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UNNAMED GROUP CHAT
10:58 AM
WANNABE GRINCH
do you guys ever wonder what being
arrested feels like
KAORI
...
never
why would I wonder
what that feels like
WANNABE GRINCH
I just wonder what it feels like
like them putting the handcuffs on
you and you getting a free ride to
the police station in a cop car
KEIJIPOO
You seriously need to
go to an insane asylum
WANNABE GRINCH
KEIJI
HIHIHI
BUT
YOURE GOING TO TELL ME RN
THAT YOU WOULDNT BAIL ME
OUT IF I NEEDED IT????
KEIJIPOO
No I wouldn't
I'd let you go to Juvie
and let them figure out
you need professional help
WANNABE GRINCH
everybody wants to be fake nowadays.
this is why I would frame you so we
could be together in Juvie
you're NEVER getting rid of me.
KEIJIPOO
That's highly concerning.
BOKUTO
WAITWAJTWAIT
IVE NEVER SEEN AGAASHI
TEXT THIS MUCH IN A GC
BEFORE
YOURE CONVERTING HIM
Y/N
WANNABE GRINCH
he wants me so bad 🤭🤭
FIVEHEAD
keep being delusional
and you won't know what's
fake and what's real
WANNABE GRINCH
NOW WHY WOULD YOU
SAY THAT
YOU KNOW IM AFTAID OF
THAT DICKWAD
ELMO'S #1 FAN
LMFAOOOO
sooner or later y/n won't know
if she's real or not
PISS HAIR
HEY !!!!!
LEAVE HER ALONE
SHE DOWSNT DESERVE THIS
WANNABE GRINCH
THANK YOU ATSUMOO
you might be my runner up bf 😛😛
KONOHA
Atsumu's stealing your
girl Akaashi
FIVEHEAD
didn't Atsumu say you were
interested in her
KONOHAWK
THAT ISNT WHAT HAPPENED
FATTY #1
Then why is your name in the
chat changed 🤨
BBG AKAGI
someone's been talking
to miss delusional recently 🤯🤯
WANNABE GRINCH
guys this might be a bad time
but
the protection services are chasing
me
FIVEHEAD
LMFAOOOOOO
WHAT DID YOU DO
WANNABE GRINCH
THEY FOUND OUT I WAS
THE ONE THAT HAD THE FIRST
YEAR DRESS UP AS ELMO TO
SCARE YUTO
AND THEY SAID IT CAUSED
HIM PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA
SO I HAVE TO ATINE FOR MY
SINS 😭😭
ELMO'S #1 FAN
LMFAOOOO KARMA
GOT YOUR ASS
YUKIHEEHEE
excuse me? Elmo costume?
Scaring Yuto?
FIVEHEAD
fivehead sent three videos !
Yuto's terrified of Elmo
and Yuto was gassing on her in
the gc when we found out she
made friends with Akaashi
so she decided to get a freshman
to dress up as Elmo and chase Yuto
around
KEIJIPOO
...
So that's why you were getting
"gassed" on
BOKUTOE
MIGHT BE A BAD TIME
BUT
WHATS THE PROTECTION
SERVICES
FATTY #1
A bunch of losers that wear
yellow vests and whistles
They claim to protect those that
may get bullied
WANNABE GRINCH
FYI the only reason they
had that idea was from the movie
good boys
so they're actually copy catters that
have no original thoughts 😒😒
KONOHAWK
did you end up getting
away from them??
YUKIEIEIE
yeah you stopped texting for
a while 😞😞
WANNABE GRINCH
Rintarou and I made them
slip with banana peels
KONOHAWK
LMFAOOOOO WHAT
KAORI
I THOUGHT THAT ONLY
HAPPENED IN CARTOONS
FIVEHEAD
nuh uh
it happened to y/n when we
were in middle school
WANNABE GRINCH
BRO
I SWEAR IF YOU TELL
THE STORY WITH KEIJI HERE
IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU
KEIJIPOO
I want to hear about it
WANNABE GRINCH
...
I'll tell you myself when I'm ready
It was just so traumatizing 😖😖
IF ANY OF YOU TELL HIM I WILL
HURT YOU, EXPOSE YOU, OR
PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORTURE
YOU LIKE I DID TO YUTO
FATTY #1
My lips are sealed
WANNABE GRINCH
okay bye I have to go bribe a first
year for the last chocolate chip
cookie
bye Keiji ily 😍😍😛😛
KEIJIPOO
Goodbye y/n.
WANNABE GRINCH
notice how he says goodbye and
goodnight to be now guys 🥰🥰
KEIJIPOO
Never use that emoji again.
PISS HAIR
LOLLLL
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the banana peel middle school story is based off of a true story, it happened to me in 7th grade 😛😛