I just love it when I go for a jog and I come face-to-face with a fucking bear 😍
Anyways
This was funnier in my head
'Yeah, I definitely got zero sleep.' I deadpanned as I laid in my bed, staring at the ceiling. My eyelids felt heavy but closing them made them feel light, and my restless thoughts prevented me from relaxing.
With a yawn, I threw my hand towards my phone and looked at the time.
6:50AM
'Yeah its time to wake up baby.' I thought, throwing my blankets off and slipping out of my bed.
I carefully stepped towards my bedroom's window and peeked out the cracks between the curtains.
The Porsche was no longer there.
'See? You're just paranoid.' I said to myself, grumbling as I opened the curtains wider to let some light into my room. 'It's not like they would came back for someone like me. I think.'
I shook my head, walking out of my room and down the stairs to head towards the kitchen. Dad had a morning shift today, but I decided that I may as well make breakfast if I'm staying up.
Glancing at the front door as I passed it, I took out my phone to scroll through my notifications as I took ingredients out of the pantry and onto a counter.
I yawned again as footsteps came down the stairs.
"(Y/N), you're awake." Dad said, cracking his neck. "Good morning."
"Morning," I said back.
"Did you not sleep well?" He asked, grabbing a glass from the cupboard.
"I wasn't very tired last night." I replied, "But I did finish that group project for History."
"That's great!"
I chuckled, putting a frying pan onto the stove. "I can make breakfast today. You can focus on your tea."
"Thank you."
And so the rest of breakfast went smoothly.
I waved Dad goodbye once he left, and decided to lock the door once he left as a precaution.
With a sigh, I fell onto my couch, and after a few moments I felt a buzz come from my pocket.
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SLABS OF TRAUMA ❤️
(3) new messages!
DEUCE
A black what? Huh?
ACE
Porsche is a car, dumbass
DEUCE
I KNOW THAT
CATER
Are you okay??
YUU
Are they on drugs again 💀
CATER
(Y/N) bestie you know drugs are bad for you right 🥺☹️💔
DEUCE
Again?? They're a stoner??
(Y/N)
IM NOT A STONER
(Y/N)
Just rlly sleep deprived 🙄 get it right smh
ACE
Theres like no cars on Sage Island tf were you hallucinating on
CATER
Aren't Porsches crazy expensive?!
(Y/N)
Idk if I was hallucinating or not but like
(Y/N)
After living here for half a decade I would 100% know if someone owns a Porsche so I was like "who tf owns that car"
(Y/N)
And then I think I made eye contact with the driver and got paranoid that they were gonna kidnap me LMAOAKFHF 😍
YUU
...so how many hours did you sleep last night
(Y/N)
Same number as the amount of hoes Ace has
CATER
So zero 😔😕
ACE
EXCUSE YOU
(Y/N)
Correct! 😋🤪🤪
ACE
I hate you all
(Y/N)
Luv you too Assce 🥺 ❤️ ❤️
DEUCE
But why didn't you call someone? We have phone curfew but I would 100% break that rule if you asked
ACE
Damn bro is REBELLIOUS its almost like he GANGSTA
DEUCE
OH MY SEVEN STOP THAT
CATER
Deucey-weucy, you might wanna delete that message before Riddle reads it.. 😳
CATER
But he do have a point
CATER
You should've asked for help!!!!
(Y/N)
Bro at midnight? I'm not gonna bother ya'll with my paranoia
(Y/N)
I could barely see a silhouette in the car so the chance of making eye contact is like zero
YUU
But it still kept you up, didn't it?
DEUCE
It's not "bothering" if you genininely need help 💯
CATER
I think the word you're looking for is 'genuinely'..
DEUCE
YEAH that
CATER
(Y/N) you should totes call me next time you're troubled 😉🫶 💋
(Y/N)
Yeah well
(Y/N)
Jsbfjdbfksbfjdbjfbd
YUU
Operation Raise (Y/N)'s Emotional Intelligence: fail
(Y/N)
Yay!! 😻🤌🤌
YUU
You're as bad at deflecting as Cater
CATER
UNCALLED FOR????
