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KEIJIPOO
10:47 AM
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
HI
I DID SOMETHING I MIGHT
REGRET LATER
BUT I AM HAVING A BLAST
RIGHT NOW
KEIJIPOO
I had peace for one day
before you came back
where did you even go
the last time we talked
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
OH
ballsack caught me on my
phone so I had to get
off 😍😍
and then I got busy so I couldn't
bother you anymore 💔💔
KEIJIPOO
I wish you were busy
right now
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
okay one, kys
secondly, IM HIDING BEHIND A
VENDING MACHINE RN
KEIJIPOO
LMAO WHAT 💀
WHY ARE YOU HIDING
BEHIND A VENDING
MACHINE
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
energy match, I want you so
bad 😍😍
KEIJIPOO
Shut up and answer my
question
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
sir yes sir 🫡
anyways, I'm hiding because
I got this first year to dress up in an
Elmo costume
KEIJIPOO
...
Why would you do that
Are you actually stupid I was
joking when I called you that
💀
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
no you weren't
KEIJIPOO
No, I wasn't
But still, why would you
do that 💀
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
so he could scare my friend 😒😒
KEIJIPOO
your friend is afraid of
Elmo?
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
yes but not just afraid he's
TERRIFIED
it's like agoraphobia except it's Elmo
Elmophobia 🤔🤔
KEIJIPOO
You're the stupidest person
I have ever met
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
STOP IT
HE DESERVED IT
HE HAD IT COMING 🤬🤬✊
KEIJIPOO
What did he do to result
in you recruiting a first
year to wear an Elmo costume
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
he kept gassing on me in the
group chat 😒😒
he thought I was all talk when
I said Elmo was coming for him
I bet he's regretting being mean
to me now 🤬🤬
KEIJIPOO
Only you would have friends
with a phobia of Elmo
and only you would do something
about it like getting a first year to
dress up as Elmo to scare him
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
ykw Keiji, I'll take that as
a compliment 🙈
KEIJIPOO
Don't ever use that emoji
again
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
pls stop being mean to me
I just want you to love me for ME.
why can't you do that Keiji??
It's so heartbreaking 💔💔
KEIJIPOO
I'm done talking to
you
ASYLUM'S BREAKOUT PATIENT
OKAY BUT
I HAVE TO GO
HE'S GETTING CHASED RN
AND I HAVE TO FILM
AND THEN I HAVE TO HOLD MY
BREATH SO HE DOESNT FIND
ME
SO BYE
DONT MISS ME TOO MUCH !!!
KEIJIPOO
I won't miss you at all
seen !
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