Hermitcraft Headcanons, Onesh...

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as the title says this is 'Hermitcraft Headcanons, Oneshots, Inncorest Quotes and more!' heyo i write this no... المزيد

~|Introduction|~
~|Grian|~
~|Incorrect Quotes|~
~|Incorrect quotes part two electric boogaloo [with a twist]|~
~|Incorrect quotes ~3|~
~|Incorrect quotes but its from my own quote book ~ PART FOUR!|~
~|I dyed (oneshot)|~
~|BEHIND THE SCENES|~
~|HermitChildren AU [ideas page]|~
~|Child of a maple leaf (part one)|~
~|Superheroes/Villains|~
~|HUNGER GAMES, but its the superhero AU thing|~
~|Babysitting|~
Ask the hermits and the Author
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~|more incorrect quotes from my quote book Part 5|~ :p

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BDubs: Shrimply Why?

Tango: *sleep talking* TANGO TEK CHURCH STREAM!

Pearl: you know when your under kings rule when everything is under electrical security.

Ren: What? Why are you looking at me like that?
Xisuma: I just watched you make out with a paper heart taped to Docs chest.

Ren: If I go down the fat hips are going down with me!

Scar: celebratory drop it like it's hot!

Cleo: he will nawt be dropping it like it's hot.

Cleo: prepare yourself son, you and your old mom are going to be participating in hot girl summer.

Ren: Just think. You, me, booty shorts and convertibles, California Gurls by Katy Perry all summer.

EX: i always come back
well every few seasons.

Scar: What happens to the baby when their parents divorce??”
Mumbo: They get into the dream SMP

Etho: Funnel cakes should be tender like a baby’s flesh

Mumbo: I think I’m coming down with a fever…BOOGIE FEVER

Ren: Bust it down momma

Xisuma: Do not flush anything that is not toilet paper, no socks, no towels, no body parts ←-- what?! No tater tots. Remember karma is real.

Grian: *Hysterical laughing* d-d-d-darn now people won't think I'm a collage student

Mumbo: I think y'all ditched me in the bathroom so you could steal liquor from the bar

Etho: Ohhh a nice breeze *Screams*

EX: I made a mistake with the code and ended up in hell.

EX: Whoo hoo I pulled of the "question what gender they are" look

Have a great day or night or whatever time you entered the void everyone -TheRoseOfDemeter

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