(Y/N)
YOUR MOM.
ACE
Ur as hoeless as me you aint getting with anyones mom 💀
DEUCE
Praying you never meet my mom rn 🙏
(Y/N)
FINE I MAY NEVER GET WITH A MILF
(Y/N)
BUT I DID RECENTLY GET ME A RICH HUSBAND 😼
YUU
You're still not over that Diasomnia guy?????
(Y/N)
Not him 🤭🫣
(Y/N)
He be an Ignihyder 😍 😘
CATER
ITNIHYDE??? ?
CATER
ARE YOU FOR REALZIES RN.
ACE
THE SHUT IN DORM?
ACE
LITERALLY HOW.
YUU
Ohh, weren't you doing a project with an Ignihyde? That guy?
(Y/N)
The beginning of a blossoming love 🌹🫶💞💞💞
ACE
🥀 🔥 😐
ACE
ig youre both shut ins so it works 😒😒
CATER
Ignihyde doesn't talk to anyone nevertheless romantically..
YUU
Okay, if Cater doesn't use an emoji or some obscure meme reference then it must be really srs
CATER
RUDE ☹️💔💔💔 IYKYK DHMU 😔⛓🥀💔💔
YUU
My point has been proven.
DEUCE
What's his name??
ACE
DONT YOU DARE GIVE THAT "I-I fOrgoR 👉👈 tO aSk 🥺 UwU" BS AGAIN
(Y/N)
I DIDNT 🤞
(Y/N)
Idk if ya'll know him but his name is Idia Shroud 😽
DEUCE
SHEOUD
ACE
FROM THE SHROUD FAMILY????? THE ONE THAT MAKES EVERY TECH IN EXISTENCE????
YUU
Is this the Jeff Bezos of this world or sumn
YUU
Also what happened to marrying that Silver guy???
DEUCE
THEIR COMPANY MADE MY BIKE.
DEUCE
STYX
DEUCE
YOU
DEUCE
WHAT
ACE
YOU BROKE DEUCE DUMBFUCK
[Ace was temporarily banned!]
(Y/N)
Tee hee
CATER
WAIT WAIT WAIT SO YOURE SAYING YOURE TALKING TO
CATER
THE SHUT-IN DOEM LEADER WHO DIDNT EVEN PERSONALLY ATTEND THE OPENING CEREMONY???? AND SITS IN THE BACK CORNER OF ALL OUR CLASSES????
CATER
I GAVE UP TRYING TO TALK TO HIM AFTER A MONTH WTF
(Y/N)
Y-yeah 🥺 💕
YUU
..Damn
ACE
Bro he's like Ultra Rich capitalized like give me your tips
YUU
Chicken Breast Worker x Rich Tech CEO looks different here
YUU
But Silver???
ACE
Aren't you like too poor and not famous enough for him
(Y/N)
If Wattpad stories can do it, Idia and I can as well 😍
ACE
I think I just threw up a little
CATER
[Trey is online!]
TREY
What's going on?
TREY
My phone is buzzing like crazy
CATER
(Y/N)'S LIKE FLIRTING WITH IDIA SHROUD
DEUCE
I DIA SH RNOUD
ACE
Even Deuce knows him!
YUU
RIP Silver ig 💀
DEUCE
AG ^] fa D C£~![ gi wgj*]! Fq
TREY
They're capable of flirting???
(Y/N)
RUDE IM IN EXPERT AT RIZZING
(Y/N)
YUU
YUU
...fucking hell, what.
[Yuu was temporarily banned!]
(Y/N)
Are you a fossil? Cause I'd love to carbon date you 😏
TREY
...
ACE
😟
CATER
The emoji was holding it all together 💀
YUU
Wait I was banned let me see how bad it was
YUU
.
YUU
I'm speechless.
