Confessions of a Heart Broken Teenager

What is it to be a woman?

The best part about being the only girl in a friend group is that I automatically get treated like a princess.
I need a water?
Yeah, one of the boys will get it for me.
Need a drink?
All of them are my beer bitches.
Want an edible?
I got an edible coming from each direction, I just gotta choose the one that looks the yummiest.
One of the boys requests a song?
Too bad, the next four are requests from me and best believe they're gonna get played first.
They don't let me lift a finger. I just sit there and they do all of the work.
It's so much fun.
I highly recommend being the only girl in a friend group.
Granted the boys might all be in love with you, but that just helps your case in getting treated like a princess even more.
Use your woman power to get what you want.
Go be the only girl in a a group of guys.
You'll have the time of your life, I'll tell you that.
(Just don't pick the douches)