Awesome insults or comebacks

By TheFaultInOurHugs

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If you're looking for any great insults this is the place to come. (most of it is trash) WARNING:strong langu... More

Extra stuff
NyQuil
Point of view
Seriously dude
Hate
Nature
Lego
Failure
Want me
Fat
Mosqitos
Unhealthy
Killer
Song
Christmas
Store
Crime
Cows
Pills
Think of you
New look
Time
Name
Brains
A/n PLEASE READ
Or nah
Glasses
Potato
Sexuality
Gay
Eyes
China
Sma
Misletoe
Hotel
Dog
NOT AN INSULT
If you think.....
Hate
Power puff
Ideas?!?!
Siri
Advice
Garbage
Thank you
Picture
Book
Flaunt
Present
Respect
Wrong
Puke
Calculator
A/n
Trailer.....
Saw you...
A/n
...
O'clock
Shock
Already knew
Charity Case
White girl
DDT diet
My quote
To the ex
Boring
Shattered
Favor
Checked
McDonalds
Laid
Garden
Your mom
Slap
Plastic
Insult
Elephants
The queen honeybee
The red panda
Turkey vultures
Owl
Poem
....
5 timing
Twinkle
Penalty
Dark and handsome
Pointless
Abuse
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH a/n
Hungover
Thot
Poodlefucker
'Laughs'
Queen B
Mothers day
For when you have to fight
Languages
Fake
Madonna
Part 1
Part 2
I lost my phone
A/N
Two faced
Marilyn Monroe
American
Juice
Hoski
Perfect for each other
Dick
Dorito
Desperate
B.I.T.C.H
Weight
A/n its a quicky
Sincerely, Thank You
By a fellow reader
pick-up line

The last chapter...

778 21 1
By TheFaultInOurHugs

When people get close to you, back away and say "For your information, I'm decease free and I'd love to keep it that way"
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Thank you, thank you people, for this opportunity to make you smile and maybe put this to use.
I'd like to credit John Cena for my last chapters, and you can actually find all of the last chapters(well except for the first one) in a You Tube video called 'John Cena Owns Eve Torres Makes Her Cry' and then it says other stuff but you'll find it. Love you people, live good and if you don't.............welllll sorry help you with that one. Hehe, anyways people thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!😘😘🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😘😘😂😂😭😭👄👄💋💋👄💋👄💋❤️❤️ kisses for everyone and big cuddly hugs. Well most of you wont read the authors note cause I don't so fuck it. Wbnbceduhvbihfbcuhwrfbbvbiwduucbcurfh. K, bye *really cool outro music playing*

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