Sabito: Sometimes they seem very childish, sometimes they seem too old and annoying
Dou: Wha
Sabito: Nvm
Daki: Fr
Sabito: You're one of them
Daki: HEY I'M NOT BORING AND ANNOYING
Sabito: Says who
Nez: Me
Naki: Me
Daki: SEE?
Daki: Btw I LOVE YOU GUYS SM
Naki: We love you too.
Nez: LYT BESTIE
Sabito: Cringe that you guys keep calling each other that
Uzui: WDYM IT'S FLAMBOYANT TO SEE THEM INTERACTING LIKE THAT
Sabito: You do you ig
Daki: I-
Chachamaru: Mew
@Chachamaru is online
Kai: WTF HOW DOES THAT WORK
Sabito: Wha-
Kai: HOW DO YOU SAY SMTH BEFORE-
Sabito: Idfk
Kai: -_-
Tamayo: Oh-
Yu: I-
Sabito: NOW WHAT
Sabito: Shit-
Daki: Wha-
Sabito: Caps lock TnT
Daki: LMFAO
Sabito: This is where youre being childish
Daki: ..How so?
Sabito: IT WASN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY
Daki: So?
Sabito: Nvm -_-
Daki: ;-;
Nez: DAKIIIII
Daki: Huh?
Naki: Wait no-!
Daki: Nakime? What-
Nez: DAKI I NEED TO TELL YOU SMTH OMG OMG OMG
Daki: WHAT ID IT-
Daki: IS
Nez: YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT
Inosuke: W h a t
Uzui: Tell us this flashy news, Kamado
Makio: YEAH NOW I'M INTERESTED
Kai: FRRR
Kai: PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S MORE DRAMA NOW I'M BORED
Daki: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Muzan: I'll just leave now-
@Muzan is offline
Daki: Oh-
Daki: Forgot he was here
Uzui: LMAO YOU FORGOT HE WAS HERE IMAGINE IF HE FOUND OUT
Daki: I'm dead, he can't do anything about it-
Uzui: Oh yeah
Daki: :p
Uzui: aosdfjenrijfiwoek
Inosuke: MONJIRO @Tanjiro what does aosdfjenrijfiwoek mean?
@Tan is online
Sabito: DID YOU TYPE THAT ALL OUT OR COPY AND PASTE IT
Inosuke: What does copy and paste mean?
Sabito: LMAOO
Nez: .
Daki: TELL ME WHAT IT IS
Naki: No, please!
Daki: NOW I REALLY NEED TO KNOW
Tan: Inosuke, 'aosdfjenrijfiwoek' isn't a real word- It's called a keyboard smash
Inosuke: I WANNA SMASH MY KEYBOARD :0
Tan: WAIT NO-
Nez: Did you type it all out, too..-
Tan: No, would take too long-
Nez: Yeah-
Inosuke: OIJAMKLS<MFJNU(WPFJIOekQ:L<AA:>"OFKMLAKONWFH(JOIWMKLLKLCP{}D}:ds;,lKIRwomfklds;[po0-wffp1k1k3mlrefv,;l'v';./<VMKLs,;dcklc;,s'aewofkld,;sc.sdfokmwlejuih3902ipm
Nez: HELP WHAT
Daki: OOP
Naki: I-
Tan: Oh Inosuke- -.-
Inosuke: HAHHAHHHHAHHAHHA ASOMKWJUW()#F)P$FL:<w.<W:Lpf#f|#F';//.dc,.flmvn43j$OKMFK092pok23o#@)()@39roi4owej($*IOKLewfk@O#@#-={}\];>#@"<:Lkj@R#amMAkdslpd[]weL@K@30pLFE:fwmOSioSA
Tan: I-
@Tan is offline
Inosuke: HUH
Inosuke: He actua y br ke the keyb ard.. S me of the keys dn't work anym re
Nez: What
Inosuke: -Tanjir
Nez: Tanjir XD
Inosuke: The d esn't w rk-
Nez: The o?
Inosuke: Yes
Inosuke: 0r the
Nez: -w- the what-?
Inosuke: The uhm I
Nez: The i??
