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concentration camp
00:00 am
y/n
hey loves !!
just wanted to wish you single motherfuckers a happy valentines 🤍
shidou
wow way to rub it in
eita
i'm not single though
karasu
who tf you tryna fool
hiori
thanks n/n!
happy valentines to you too <3
nanase
❤️
nagi
:x 💓
y/n
you're welcome kind souls ☺️
def not shithoe
fucking asshole
shidou
so aggressive jeez
y/n
so what are your plans today
chigiri
what plan now
isagi
we have practice all day long because of ego :(
aryu
just because we slacked off for one day 🙄
y/n
ain't no way y'all just gonna let valentines day pass by like that with a bunch of balls
you sad lonely freaks
eita
WHO SAID I WAS ALONE
reo
i actually like the idea of that
niko
same
y/n
STFU
NO YOU GUYS DON'T
and plus i have shit to give you bastards
eita
why are you actually being so aggressive today
isagi
ikr
it kinda hurts ngl
yukimiya
honestly would it hurt for you to be nicer
y/n
yes. it would hurt a lot.
aryu
but it's valentines :(
it's a sappy occasion on a sappy day
eita
and you're spending it with sappy men
karasu
no sappy men
just eita
eita
bro what do you have against me
karasu
this is just who i am mediocre bitch
eita
WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE AGAINST ME
isagi
tbh your hair pisses me off
chigiri
you are a cheater
nagi
you're loud sometimes
eita
okay do you guys not understand what a rhetorical question means?
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"Why did you have to make them work their asses off on such an exciting day?"
"Because I'm paying them for it. Now shut up and be glad I even allowed you to come inside our training campus."
"Have you already forgotten that I'm the one doing you a favour when this whole thing started?"
"..."
"Yeah, I figured."
The two cousins slowly made their way through the familiar long corridor before arriving at the entrance of one of the training rooms.
"Hey, you imbeciles. Stop whatever you fools are doing and listen. There's a special guest for you all today."
Everyone stared at Ego who rarely interrupted their training, curious to find out who the "special guest" was.
"HIYA MOTHERFUCKERS! IT'S ME EHFEHHEHEFE! DID Y'ALL MISS M-"
"N/N!!!!!!!"
Without warning, Bachira immediately flew towards where Y/N was standing and landed harshly on top of her, knocking the wind out of her lungs.
'I-Is this how I die...Getting crushed by a cute psychopathic soccer crazed monster...Totally worth it if it's a cute guy.'
Thank god someone pulled Bachira apart from Y/N right before she passed out.
"Eww Meguru, you're fucking sweaty."
"Aww thanks!"
"I don't think that was a compliment, Bachira."
"Wait, what's Y/N doing here though?"
Finally, someone asked the obvious question. Everyone turned to stare at Y/N who struggled to take something out of the huge bags she brought along with her. With a beaming smile, she approached the group, clutching a basket filled with something mysterious. The boys exchanged surprised glances, their training momentarily forgotten. As Y/N revealed the contents of the basket, the air was filled with a sweet aroma. To their astonishment and delight, she had crafted special handmade soccer-shaped chocolates for each one of them.
"ALRIGHT Y'ALL BITCHES! LISTEN TO ME AS I MAKE AN IMPORTANT SPEECH!"
Everyone automatically gathered around her as they stared in awe once they realised the huge amount of effort she must have put in to make so many chocolates for everyone on the team.
"I would just like to say not a single day has been dull ever since I met you fuckers. So thank you for making my life a lot less miserable and lonely. I love you guys so much and HAPPY VALENTINES' DAY EHEHEHE!"
It was just pure silence as her maniacal laughter echoed throughout the empty stadium.
"What are you bitches waiting for? Where's my applause?"
Snapped out of their trance, all the boys immediately put their hands together as the sound of their loud applause made their way to Y/N's ears.
"That's right, that's more like it!"
