Lol
Kyle
He found out you hadn't washed you binder in like a year💀
(This is a message to WASH UR FUCKING BINDER POOKIES)
Stan
He has the greasiest hair in the world omfg💀 you could use it as bacon grease oml😭
Cartman
I fucking hate Cartman 😘🪓
Kenny
He got fleas from petting stray dogs and he had to quarantine for like a week😭😭
(I would do the same tho-)
Butters/Leo
You accidentally told him where babys come from.
B: "Nuh Uh.😨"
Craig
Yall had a argument about telatubbies💀
Tweek
His breath smells like absolute SHIT. In the morning. (Just imagine the inside of a dead whale, thats the smell.💀)
Token/Tolkien
He found out you ate all the Starbursts and he was fucking MAD. He couldn't look in the eye for days😭
Clyde
You found out he was using Chat GPD for basically every text conversation you guys made😭
Jimmy
His dumbass fell down the stairs. No other words
Scott
You had to take him to the hospital cuz he lied about not having diabetes the first week of dating you😭💀
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