Hong Kong: Rioters, in the name of democracy, you will officially undergo imprisonment.
Macau: *whispers* You can't use democracy in your own terms, remember?
Hong Kong: (sarcastically) Nice pun. Anyways-
Hong Kong: (turns to protesters)Ladies and gentlemen, apologies for stumbling, but since when did I promise you democracy throughout a span of 180 years? Not even the British era. Y'all are just brainwashed by western propaganda. We are appalled by your pettiness and ignorance of your own bias, and our policies will not tolerate your foot-dragging. *closes case*
China: Thanks Macau, I think he's finally getting the hang of it.
-static television noise-
Japan: Stop complaining about me pouring nuclear waste water. Your food contains more of that than mine.
China: Well at least I kept it LOCAL
South Korea : Both of you are fucking hypocrites, I'm outta here.
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East Asian superlatives
Most likely to be the cause of WW3: Taiwan
Most likely to become a recluse: Japan
Most likely to be a divorce lawyer: China and Taiwan, one on each side
Most likely to commit tax fraud: Macau
Most likely to be the main character of a tragedy movie: South Korea
Most likely to be kicked out of council: North Korea- oh wait, he is not involved in ANY
Took the most Ls: North Korea
Most likely to start their own comedy club: Hong Kong
Most likely to become a cult leader: China or Japan
Most friendly : Japan
Most content with being a workaholic: South Korea
Most likely to commit espionage: Hong Kong
Most fit for the femme fatale role: Macau
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Taiwan: For one last time, LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNN
China: Is this a call for unification?
Japan: I think he's referring to the UN headquarters.
China: Too bad I'm not listening to your irrelevant suggestion.
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