(Y/N)
Thank you thank you ☺️
CATER
I feel that's more a line you should use on a rich old man and not like.. Yuu.
(Y/N)
Just say I'm the ultimate rizzler 🤚 no need to be shy
TREY
Do you take constructive criticism?
(Y/N)
I only take cash or card
TREY
I think you need mental help
YUU
THINK???
YUU
EVERYONE ON THIS DAMN ISLAND NEEDS THERAPY
ACE
Then do sumn about it 🙄
YUU
😐
(Y/N)
Okay but the insanity makes the silly
(Y/N)
One cannot be mentally stable and silly 🤪🤪
[Riddle is online!]
RIDDLE
Why must you all message each other in the morning?
RIDDLE
Before class no less.
ACE
Hey, (Y/N) messaged us at midnight first 🤷 imma reply in the morning
(Y/N)
Aww Acey poo 🥺💕
ACE
EW GO BACK TO YOUR HUSBAND
YUU
Hey they bagged a better husband then you'll probably ever have
ACE
As if.
ACE
Wait
ACE
IM OT GAY
ACE
*NOT
ACE
IM NOT GAY
CATER
Idk its kinda sus how you're so against it 👁
ACE
SHUTUP SHUT YP SHUT UP
(Y/N)
Yk Riddle your name kinda sounds like Rizz
RIDDLE
What is 'rizz'?
CATER
Good stuff 😈
ACE
Omg its Riddle the rizzler
(Y/N)
RIDDLE THE RIZZLER‼️
CATER
RIDDLE THE RIZZLER 🗣
(Y/N)
I bet he rizzes all the ladies
(Y/N)
And gents.
RIDDLE
I'm afraid I do not follow.
TREY
Ah, this is where I'm supposed explain slang terms
TREY
Rizz is basically... one's ability to flirt.
RIDDLE
Oh
(Y/N)
RIDDLE THE RIZZLER
CATER
RIDDLE THE RIZZLER
ACE
RIDDLE THE RIZZLER
(Y/N)
RIDDLE THE RIZZLER
CATER
RIDDLE THE RIZZLER
RIDDLE
I've never had a romantic partner, since I do not have the time. Nor have I ever 'rizzed' anyone.
(Y/N)
U sure abt that 😳
CATER
Idk Housewarden I mean you were kinda sexy when y
(Y/N)
??? FINISH THAT SENTENCE CATER.
ACE
CATER?
TREY
Cater...
RIDDLE
Pardon?
CATER
Sorry nvm that is a statement that is to stay between me and the seven 🤞
YUU
I'm not helping you when you explode from bottling shit up 🤚
[Yuu was temporarily banned!]
ACE
ONE DAY IM HEARING THE DEETS OF THAT STATEMENT 🫵
CATER
Tee hee 😉
(Y/N)
Riddle have you ever been rizzed with before
RIDDLE
No, I have not.
(Y/N)
Ok ok can I try a line on you
RIDDLE
Sure? I suppose?
CATER
RIZZ HIM UP (Y/N)‼️‼️
(Y/N)
*AHEM*
(Y/N)
Are you an oppositely charged molecule? Because I'm attracted to you 😏
RIDDLE
Is... that a play of words using chemistry?
ACE
OHHH I UNDERSTAND LMAO
YUU
It's terrible.
DEUCE
I'm not even gonna say anything...
(Y/N)
Do you feel rizzed? 🕺 ✨
RIDDLE
So long as Trey's description of 'rizz' is accurate, then no, I do not feel 'rizzed'.
(Y/N)
TREY
It was better than the last one...
TREY
I think.
ACE
You suck at this
(Y/N)
How about you suck on deez nuts instead
ACE
IS THAT YOUT ATTEMPT TO RIZZ ME?
(Y/N)
EW NO
(Y/N)
Anywho Riddle you should try rizzing a shot
RIDDLE
Why?
(Y/N)
Because
(Y/N)
IDK ITS FUN 😭
RIDDLE
How is it fun?