Inosuke: no- the we it d esn't w rk-
Nez: Why don't you just go get him a new computer or smth :>
Inosuke: kay
Nez: :D
@Inosuke is offline
Daki: ANY FUCKING WAYS
Tamayo: Could you kindly refrain from swearing?
Daki: Nah-
Nez: Be nice to Lady Tamayo :<
Yu: Do what Lady Tamayo says, you insolent little brat!
Daki: I-
Daki: Only cuz Nez said so >:p
Yu: ...
Tamayo: It's quite alright-
Nez: :D
Daki: Anyways, CAN YOU JUST TELL ME
Nez: Tell you what?
Naki: NO
Nez: OHHHHHH
Nez: YESSS BUT IN DMS BECAUSE NAKI WILL KILL ME IF I DO IT HERE
Naki: I will kill you if you do it at all.
Nez: Damn harsh >:p
Nez: BUT TELLING HER WILL GET YOU-
Naki: I do not care. Just please refrain from doing so?
Nez: BUT-
Daki: NAKIME PLEASE
Uzui: Yeahhh, tell us!!!
Naki: Please, do not.
Makio: TELL US
Hinatsaru: Makio-
Makio: STFU HINATSARU JUST ADMIT YOU'RE CURIOUS AS WELL
Hinatsaru: I can be curious but not prying!
Makio: I wish emoji's would work here
Makio: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE-
Uzui: We're waitinggggg
Naki: Well you'll wait for longer than when your death is to come.
Uzui: I'll wait when I'm dead Ig -_-
Uzui: C'mon, Nezuko, Tell us!! I saved you and your brother's life, remember?
Nez: Yeah and I wanna say BUT NAKIME KEEPS TELLING ME NOT TO
Uzui: ;-; It's only been like 5 times, JUST DO IT
Nez: Dm's bish -_-
Naki: No! Please, no!
Nez: NAKI PLEASE YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME JUST PLEASE-
Daki: ACCEPT IT NAKIME- SHE'LL SAY IT ANYWAYS TuT
Nez: True-
Naki: Please, just don't do it!! I'll give you pictures of all the other uppermoons and Hashira's 'ships' as you like to call them?
Makio: DON'T ACCEPT, JUST FUCKING TELL US
Yu: Lady Tamayo said no swearing!
Tamayo: Thank you, Yushiro. ^^
Yu: (O///O)
Sabito: Bro blushed thru text
Yu: Shut up!
Tamayo: Be nice, Yushiro.
Yu: ..Fine. Only because you said so, though.
Tamayo: :)
Sabito: Simp
Yu: .
Sabito: BAHAAHHAH HE CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HE PROMISED TO BE NICE
Uzui: JUST TELL US NEZUKO
Daki: Too bad, Nakime, I GAVE YOU THOSE PICTURES SO I OBVIOUSLY HAVE THEM
Daki: Just face it, you'll never win this >:)
Nez: Ehhehh but she'll win someone after I manage to tell you
Daki: :o
Naki: No! Nezuko, please.
Nez: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
Naki: I can give yours, the Hashira's, the demon slayers, and Tamayo and Yushiro's locations to Master?
Nez: Uhhhhhh DAKI THIS ISN'T REALLY A GOOD IDEA ON SECOND THOUGHT
Naki: There, see? That wasn't so hard to do.
Nez: TnT
Naki: :)
Daki: NVM THAT JUST TELL ME
Nez: Daki, my life, my friend's, and my family's life are all at stake. AND YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU??
Daki: UGH BUT-
Nez: No buts >:(
Daki: *cries*
Sabito: Yeah yeah whatever, go cry to your brother or smth
Daki: ...
Nez: ...
Naki: ...
Daki: What did you just say.
Nez: Don't talk like that about Daki.
Naki: You're going to regret saying that.
Uzui: OHO HOOO DRAMAAAAAA
Naki: Will you PLEASE just shut up for once?
