Unnamed Chat
Tuesday
2:30P.M.
Youriki
I need at least 5 metric fuck tonnes of some alcohol right now...
Samon
What are the twins doing now?
Kiji
Complaining about why we don't get snow
Hajime
And that's a problem because...?
Youriki
You don't want to know
Seitarou
I know cause they're complaining about it to me!!
Noriko
What's happening?
Youriki
The twins being their usual chaotic selves
Kokoriki
CAN IT SNOW. PLEASE?!?!
Hajime
What is with you and your twin brother and your obsession with it snowing?!
Rokuriki
We wanna draw pentagrams in the snow and sit in them
Samon
Why?
Kokoriki
We always used to do it...
Youriki
It happened so often during school the teachers just about gave up on them...
Kokoriki
Me and Ro were just lost causes and we kinda maybe still are...
Samon
You don't hear me denying it...
Rokuriki
Anyone used to do some type of extreme sports?
Kokoriki
You already know I did
Youriki
I don't think doing your homework right before the lesson or as the teacher is collecting it counts
Rokuriki
Totally does, especially when he was trying to do without making it obvious he was just copying my answers
Samon
You two are absolutely hopeless
Kokoriki
We know
Warden Hyakushiki
What have I just read?
Rokuriki
You saw nothing!!
Youriki
Like I always say, JUST CAUSE YOU SAY IT, DOESN'T MEAN IT WORKS!!!
Rokuriki
It used to work with you!
Youriki
I'm your big brother I can ignore certain things my idiot younger brothers do!
Kokoriki
Like that one time me and Ro climbed something and Ro decided he was gonna jump off it and broke his arm...
Youriki
Yes. Also that time you were stupid enough to fall over two of your friends and cut your head open on a brick wall!!
Kokoriki
In my defence, they didn't get up and I literally walked out right after they fell over so I ended up falling over them!!
Rokuriki
Lucky little shit got the rest of the day off cause of that
Youriki
He also has a faint scar on his head but it's covered by his fringe
Noriko
Not to sound rude but how does he see if one of his eyes are always covered by his fringe?
Youriki
Ko, I know what you're about to type. DO NOT!
Rokuriki
He's gonna
Kokoriki
🎆✨🔮MaGiC~!!🔮✨🎆
Youriki
God damn it...
Ruka
What's wrong now?!
Hajime
For Fucks Sake...
Samon
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE?!
Kokoriki
...
If I'm gonna be here so's Ruka!!
Hajime
I thought the twins were bad enough but then there's that... THING as well
Kokoriki
!!!!!
Rokuriki
You've triggered him and now he's on his way to kick your ass
Inori
I'd be scared... No one wants Kokoriki coming at them
Hajime
You're scared of someone shorter than you
Kokoriki
I might be 5'4 but I'll still kick your ass!!
Rokuriki
Believe me when I say he will
Ruka
You're 5 inches taller than him
Youriki
I'm 6'2 and even I get scared when Ko gets mad...
Samon
I've seen him have screaming matches with Qi
Upa
It's fun to watch
Qi
Why are we suddenly ganging up on me?!
Upa
Shut up!!
Kiji
How does Building 5 get anything done?!
Samon
Sheer force of will and not sleeping til 5A.M....
Kenshirou
My God...
Hajime
And I thought my Building was chaotic
Seitarou
Supervisor, you have about 5 minutes to run before Kokoriki catches you
Hajime
Jesus, it's only been about 2 minutes since he left
Rokuriki
We've said it before, he runs fast!!
Warden Hyakushiki
Can someone explain to me why I just saw a pink blur run past me?
Rokuriki
That would be Kokoriki and he's off to kick Hajime's ass cause he triggered him
Hajime
Jesus!!
Youriki
And Kokoriki found him
Inori
He's a small pink ball of rage when he's pissed off..
Samon
You would know
Ruka
The amount of times Inori has pissed Ko off I wouldn't be surprised
Rock
Where's Liang?
Upa
Asleep. Why?
Rock
Wanted to talk to him
Hajime
Why are you awake #69?
Rock
Why are the lot of you awake?
Kokoriki
THE SASS!!!
Rokuriki
You would you sassy little bastard
Kokoriki
My second language: Sass + Sarcasm
Rock
Someone wake Liang up, please!
Upa
If we do, we'll tell him you said to wake him up and you can deal with him in a pissy mood
Rokuriki
That's Kokoriki
Kokoriki
....
Ruka
He's not wrong
Warden Hyakushiki
Is Building 5 just the most chaotic?
Samon
Unfortunately
-10 Minutes Later-
Inori
I just heard Kokoriki scream and I have no idea why
Youriki
He saw a spider
Kokoriki
No cause that motherfucker was big!!
Rokuriki
Is he okay?
Kokoriki
No, I'm actually crying
Youriki
Rokuriki can you come sit with him while I go deal with the spider
Rokuriki
Sure
....
Youriki
Nope!!
Samon
You left 5 minutes ago. What happened?
Youriki
Kokoriki was not joking when he said the spider was big
Kokoriki
SOMEONE JUST GO KILL IT WITH FIRE SO I CAN WORK!!!!
Rokuriki
He's crying again...
Kokoriki
EXCUSE ME BUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS MASSIVE AND I AIN'T DEALING WITH THAT
Warden Hyakushiki
Is Kokoriki actually okay?
Rokuriki
He'll be fine as long as he stays away from the spider
Inori
He's 25 and can't handle spiders?!
Youriki
He has a fear of spiders
Samon
I just saw the spider and JESUS CHRSIT IT MOVED
Hajime
Samon you're 27...
Youriki
You might be 29 but if you saw the size of this fucking spider...
Kokoriki
Nope!! I'm staying away until that thing is gone!!!
Samon
Someone come and deal with this 8 legged THING so we can get back to work!!!
Ruka
Should I get Enki?
Samon
Please!!
Ruka added Enki to the chat
Enki
What's going on?
Kokoriki
THERE IS A MASSIVE 8 LEGGED CREEPY ASS MOTHERFUCKER THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST IN THE STAFF ROOM!!
Enki
What?
Ruka
There's a giant spider in Building 5's staff room and everyone is avoiding that room like the plague until someone can get rid of it
Kokoriki
CAN SOMEONE JUST GO KILL THAT THING WITH FIRE SO I CAN WORK?!?!
Warden Hyakushiki
Has he stopped crying yet?
Roluriki
Nope...
Hajime
I'm heading to Building 5 to deal with their spider problem cause two 27 year olds and two 25 year olds are too scared to handle it themselves
Warden Hyakushiki
Thank you. Now log off and get back to work..
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