YUU
They find everything fun
(Y/N)
Idk ask Cater 😭
CATER
ME????
CATER
People just do it idk????
TREY
I suppose that 'fooling around' is a way one has fun, like how Ace and Deuce get along
DEUCE
Where not getting along
ACE
🤢 🤮
CATER
It's 'we're', Deucey
CATER
And see? They're obviously best friends
RIDDLE
...I suppose there is a lot more for me to learn.
RIDDLE
However I have no interest in 'rizzing' anyone.
CATER
😔
ACE
IM WATCHING YOU.
(Y/N)
Ok fine i'll just do another line myself 🙄
(Y/N)
Are you a non-metal? Cause I'm attracted to you 🌹
CATER
THATS THE SAME AS THE LAST ONE????
(Y/N)
SHUDSH ITS DIFGERENT
ACE
Bro copy paste-ed and hoped no one would notice 💀
RIDDLE
The theory is identical.
(Y/N)
Nah its new and improved 👍
TREY
Not really...
ACE
Are you saying you're a metal.
DEUCE
Right!! Cause metals and non metals attract!!
ACE
Someone finally remembered their grade 9 science class 😂
DEUCE
I REMEMBERED IT OKAY
(Y/N)
I would 10000000000% be a metal
(Y/N)
Like imagine being named Cobalt or Bromine
(Y/N)
BROmine
(Y/N)
WAIT
(Y/N)
broMINE 😏 🫦
(Y/N)
I could make a pickup line out of this
YUU
No you can't
TREY
Not a good one, at least.
(Y/N)
Silence, non-metal.
(Y/N)
You're a fluorine
CATER
LMAOOOO THAT ACTUALLY SUITS HIM
ACE
WAIT WHICH ONE WAS THAT AGAIN
DEUCE
Ohh look who forgot their science 🤚
ACE
YOU DONT KNOW EITHER STFU
RIDDLE
First you place an 'A' into all our names, and now you're assigning us elements?
(Y/N)
Yes 👍
ACE
See I always knew you're on drugs
(Y/N)
Shut up helium don't talk to me
ACE
WHY AM I HELIUM.
(Y/N)
Yuu can be the toxicest metal ❤️
YUU
...alright????
RIDDLE
Toxicest is not a word.
ACE
Uhhhh Arsenic?
YUU
That's a metalloid
(Y/N)
Isnt it like Paulnium
TREY
Actually, it's spelt 'Polonium'.
RIDDLE
Trey is correct.
(Y/N)
"aCtuAlly 🤓"
ACE
Scrabble ass
[Ace was temporarily banned!]
(Y/N)
He gon give me the definition next
RIDDLE
I hope you are glad you're not a NRC student.
(Y/N)
I'm just the luckiest person on the planet 😍 ✨💞💞
RIDDLE
...
CATER
*whispers* send the thing!!!!
ACE
💀 what
DEUCE
You can't whisper through text..
RIDDLE
Thing?
RIDDLE
Oh.
RIDDLE
(Y/N)
🧍
ACE
LMAOAOKDSH YOU JUST GOT MEMED BY RIDDLE THE RIZZLER
(Y/N)
EAT ROCKS ASSCE
TREY
...I don't know how to feel about this development.
CATER
WDYM??? 😹😹 It's a milestone event 😼🫶🤝🤝
RIDDLE
To change the subject, what is 'Scrabble'?
CATER
It's a game!
(Y/N)
Old person game 🤚 But its fun LMAO
ACE
You're all NERDS
YUU
It's game that people with an IQ over 5 enjoy.
ACE
😐
DEUCE
Maybe I'll give it a try, it seems fun!!
RIDDLE
I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try.
TREY
You're on your own for this, Ace
TREY
It'd be good for today's game night
ACE
No one's loyal here smh
YUU
Ion wanna hear that from you
DEUCE
^
YUU
esp not after you ditched deuce and I to get caught by Trey and his toothbrush obsession
(Y/N)
😃 what
ACE
HEY IF YOU WERE ME YOUD DITCH TOO
YUU
SHUT
DEUCE
I hope I never get caught again
TREY
Hm, maybe I should make a presentation about oral care?
