Lister: Hi Jimmy
Lister: Mate
Lister: Bro
Lister: Mate answer
Lister: This isn't fun
Jimmy: Lister what
Lister: My friend stole my phone again
Jimmy: Lock it in a safe or something.
Jimmy: You need to start looking after your things.
Lister: You sound like a parent
Lister: My friend is here and she thinks you're lame
Jimmy: Who is this friend anyway?
Lister: She's in my therapy group
Lister: The only sane person here
Lister: Aka the only other person who has good taste in movies
Jimmy: Huh
Lister: You jealous???
Jimmy: No it's great that you made a friend!
Jimmy: gtg sorry
Lister: Bye