Uzui: Um, noted-
Makio: DON'T TELL TENGEN TO SHUT UP
Hinatsaru: Makio, maybe it's best not to mess with the demon woman-
Suma: DONT TALK TO TENGEN LIKE THAT YOULL REGRET IT
Makio: EXACTLY
Uzui: Girls, it's okay-
Makio: ...fine
Suma: Okey!
Naki: I-
Nez: Speaking of demons-
Daki: ?
Nez: Isn't Douma still online? Also, how is Akaza, if anyone knows?
Daki: oh-
Naki: Akaza is with Kokushibo right now. The two are talking. And yes, Douma is online.
Dou: How did u know-
Naki: :)
Dou: ...
Naki: What?
Nez: That's kinda creepy Naki bestie-
Naki: It is?
Nez: Yeahhh
Naki: Oh
Nez: Yep.
Dou: Can I go c Akaza nowww
Naki: No, he still needs the time alone
Dou: BUT HE'S WITH KOKUSHIBO-DONOOOO
Naki: Ah yes, let me specify. By alone, I meant away from you.
Dou: But he's the one that hurt me..! :<
Naki: Really? You don't seem all that 'hurt'
Dou: Wellllll-
Naki: Exactly.
Dou: He did at the time but I feel better now!!
Naki: Oh?
Daki: I sent him a whole bunch of Doukaza pics
Naki: Ah
Dou: Yea
Naki: Well that mostly likely will not make Akaza feel better. Besides, Master was the one who hurt him this time. And I think he's been holding back some things he thinks from you.
Dou: Wdym?
Naki: Remember what he said? When he had the outburst to you?
Naki: Let me find it.
Daki: " FIRST OF ALL, WE'RE NOT BEST FRIENDS!! 2. YOU FUCKING THINK WE'RE DATING? 3. STOP WITH THIS PHYSICAL CONTACT IT'S IRRITATING AND I HATE IT. 4. I HATE YOU. 5. YOU EAT WOMEN LIKE WHAT THE HELL!! 6. YOU JUST SUCK ASS IN GENERAL. 7. NOBODY CARES. 8. YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS WHO DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FLOWER AND A HOUSE. 9. YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL EMOTIONS SO DON'T GO ON ABOUT THOSE 'I lOVe yOU aKAzA-DoNO' SHIT BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT IT ISN'T REAL. 10. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME STOP PRETENDING!!! "
Daki: There
Daki: I gotcha Naki
Naki: Thank you.
Daki: <33
Dou: Oh
Dou: Yes..
Naki: See, there he says "You can't even feel emotions so don't go on about those 'i love you akaza-dono' sh*t because I know for a fact it isn't real." And the, "You don't care about me, stop pretending!!!" He clearly has been holding that from you.
Daki: AWHH NAKI WON'T CUSS EVEN ON TEXT AHHHHH
Nez: :0
Dou: BUT HE SAID "We're not best friends" AND "You just suck ass in general" N A LOT OF OTHER BAD THINGS ABOUT ME :<
Naki: Yes. However, he may just be saying that because he thinks you can't 'feel'
Dou: BUT I DO HAVE MY SENSE OF TOUCH
Sabito: BAHHAHAH HOW ARE YOU UPPERMOON TWO
Dou: Wdym?
Sabito: BRO-
Nez: She meant your emotions. Feeling emotions not feeling as in touch
Dou: Ohhh
Nez: Ye
Dou: Kk
Naki: As I was saying, he's might just be saying that because he thinks you don't actually like him.
Dou: BUT I DO LOVE HIM I REALLY DO
Naki: You have to get him to understand, somehow.
Dou: HOW? DO I KISS HIM?
Nez: :insert_skull_emoji:
Dou: What does that mean?
Dou: :insert_skull_emoji:
Nez: Boi WHAT
Daki: LMAO DOUMA ASODIJMFEK
Tamayo: Kibutsuji hasn't taught his demons to use phones.
Yu: What Lady Tamayo said.
Sabito: I was gonna say simp but yes EXACTLY
Nez: I DON'T THINK EVEN MUZAN KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM
Kai: He doesn't, I had to teach him, Kokushibo, Douma, and Akaza how to use them like 200000+ time and they STILL don't get it TnT
Tamayo: Oh-
Nez: YEAH
Sabito: Imagine
Daki: I swear. I'll figure it out eventually
Kai: What-?