As Y/N began to hand out her gifts to each of the boys one by one, a certain sleepyhead with snowy white hair discreetly made his way. behind her as his huge arms sneakily wrapped around her torso.
"AIYEEE- Sei? What are you doing-"
"You're not the only one with surprise gifts here, y'know? 'M tired."
Y/N's heart skipped a beat as Nagi reached behind his back, revealing a mini flower pot adorned with a delicate bloom. Her eyes widened in astonishment and gratitude at the unexpected gesture. "What's this?" she asked, her voice filled with genuine surprise.
Nagi, with a casual demeanor that belied the sweetness of his action, simply replied, "Your Valentine's gift," before letting out an adorable tiny yawn and resting his chin in the crook of her neck as he continued to watch her. Y/N couldn't help but smile at his nonchalant charm, her heart swelling with affection.
Reaching out, Y/N gently accepted the flower pot into her hands, cradling it with care as she marveled at the pretty little flower growing atop it. Its delicate petals seemed to mirror the softness of Nagi's gesture, filling her with warmth and appreciation.
Nagi's next words brought a soft chuckle to Y/N's lips. "Just because you're really pretty," he explained, his gaze meeting hers with sincerity. "Like this little flower. It's Choki's girlfriend, by the way. He asked her out."
Y/N couldn't help but laugh at the mention of Choki. With a grateful smile, she leaned in to plant a gentle kiss on Nagi's cheek, giggling as she saw the red flushes appear on his cheeks while he snuggled and hid his face deeper into the crook of her neck in embarrassment.
Following Nagi, some of the members slowly came up to Y/N, holding their own gifts for her in their hands while the rest of the other members rushed to the locker to retrieve their own presents. (try to guess who the gifts are from!)
"A shark plushie for you."
"Here's that box of chocolates you couldn't stop eating at my house the other day."
"MATCHING EDIBLE MARSHMALLOW NECKLACE WITH ME!"
"Hair dye because you always wonder what it's like to have pink hair. Oh, and a bottle of conditioner because your hair always damaged."
"Be careful, there's a Gucci bag, Celine shirt, Dior lipstick, Chanel heels and Burberry coat in there."
"An album of all the polaroids and pictures we took together since young. And no, I didn't get you a body pillow of me this year and I will never. Please stop asking me that."
"No worries because here is your hero of the day! Got you matching body pillows of him! A little spoiler: yours is topless, mine is bot-"
"Dude, why is there something vibrating in the bag..."
"Oh, oops! Silly me, I forgot to turn it off!"
"?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!"
"A framed picture of all of us when you came to support our match!"
"This glamorous customised edition of eye shadow by moi."
"This pair of white socks."
"The Kuromi plushie that you couldn't stop eyeing at when we went out together the other day."
"A ring with my initials on the inside."
"And lastly,"
Everyone stepped aside as Ego made his way towards Y/N, who was on the brink of tears for all the thoughtful gifts she received so far.
"This soccer ball which has everyone's personal letters to you, including mine, to thank you for all the hard work and effort you have put in for us. Thanks for being the least annoying cousin I have."
This was it for Y/N. This was the final hit. She immediately shut her eyes and let out the most ugly sob ever as she started crying from all their surprise gifts, touched from all their sincerity, once again calling an opportunity for everyone to huddle in for a group hug as they all savoured this moment in their brains.
"Okay guys, wait a minute. I think I have a wedgie-"
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a/n: HEY GUYS! HAPPY VDAY TO Y'ALL BITCHES OUT THERE!!! 💕 i understand it's been a few months i've updated this book and IT WAS VALENTINES DAY 2 DAYS AGO!! sorry for the really late update because like i said, i moved to london to pursue my dance career and its been going really great actually! (there's so many cute white boys and girls here mhmhmhmhm) AND IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY A WEEK AGO WTF GRRRR BUT ANYWAYS, it's so nice to see all your lovely and entertaining comments here after so long :") thank you everyone for supporting and reading my book! love you guys so much and have a nice week ahead :3