Stray Kids - The Chat

By Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... More

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

lee knows all

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By Hazelflight38

October 23, 10:38 PM 

Felixburg

seungtheman: yo where the FUCK is everyone 

pizzaslice: fr the groupchat has been quiet for a few days now

savagefetus: i think it's just the groupchat's idiots have been offline for a while now 

4 people went online

Felly: HELLOODJHAHDHFD

Jisuck: HAAAAIIII

Felly: AHBLORFKLAHFLHDF

Meanho: HEHHEHEHEHHEH IDK WHAT IM DOING

seungtheman: here we go.

oldmanchan: where have you been omg i was worried that you got kidnapped or something

dumbass: felix was with me lol 

oldmanchan: thank goodness

oldmanchan: wait what 

Felly: hyunjin and i were hanging out! 

Meanho: really... 😏😏😏

dumbass: minho shut up 

Meanho: no but like what were you and felix doing aside from hanging out...😏😏😏

Felly: oh crap

savagefetus: omg minho what do you know 

Meanho changed his name to leeminKNOWS

minKNOWS😏: i know all 😏😏😏

seungtheman: tf-

pizzaslice: okay what the fuck is going on 

pizzaslice: and change that name, it's weird

minKNOWS😏: okay fine, gimme a sec 

leeknowsall: i know all 😏😏😏

oldmanchan: why are you acting so weird

savagefetus: and stop using that sussy emoji 

leeknowsall: fine. 

Felly: okay...i want to ask yall something 

dumbass: felix what are you doing...?

Felly: what is your deepest darkest secret? 

Jisuck: hyunjin wears women's underwear. 

dumbass: how tf do you know that?

dumbass: FUCK I MEAN-

dumbass: what are you talking about, jisung? 

leeknowsall: OMG REALLY BAHAHAHAHA 

dumbass: stfu you skank you probably suck jisung's greasy toes 

leeknowsall: wha-

Jisuck: THAT'S SO TRUE

leeknowsall: im going to smother you with my pillow

Jisuck: kinky 

leeknowsall: wha-

pizzaslice: i sometimes wish i was never in this groupchat.

Felly: OMG GUYS CAN WE GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC 

dumbass: for real 

Felly: chan, what's your deepest darkest secret? 

oldmanchan: my college application essay about wolf furries.

savagefetus: oh.

seungtheman: oh. 

pizzaslice: oh.

leeknowsall: oh.

dumbass: oh.

oldmanchan: at least i was accepted;-; 

Felly: well okay then. jeongin, what's your secret? 

savagefetus: i write great fanfictions on wattpad 

savagefetus: oh and ranpoe is my otp ship  

dumbass: i'm pretty sure everyone knows that 

savagefetus: have you read some of my fanfics? they have great smu-

Felly: OKAY! thanks jeongin! hyunjin...what about you? 

dumbass: oh yeah.

leeknowsall: 😏😏😏

dumbass: shut up.

dumbass: oh, and my secret is that i'm dating you. 

oldmanchan: oh congratulations!

...

oldmanchan: OH SHIT WAIT HOLD UP

seungtheman: omg you two are dating?!

Felly: yes, we are! 

seungtheman: wait stop, that's actually so adorable

pizzaslice: oh wow...

pizzaslice: TOOK YOU TWO LONG ENOUGH GOD DAMN 

Jisuck: THAT'S SO GREAT :D

Felly: thank you so much! 

dumbass: we started dating a few days ago

savagefetus: have yall done the smoochy smooch? 

Felly: yes.

oldmanchan: OOOHHHHHH

seungtheman: ohh so all this weird lee knows shit makes sense now

pizzaslice: how long have you known, minho?

leeknowsall: for a while now lol

oldmanchan: we should officially appoint lee know as minho's new chat nickname

leeknow: perfect!

Jisuck: WELL CONGRATS TO THE LOVELY PAIR!!!!!

dumbass: thanks jisung 

savagefetus: this is going perfectly, just like the fanfic i wrote! 

oldmanchan: huh? 

Felly: what do you mean, jeongin? what fanfic? 

savagefetus: oh nvm... 


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