mouth gonna
say shit to your sis and
rika gonna say shit to y/n
so no

suna
k.

osamu
he won't even tell
me suna

sakusa

sakusa
lmao chicken nugs

are you at lawsons
AGAIN?

CHICKEN NUGGETS
AGAIN?????!!

sakusa
yea

osamu
omi you're weirdly
obsessed with those

sakusa
acting as if you don't
buy it every time you
and i go out???

osamu
YEA BUT U BUY IT
LIKE EVERY TWO DAYS

suna
wait you guys go out
without me💔

without me too😍🖕

osamu
yea fuck both of
you i bagged omi

i want omi

sakusa
i don't want you

sakusa
and osamu, only because
we share a class on t and th

k whatever

sakusa
you can join??

no kys

suna and i will
hang out on t & th

suna
i actually hang out with
y/n those days🥰

oh perfect!

sakusa
🤡

sakusa
of course 🤡

12:15

which fucking one

osamu
wow when he's actually
sweet

sakusa
didn't think that's
possible

suna
Do not pull stems,
I will HELP. 🌷

sakusa
get fucking baby's
breath you baby

STOP FUCKING
CURSING OMI

sakusa
oh shut up

😉

sakusa
k.

osamu
tell me to shut up

sakusa
shut up osamu

osamu
UGH😩

suna
LOL!

suna
tell me to shut
up omi😏

sakusa
no

suna
ok

do i tell the fucking
lady to make the bouquet
or do i have to make it myself

osamu
bitch are you a flower
arranger???

no?

osamu
then ask the fucking
lady you idiot

sakusa
that was funny

do i show her an
example from
pinterest or smth?

suna
how about you show
deez nuts in your mouth

osamu
BRO

suna i will literally
fucking shove my
foot so far up your
ass it will come out
of your mouth

osamu
I CAN'T

sakusa
😭😭😭

sakusa
yes show her a picture
tsumu

thanks omi

you're the best omi baby

sakusa
i know tsumu

ya know?

sakusa
i know

osamu
wow

guys i'm ngl i'm nervous

suna
when he admits he's
a little piss baby🥺

osamu
aww he's nervous 🥺🥺

I'M BEING REAL HERE!

WHAT IF SHE HATES IT

suna
ugh now time to be real

🤨🤨🤨

osamu
hahhaha

suna
y/n's not like that i'm 100%
sure she'll appreciate your
efforts no matter what

really😞

bro i just smelled someone
fart and that was absolutely
horrid

sorry i just had to say that.

but go on

sakusa
i think just put in
the effort and don't
half ass anything

osamu
true

osamu
i mean the girl went
crazy when i paid for
a cheap ass candied
strawberry

suna
LOL FAAACTSS

suna
whatever you do i think
she'll love it

suna
the girl's easy to impress

thanks guys

and lowkey offense to y/n
but whatever

sakusa
now that we've comforted
you can we go back to
clowning you

sakusa
where are you taking her

osamu
somewhere in tokyo
we hope??

suna
better not be fucking saitama
you bitch or else i'll
murder you

LOL NO

it's in tokyo

it's quite a drive

sakusa
where are you taking her?

mmmmmm

fine

the beach

sakusa
ohhhh

osamu
odaiba?

yes

suna
that's not too far

suna
30-40 min drive?

mhm! 😊

suna
why the beach if i
may ask

that's still a secret😏

16:43

osamu
[ stolen pic of atsumu with
bouquet in hand.jpg ]

osamu
[ stolen pic of atsumu with
bouquet in hand(1).jpg ]

suna
i have tears in my
fucking eyes

suna
he's kinda cute 🥹🥹🥹

sakusa loved "[ stolen pic of atsumu with
bouquet in hand(1).jpg ]"

sakusa
i'm saving that

sakusa
really cute 😏

osamu
he's nervous 🤪

suna
he'll be fine

sakusa
we all fucking hope so



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