Daki: Oh sorry I meant to send that to Nezuko
Nez: Daki-
Daki: Srry ;-;
Nez: ANYWAYS
Naki: Wait..
Naki: Nezuko, please, don't tell her. And Daki. Stop trying to find out, I swear, it's nothing!!
Daki: If it's nothing, then JUST TELL ME-
Naki: No..
Nez: One minute
Naki: What?
Nez: Dm's now.
Naki: Me?
Nez: Yez.
Daki: I feel so excluded.
Kai: I CAN TELL YOU
Kai: I KNOW WHAT IT IS
Daki: YES PLEASE TELL ME
Naki: Kaigaku. You realize you're still alive? I could get you killed.
Naki: Or I can tell Gyutaro that you like him?
Daki: :000 ONII-CHAN NEEDS TO HEAR THIS OMG
Kai: ...Fuck you.
Naki: So?
Kai: FINE I WON'T SAY ANYTHING
Sabito: You realize Gyutaro is in thie group chat? He'll see it-
Kai: WELL GOOD THING I'M ADMIN THEN
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Kai: THERE
Daki: KAIGAKU LIKES GYUTARO
Daki: KAIGAKU LIKES GYUTAROO
Daki: KAIGAKU LIKES GYUTARO
Daki: KAIGAKU LIKES GYUTARO
Daki: KAIGAKU LIKES GYUTARO
Daki: KAIGAKU LIKES GYUTARO
Daki: KAIGAKU LIKES GYUTARO
Daki: KAIGAKU LIKES GYUTARO
Daki: KAIGAKU LIKES GYUTARO
Kai: FUCK YOU
Daki: GYUTARO CAN DO THAT TO YOUUU
Kai: BRO NO LIKE STOP
Sabito: I'm living for this
Nez: .
Sabito: Fuck i forgot I was dead
Uzui: Well I'm living for this. THIS IS HILARIOUS LMAO
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Daki: Rude
Daki: Wait.
Daki: AHHAH PRIVATE MESSAGES EXIST~
Kai: OMFG
Kai: WODIANBIEUAFOIMKL
Kai: Yk what I'll just tell you what it is Daki. Whether I tell you, or not, someone's going to tell Gyutaro T^T
Uzui: PFFT
Uzui: DO IT HERE THO I WANNA KNOW
Makio: ^
Suma: ^
Hinatsaru: Oh, what am I going to do with you guys
Naki: Kaigaku, please, do not.
Kai: I'M SO SORRY NAKIME BUT-
Nez: Fuck this, its going to get revealed anyways, at some point
Nez: NAKIME
Nez: Kai lemme finish before you tell everyone, I see you typing ^^
Kai: Fuck fine -_-
Naki: What?
Nez: They're going to find out one way or another, no matter what threat you put upon us so ummm
Naki: What
Nez: You might wanna tell her yourself if you don't want someone else to break the news to her
Dou: Wait
Dou: Is this about..?
Naki: Huh?
Dou: Nvm
Nez: Dm's, Douma. Now
Dou: Ok-
Nez: ^^
Kai: I swear, sometimes women are so intimidating, sometimes they're overly childish
Nez: Thank you
Daki: Yasss
Kai: Anyways
Kai: Nezuko's right- Just say it yourself or we'll tell her ;-;
Naki: ...Fine...
Kai: YESSS
Daki: YESSSS
Uzui: Took you long enough-
Makio: FINALLY
Yu: Is it bad I really want to know now?
Tamayo: Not at all.
Yu: Oke!!
Sabito: Fucking simp-
Sabito: ANYWAYS YES TELL USSSS
Nez: BAHHAHA DW NAKIME THIS IS GONNA WORK PERFECTLY
Daki: Wha-
Naki: What?
Nez: GO ONN
Nez: Tell her
Uzui: HERE BECAUSE YES
Naki: Does it have to be here..?
Dou: E
Kai: YES IT DOES
Nez: You can do a more elaborate one in her dm's? Maybe you can do it first? THEN TELL USS
Naki: I suppose I can work with that...
