SMG4 had to save up for a new castle because a fucking eldritch monster destroyed the whole shitty castle including Peach (who gives a fuck about her anyways), And Mario opened a pizza store to gain money and had to fight a fuckin cardboard little bitch called Marty (What shitty name is that?!?!?!). -cough- Anyways, SMG3 robbed Karen and got a grande cafe, while walking away holding a Rocket Launcher sipping his coffee, he turned to Eggdog.
SMG3: hey Eggdog, do I look gay? Fans keep saying I'm gay.
Of course Eggdog doesnt understand him so he just barked once, SMG3 thought he meant yes and blushed (NAH BLUD GAY). Eggdog ran to a random flower store and got blue and purple roses to SMG3.
SMG3: YOU WANT ME TO CONFESS?!?! (yes motherfucker what do you think)
Eggdog nodded his head and SMG3 blushed so fucking hard his body turned light pink.
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BOI IM TIRED IMMA COUNTINUE LATER JESUS CHRIST