ACE
NO
CATER
NO
YUU
NO
DEUCE
NO
RIDDLE
I believe that will not be necessary.
TREY
Well dang, teeth are important though...
(Y/N)
Day 696969 of being glad I rejected that letter:
CATER
NOOOO ITS FUN I PROMISE 🥺
RIDDLE
It would be a lot less days than that since you've rejected the letter.
(Y/N)
IF I WAS THERE ID MAKE RIDDLE MY SPOUSE TO ESCAPE YALLS BS
CATER
WHAT?!?!? HAND OFF
RIDDLE
Pardon?!
DEUCE
You're so lucky you're not NRC 😭
ACE
AS IF HE'D ACCEPT
(Y/N)
Riddle my honey sugar strawberry pie,
RIDDLE
No!
RIDDLE
Saying such things before marriage is highly inappropriate!
ACE
HA REJECTED
(Y/N)
Before marriage?? 👁
(Y/N)
Ok then let's get married
YUU
.
CATER
...DAMN
ACE
😟
TREY
Maybe such bold words shouldn't be used on Riddle yet
RIDDLE
]. € wq 8w -! ¥ u I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT !!4& whg wyI
TREY
Should I go check on his class?
CATER
OKAY BUT THAT WAS REALLY SMOOTH
CATER
SMOOTH
ACE
DID THEY ACTUALLY RIZZ THE RIZZLER
YUU
That's cool and all but what happened to Idia???? And Silver?????
ACE
Where tf did that come from
(Y/N)
I'm just a SMOOTH CRIMINAL
CATER
Riddle hasn't responded since is he okay—
RIDDLE
CLASS WILL BEGIN IN TWO MINUTES. I EXPECT EVERYONE TO GO OFFLINE.
[Riddle is offline!]
CATER
😭
ACE
BWAHAHA I BET HE'S RED
[Ace was forced offline!]
(Y/N)
Bye ya'll 😘 (with rizz)
YUU
You still have no game, that was def a fluke
(Y/N)
😔
YUU
anyways bye lmao
[Yuu is offline!]
DEUCE
Bye!!
[Deuce is offline!]
CATER
Buh bye 😚
(Y/N)
Mwah
TREY
Good bye
[Cater is offline!]
[(Y/N) is offline!]
[Trey is offline!]
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Exiting the chat, I continued to scroll around on my phone. Since there wasn't much to do around the house, I decided to dedicate my time to laying on the couch for the rest of the day.
Eventually I found myself on MagiCam, which I haven't opened since the incident with Neige. I cringed at the 999+ notification bar, and nervously opened the notifications screen, clearing it all out with a refresh.
Thankfully there weren't many private messages to clear out, which came off as a surprise since I was expecting a barrage if death threats from die-hard Neige fans. However, one private message stood out.
[Neige LeBlanche sent you 4 messages!]
I blinked at the message bar, and deciding that I would have to get through it eventually, I clicked the chat.
I typed a quick message and closed the tab. Since it was currently classtime, I wasn't expecting him to reply for a while.
I was proven wrong when my phone dinged before I left the notifications bar.
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[NEIGE LEBLANCHE
sent (1) message!]
Five days ago
NEIGE
Hello! Sorry for not messaging you earlier, I was busy with some modelling stuff.
NEIGE
How are you?
Three days ago
NEIGE
Are you busy? Sorry if I'm bothering you!
NEIGE
I hope you reply soon!
Today
(Y/N)
Hello, Neige
NEIGE
Hello! I'm so glad you replied ^^
NEIGE
I was worried that I did something to upset you, haha!
(Y/N)
Well, you weren't wrong...
NEIGE
Oh
NEIGE
How so? :(
NEIGE
I didn't mean to upset you in any way!