Daki: YYAYAY :0
Nez: >:D
Naki: But then you have to do something for me
Nez: Like what?
Naki: We'll see
Nez: I'm scared now but okay-
Sabito: Anyways while we're waiting
Kai: Ohhh can we play truth or dare now?
Sabito: Fuck yes
Sabito: Wait
Dou: Hm?
Sabito: Let's get the others online rn.
Kai: YES
Sabito: @everyone GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE NOW NOW NOW
@21 people are online
Sabito: The fact that everyone came online right away is crazy
Nez: Very
Chacha: Mreow
@Chacha is online
Sabito: Bro...
Nez: Oop
Sabito: The cat is creepy asf..
Tamayo: Oh-
Giyuu: What is it?
Sanemi: I swear, if I was pinged for a stupid reason I'm going to kill all of you--who aren't alive.
Tsutako: What's happening?
Shinobu: Apparently we're playing t or d
Giyuu: Not being stupid for once, I see?
Obanai: Yes, apparently
Gyomei: May I pass with playing this question mark
Inosuke: U eot a mew voput3r
Tan: He got a new computer but I haven't installed autocorrect into it
Nez: Hurry and do it before we die
Inosuke: ehat
Uzui: IT'S WORSE THAN WHEN HIMEJIMA TALKS
Gyomei: What is that supposed to mean comma Uzui San question mark
Uzui: HMmm
Inosuke: eijM whao es jat sopowed menn??
Uzui: YEP DEF WORSE
Sabito: Tf did he say
Giyuu: First, he said "I got a new computer." And then, "What." Last was, I'm assuming, "Ehem, what's that supposed to mean??"
Mitsu<3: Ooh, you're good at this, Tomioka-San!!
Tsutako: Yes, how did you?
Obanai: Fr
Giyuu: Kocho is horrible at typing.
Obanai: YES
Uzui: SLAY
Shinobu: Excuse me?
Giyuu: And apparently can't read, either.
Nez: Ily, Shinobu-San, but HELP THAT'S SO FUNNY-
Tan: That's not nice, Giyuu-San..
Giyuu: Tanjiro.
Tan: Huh?
Uzui: Oop-
Giyuu: Kocho isn't nice.
Tan: She isn't?
Shinobu: FUCK YOU, I AM
Dou: What's happening, I can't keep track-
Inosuke: Okd
Sabito: *Idk?
Inosuke: Taks whsst i SAof!!
Giyuu: No, she's not
Nez: "That's what I said" -Inosuke
Inosuke: >:((O
Makomo: How did he mess THAT up-
Inosuke: ,
Urokodaki: Um
@Urokodaki is offline
Kagaya: What is happening?
Gyomei: I do not know comma Oyakata-Sama period I am quite confused comma as well period It is hard to keep track of their texts when they are doing it lot backspace backspace backspace backspace backspace backspace so fast period
Kagaya: Ah
Kyo: What
Zen: Yeah no- WHAT
Genya: HELP LMAO
Mui: Tf
Genya: Muichiro-
Sanemi: .
Genya: Ahh fuck-
Nez: He said, "I do not know, Oyakata-Sama. I am quite confused, as well. It is hard to keep track of their texts when they are doing it so fast.
Obanai: SAVED
Makio: I-
Suma: YOU COULD REEAD THAT?
Makio: IT'S READ NOT REED YOU IDIOT
Suma: OH yeah
Hinatsaru: Guys-
Uzui: Calm downnnn
Kai: ;-; Can we play t or d now?
Muzan: I am most certainly not playing this.
Koku: :^
Kai: You are
Muzan: Excuse me?
Kai: I mean
Daki: YOU are
Muzan: Are you telling me what to do?
Daki: Yes I am!! And you can't do anything about it since I'm already dead.
Muzan: You are such nuisances.
Daki: THANK you
Muzan: .
Daki: Anywho, let's play now!!
Kaza: I'd prefer not to, if that is alright, Daki?
Daki: PLAY WITH US
Dou: Akaza-dono!
Kaza: .
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee