Anna: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
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Anna: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.
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*coming back from an "outing"*
Jane: What did you two do?
Anne:
Anna:
Jane: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Anne: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Anna: So you're just gonna wait until Lina is in danger and save her?
Anne: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts her in danger and then save her.
Anna: ...
Anna: You're insane if you think that'll get you Lina's trust.
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Kitty *throwing a pokeball at Anna*: Anna, I choose you!
Anna *not looking up from her book and catching it*: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Anna: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Anna *gesturing to Anne and Catalina fighting*: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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Bonus:
Anna: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Jane: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Kitty: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Cathy: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Anne: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Catalina: Mental stability, my old friend!
Anna: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
(1 year ago I got dragged into the SIX rabbit hole and I haven't looked back. I have no regrets except not getting into the fandom sooner).