drunken bastards | ateez chat...

By 81_froyos

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proncess: fuck no im outta here ---- Just a bunch of overly immature (homo) dudes texting each other. ateez... More

suck my ass
drunken
users
backstage
babygorl
beat his ass
ayo what
YUNHOOOOOO
hwamama
goblins
m
damn
bing chiling
love is complicated
seonghwa
are you?
uh ohh
you makeme cry
ay
meow
shit
not update lmao sorry
fake plants fake people
canon event
nuh uh
nom nom nom
drunk
poopoo
mix n pour
queen
sony
taken
whoops
there goes the bomb
piss
JONGHOOO
honey stars
alpha
NWTLYBSF
fashion fashion
new neighbour who dis
ur my lil pookster
weeeoo
muppet

wait n bake

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By 81_froyos

part 2
guys this is not human trafficking
it is NOT

also #posting-in-school-cuz-pe-fucking-sucks

oldie - hongjoong
hehetmon - yeosang
sanoup - san
wompwomp - wooyoung
jonathan choi - jongho

hehetmon was added

wompwomp was added

wompwomp
what now

jonathan choi
not even a hi or a hello???

wompwomp
I WAS BUSY DOING THINGS

jonathan choi
AND BY DOING THINGS I ASSUME ITS CHOI MOTHER FUCKING SAN??

wompwomp
i wish
but im actually busy

sanoup
😢
JONGHO ARE WE DOING THIS TRADE OR NOT

jonathan choi
OMG
OKAY

wompwomp
what trade???

sanoup
alr one kang yeosang for me

hehetmon
me??

sanoup
yes you pookie
and in return
shall you receive a jung wooyoung

wompwomp
????
hello???
I DDI NOT AGREE TO THIS!!!

sanoup
conditions as follow:
you have wooyoung for a week and i get yeosang forever
you are obliged to do whatever wooyoung wants
you have to kiss me goodnight for the rest of the month
you have to cuddle wooyoong in replacement of me

wompwomp
SANI ARE YOU ABANDONING me 😭😭😭

sanoup
NOOO baby ofc not ☹️
i would never

wompwomp
YEAH YOU BETTER NOT 😐😐😐

oldie
wtf are these terms 😭

sanoup
HUSH
jongho do you accept?

jonathan choi
...
trade accepted
HOWEVER
i have my own terms

wompwomp
WHY AM I BEING TRADED LIKE A SLAVE FROM THE MEDIEVAL TIMES???

sanoup
state them

wompwomp
DONT IGNORE ME!!!!!

jonathan choi
you can only give yeosang one kiss per day

sanoup
PSSSHSHHHHHH thats easy

oldie
famous last words

sanoup
APAPAPPAPAP dont jinx it
now where's my kang yeosang?

hehetmon
hi •w•

sanoup
YOUre nOW MY BOYFRIEND

wompwomp
WHAT ABOUT M E

sanoup
wooyo you'll always be my first
dont ever forget that ☹️

hehetmon
i dont want to be the cause of another break up 💀

wompwomp
love
you're like really hot
i would definitelt understand if someone leaves their love for you
EVEN IF THAT SOMEONE IS
CHOI
MOTHER
FUCKING
SAN.

hehetmon
💀
please TAKE HIM BACK

sanoup
uh
nuh uh
I LOVE YOU BOTH
WOOYOUNGIE DONT GET MAD PLEASE
MWWWUUAAHH

jonathan choi
okay san you just used up today's kiss pass

sanoup
.
WHAT???!

jonathan choi
😜

sanoup
I
BUT I
BUT I DIDNT
☹️
I DDINT

jonathan choi
i didn't state what type of kisses now did i?

sanoup
i
...
😖😖😖😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hehetmon
pFFT dumbass

wompwomp
i am not a SLAVE RHATS MEANT TO BE PASSED AROUND LIKE USED JUNK

hehetmon
boy SHUT UP
you like it

wompwomp
...
mayb e...?

jonathan choi
...uh
youre under my care for the week so..

wompwomp
omg really 🥺🥺🥺🥺

jonathan choi
i am gonna regret this arent i

wompwomp
NO NO YOU WONT JONGHOO🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫😎😏😏🤩😎😩😫🤓🥺🤓😠🥸🤩😠

oldie
nah im out of this place man

wompwomp
pov your dick dryer than a popeyes biscuit

oldie
SHUT TF UP

wompwomp
whatya gonna do??

oldie
i'll fucking beat your ass

wompwomp
harder zaddy 😫😩😫

oldie
christ

jonathan choi
can i—

sanoup
NO 🙅 TAKE BACKSIES !!