(Y/N)
Well you posted that photo that I asked you not to post
(Y/N)
I'm glad that you brought the restaurant I work at to a new light, however I do not feel comfortable under all this attention. Do understand that you went against my wishes by making that post.
NEIGE
I was just hoping that..
NEIGE
No, it was wrong as me as a influencer to go against your wishes, and I even tagged you.. I'm sorry..
(Y/N)
As long as you understand why I was upset
NEIGE
I'll delete that post now!
NEIGE
When are you next working? Maybe we could talk? :((
(Y/N)
I'm not working at Chicken Breast for a while, so I'm not sure. I'll let you know when I have a date in mind
NEIGE
Okay, take your time!
NEIGE
If you ever need something, let me know. I want to repay you for my mistakes!
(Y/N)
Okay
NEIGE
Again, I'm really sorry.
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Chewing on my lip, I closed the app and placed my phone on the living room table.
I let out a big groan, throwing my hands over my face.
'Well, at least he was quick to understand..' I thought bitterly. 'A part of me was hoping he was an asshole so I could go off on him, though. Urgh, he's a celebrity so that would end badly for me anyway.'
In the end, I collectively decided to think about a day to meet up after Magift. Until then, I'll just relax and take my time like Xianniang wanted me to do.
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A Few Days Later...
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"You may now enter." The front desk worker said, handing back my phone.
"Thank you." I said, walking past the gates to enter the stadium where the Magift Tournament will happen.
I looked around for the entrance to the stands, and saw a giant sign that said "FIRST CLASS" pointing down a... luxuriously decorated hallway.
Nervously cringing, I decided to seat myself on a bench by a food store, watching people trail down the halls and enter doors to the stadium's seats. Fortunately there was a screen high up on the opposite wall, allowing me to see what's going on without entering.
'Damn, I've never been to one of these tournaments before.' I thought, checking the time. 'Five minutes until the opening ceremony.'
I bought myself some food to snack on, and patiently waited for either an illegal act or the ceremony to begin.
Soon, a bell at the top of the building rung, and and cheers erupted from the crowd outside.
Since the halls were now empty, I was easily able to stand up and walk over to the television screen so my blind ass can get a better look at the stadium.
The dorms were introduced one at a time, and I could hear cheers muffled through the entrance's door and from down the halls.
I saw some familiar figures outside of Heartslabyul, making me tilt my head in wonder.
However I couldn't think much of it as Diasomnia was introduced through the speakers, and soon screams were heard from outside.
But they weren't the cheering-type screams.
"What the fuck?" I hissed, seeing waves of people run off the stands and towards the recently mentioned dorm. "Is that a body-controlling magic? With that many people?"
Soon, yelling and screaming from outside was getting louder, and I nervously looked towards the door as a large mob of people ran out in a panic.
I flinched at the sight and quickly dove out of the way as they ran down the hall.
Some people bumped into me and I winced, quickly looking around for an escape from the crowds. A smaller hallway caught my sight, and I squeezed through the panic to hop into safety.
I heaved a sigh, watching more people run down the main hall.
"They really weren't joking," I groaned, a strap of my bag falling from my shoulder.
The school was announcing stuff over the speakers, but they were inaudible over the guests.
Deciding to find a calmer area, I walked further into the hall, fixing my clothes.
As I walked I noticed that it was getting significantly more quiet, and soon enough not even the announcements could be heard.
Feeling nervous, I considered turning around. But before I could make a choice, I began to hear soft footsteps further down the hall.
I looked over, seeing a boy wearing a green and black uniform running in my direction. However, he wasn't Silver.
We made eye contact, and his red ones widened. "You're—"
He ran into me, knocking the two of us down onto the floor.
Hope none of yall are homophobic cause there'll def be some homo in this fic 🫡
Lol anygays take some art (why is hotel paper so LONG)
And some on-the-way-back plane art hehe
Mmmm flowers *eats them and dies*
Praying I get his masquerade ssr with only 600 gems