A/N: Happy Halloween! This chapter is actually inspired by an Umbrella Academy preference book lol, so thank you to that book (it's called The Umbrella Academy Preferences). Its super good if you enjoy that show I recommend you check out the book.
Anyways before I get started:
BOLD= Them
Italics= You
-Nightwing (Dick Grayson):
"Can we nap once you're done with breakfast?"
"Does my suit make my butt look weird?"
"...what?"
"ANGEL, JASON WAS MEAN TO ME TODAY!"
"I can do 45 cartwheels in a row."
"Kori tried throwing me off the roof today."
"She tried to WHAT... what did you do?"
"I think Damien is warming up to me."
"He literally growled at you today..."
-Red Hood (Jason Todd):
"It's only illegal if Bruce sees me doing it."
"Jason sweetie no..."
"Y/N! HAVE YOU SEEN MY SPARE GUN?"
"The demon child tried to bite me today."
"I may or may not have shot the ceiling... again."
"What do you mean again?!"
"We might be getting a package of bullets today."
"If Dick asks, no I didn't see his suit."
-Harley Quinn:
"I thought I saw Brucie today, so I tried hugging him, it wasn't him... :("
"I convinced Ivy to give me one of her flowers that way I can give it to you!"
"I think it has teeth."
"People are so scared of me and I don't know why..."
"Maybe because you rob Gotham bank almost every day."
"SUGAR, CAN WE DANCE?"
"I'm only high on life."
-Red Robin (Tim Drake):
"Is it normal to see double of everything?"
"Why can't there be more hours in the day??"
"I think I drank too much coffee today..."
"How much?"
"...6 cups."
"WHAT?!"
"SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!"
-Poison Ivy:
"This flower has been trying to kill me for the past hour."
"Are you okay??"
"Harley wanted me to tell you that she stole a cute necklace today."
"I'm surrounded by idiots... not you though."
"Pft men."
"My flower, would you mind helping me with this equation?"
"Sometimes I wonder who allowed you to be so perfect..."
"Ivy..."
-Raven:
"What? I've only read 3 books today..."
"...Thats a lot."
"Y/N, did you steal my cloak?"
"...noooo..."
"If Gar keeps talking, I'm GOING to sew his mouth shut..."
"I stole Dick's credit card to buy more books."
-Deathstroke (Slade Wilson):
"I WILL SHOOT THE NEXT PERSON THAT WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR!"
"People move WAY too much when I'm trying to do my job."
"Slade your job is killing people."
"My treasure, please stop talking during the movie..."
"You do realize I don't need more than a few hours of sleep, right?"
"But cuddling is fun."
"Whatever you say princess/prince."
-Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes):
"No Khaji Dha you can't stab the person who cat called Y/N..."
"Excuse me?"
"Are you scared of my scarab?"
"Can we take a nap Y/N?"
"Its 8pm?"
"One time Kid Flash and I raced... he won."
"My mom was asking about you again."
A/N: Just watched the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie. It was cute, well cute for a movie with that kind of premise. I enjoyed the MatPat cameo and the little Easter eggs throughout.
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