jonathan choi
fuck.
how do you even normalise this behaviour 💀

hehetmon
pfffffff dumbass

jonathan choi
watch your mouth, doll

sanoup
YOU SHIULDNT BE FLIRITNF WITH MY BOYFRIEND

jonathan choi
I

hehetmon
YEAH JONGHO WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WIFH ME

jonathan choi
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

wompwomp
pfff pff sick of me already 😢😢
*sniffff
what about the kids
what about ME

sanoup
🧍

jonathan choi
...
hongjoong hyung
i give you a jung wooyoung in exchange for a park seonghwa

oldie
um
seonghwa isnt mine anymore but sure?

hehetmon
yikes

jonathan choi
okay trade commenced

oldie
i think you guys need to stop trading bottoms like how 10 year olds trade pop its

jonathan choi
no
its so slay of us
i'll add it to my fucking resumé if it saves me

sanoup
human trafficking on your resumé?? 💀 /j

wompwomp
BOTTOMS????

oldie
are you guys not??

wompwomp
i mean yeah— BUT STILL???

hehetmon
i dont think you have the right to assume that im a bottom

wompwomp
YEOSANG

hehetmon
heeeyyyyy 😘😘🥰

wompwomp
STOP?????

hehetmon
bb i dont think you have the right to say that to me...
actually i should keep my mouth zipped because sannie has NO idea whats about to happen to his ass

wompwomp
..
metaphorically or figuratively?

hehetmon
metaphorically and figuratively.

sanoup
should i be scared

jonathan choi
nah youre chill

hehetmon
hehe

oldie
😨

wompwomp
damn...
wait jongho youre not trading me right

jonathan choi
OH YEAH
kim hongjoong, 6000 and sadist
i gift you the brat and maso himself jung wooyoung

wompwomp
FUCK
YOU

oldie
sweet.

wompwomp
DONT LEAVE ME HERE

sanoup
i can hear the micheal micheal dont leave me here audio already

wompwomp
SAN STFU AND SAVE ME FROM THIS MONSTER

oldie
monster...?

wompwomp
IM SORRY HINGJOONG
SUSYIWKSKWKWSPWL

oldie
on yer knees

wompwomp
yessir

jonathan choi
this is gonna b fun to watch

hehetmon
STARTING OFF EASSSYYYY HMMMM

oldie
hands up for an hour

hehetmon
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BORRRINGGGGG!!!
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
MAKE HIM CRY !
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎💀😐😐😐😐😐😐
BROS COOKING BUT NO ONES STARVING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

wompwomp
MF STOP

hehetmon
HARVARD ISNT CALLING ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

wompwomp
STFU

sanoup
WH
YEO????

hehetmon
hi 🥺
will you do me like that?
🥺

sanoup
uh—

hehetmon
just kidding

sanoup
...

hehetmon
i'll do it to you.

sanoup
o-oh...
*blushing

oldie
heads up wooyoung
if you dont listen i wont stop

wompwomp
yeth

jonathan choi
damn.

hehetmon
😋
jongho when i come back everything better be prepared.

sanoup
WHAT IS PREPARED???!!(!,??/!/!

jonathan choi
im afraid as long as the contract exists i am not to have you until hyung opts to return you back into my hands

hehetmon
a
rex lapis ass mf

jonathan choi
YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE ME TO ZHONGLI.

hehetmon
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
sigh 😔
i have to do everything myself this time...

jonathan choi
watch yourself

wompwomp
'sigh'

sanoup
DO WHAT
HUH
???2?/??/!/'s

hehetmon
i will...i will watch myself every much
sani will help too...right?

sanoup
HELPCWITH WHAT

jonathan choi
are you regretting it now ? 😁

sanoup
all i wanted was
to
kiss and cuddle
pretty yeosangie
* cryinng in fear rn
where is this yeosangie???? 😔😔😔😢😢😢😢

sanoup
BUT INSTEAD I GOT THIS????
THIS NON CUTE BUT SEXY KINKY ASS BABY 😱😭😭😭😭😭

hehetmon
*whips belt* im afraid you signed up for the wrong yeosangie

jonathan choi
PFFFF PFFFT

oldie
nahh what 💀

yunho
what the actual is going on
2 diff types of d/s shit wtf 💀

wompwomp
ih
oh
oh maybe if you sorted out your feelings for him you couldve entered the trade him and exchanged him for yeosang
IVE SEEN HOW YOU LOOKED AT MY BEST FRIEND
I KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW

hehetmon
me? 😀😋

wompwomp
yes you baby

sanoup
but yeosangie is mine ☹️

jonathan choi
you
he's still my boyfriend—

yunho
SHUT THE UP
NO I DONT LIKE YEOSANG
NO I DONT LIKE MINGI EITHER

wompwomp
no one said it was mingi

yunho
SHUT THE UP

yunho left

seonghwa
🍿🥤
wait IM being traded?

hehetmon
uh

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