𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗢𝗬 . 𝗸𝗲𝗶𝗷𝗶 𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶

𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗢𝗬.

𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗢𝗬    ┊    𝖠𝗄𝖺𝖺𝗌𝗁𝗂 𝖪𝖾𝗂𝗃𝗂.

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︎ ❝︎𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘
𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗖𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗬 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗧𝗘
𝗖𝗔𝗧.❞

❝︎𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘
𝗔𝗡 𝗢𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗧. 𝗕𝗘𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗦𝗘
𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 𝗗𝗨𝗠𝗕, 𝗬𝗞?❞

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𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗦 𝗔𝗞𝗔𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗜 𝗄𝖾𝗂𝗃𝗂 𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗈𝗍𝗂𝖼. 𝖣𝖾𝗌𝗉𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍,  𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗𝗡'𝗧 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗜𝗧 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗜𝗙 𝗜𝗧 𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔 𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗗𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔𝗥𝗦.

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❝︎𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧
𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗚.

𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗢𝗬!❞

𝙆𝙀𝙄𝙅𝙄𝙋𝙊𝙊 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙏 1 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙀𝘿 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙀.

❝︎𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗢 𝙐𝙂𝙃!❞

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ᝰ  𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗦 𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗧
𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗕𝗬 𝗠𝗘.
    ☆  𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝗂𝗇 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖿𝗂𝖼
𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗍
    ☆ 𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖯𝖫𝖤𝖳𝖨𝖮𝖭 : 𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀.

𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗦.
𝖧𝖺𝗂𝗄𝗒𝗎𝗎 𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟤 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗍𝗈
𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶 𝗙𝘂𝗿𝘂𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲.
𝗟𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝘆 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟥 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗍𝗈
𝗆𝖾, 𝗹𝘅𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘇.

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𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥.
𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴.

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SATIRE, SATIRE, SATIRE sayings, nicknames, emojis, and more. If you guys cannot take corny jokes, or anything of the sort, THIS STORY IS NOT FOR YOU. I cannot stress this enough, because it may seem like there will be no corny jokes or anything cringe worthy at all to some people, but to others there will be. However, I do not want comments degrading the character/characters or anything of the sort because of it. There is also "kms" and more sayings simply because I feel like teenagers (which would normally be around all of gen Z age) usually use it a lot, and can't help themselves from saying it. Finally, this is my first official character x reader story, so it may take a while to get used to, but I will overall try my best. y/n will be used, but there is an official last name used.

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