summary: takes place in the future, a 15 year old ryder is singing as a form of revenge against his toxic boyfriend.
adventure bay was getting ready.
wanna know why?
ryder, who was now 15 years old, was going to be singing for everyone.
he said it was dedicated for his boyfriend, so everyone got curious.
ryder:'behind the curtain, he takes a deep breath'
people still think that he's still the same innocent kid he was.
he was 10 years old when he met his real mom.
ryder: you can do this.....
then he peaks outside and sees everyone.
he looked at his outfits, he had his horns out and his tail, he made it look like he was wearing an outfit, he looked ready and very handsome.
the curtains opens and the spotlight turns onto him.
ryder sees his boyfriend, he had a good sense of style, but he was a cheater.
he cheated on anyone he could, but ryder just let him.
until he told his extended family and they made sure reality hit him.
now he had to get his revenge, he's been planning it for a very long time,
ryder:'picks up the microphone and starts to sing'
You called the other day, I stayed away.
he smirks, he had a punk outfit on, similar to his uncle blitz outfit.
ryder:
I left your shit on read four times today.
everyone gasped hearing him curse, ryder was usually so innocent and kind.
boy:'angry at ryder, but he tried to stay calm so he wouldn't expose his real self in front of everyone, but he would teach ryder a lesson later on'
ryder:
And it felt like bliss, used to miss your kiss
Now I'm hop-skip jumpin' over narcissists
Throwing all your stuff into the abyss
Now the role is reversed and told you I'ma switch
How you like my spit?
it shows the helluva boss cast, smirking.
ryder:
That's for all the piss that you left me in
See, the horns on my head, they're from goddesses
Goddesses, on God.
he points at his "fake" horns, he also felt bad for saying oh god.
ryder:
No, I never knew what it meant
What it meant to be content with you
Everything I expressed, I professed
It never quite made it through
Said it's all in my head, all in my head.
he walked around the stage, smirking as his tail moves, people thought it was a mechanical tail due to ryder special talent of making gadgets.
ryder:
Whenever I spoke my truth
No, I won't defend you to all my friends
This time, I refuse.
he stomps as he glares at his boyfriend.
ryder:
If you bite my hand again
I will never feed you, you can call me evil.
he shrugs as he kicks some dust into his boyfriend face, which causes him to cough.
ryder:
Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend
I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited.
he pretends to look sad, but he rolls his eyes and smirks.
ryder:
Took me way too long to put this to bed
Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil, evil
Evil, evil, evil.
he has flashbacks of when he first met his boyfriend, he was only 11 years old, he was a very naive kid.
ryder:
Remember when you smiled right to my face?
As all my little tears of oxalate.
he pretends to make a hand signal that he was crying, but he wasn't.
ryder:
They made a shape, revealed a snake.
then he pulled his sleeve down, revealing a snake tattoo, making barbie jaw drop, fizz and blitz pales, realizing that barbie will probably kill them later on.
ryder:
Now I'm stop-drop rollin' over all your jokes
Every time you tell a lie I'm prayin' that you choke
Should've listened to the signs and the horoscopes.
he points at the sky, it was dark to make things more dramatic.
ryder:
Hope you never cope, hope you slip on soap
Crack your head like an egg, wanna see the yolk
You are such a hoax.
he pulls a lever, which causes a lot of eggs to be thrown at his boyfriend face/
ryder:
No, I never knew what it meant
What it meant to be content with you
Everything I expressed, I professed
It never quite made it through
Said it's all in my head, all in my head
Whenever I spoke my truth
No, I won't defend you to all my friends
This time, I refuse.
his boyfriend was glaring at him, but ryder didn't care about him anymore.
ryder:
If you bite my hand again
I will never feed you, you can call me evil
Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend
I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited.
he frowns remembering when his boyfriend hit him, he didn't like the pain at all, but he was slowly getting used to it when his mother's found out what happened to him.
ryder:
Took me way too long to put this to bed
Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil, evil.
then he stomps again, flashing lights appear and surrounds him.
he was secretly using magic, but no one needed to know that.
ryder:
If you bite my hand again
I will never feed you, you can call me evil
Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend
I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited
Took me way too long to put this to bed
Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil, evil
Evil, evil, evil, evil
Evil, evil, evil, evil
Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil.
the concert ends, ryder walks down and glares at his boyfriend.
ryder: we are over.
boy: you can't do this to me! i thought we were a good couple!
ryder: well we aren't, you hear me, we aren't!
he storms off.
meanwhile, with the helluva boss cast.
barbie: WHY DOES MY SON HAVE A TATTOO?!
fizz: it isn't my fault!
blitz: it is your fault!
they both started to fight each other, barbie joins the fight.
verosika: we should probably stop them.
stolas: good idea.
verosika: but blitz and fizz also deserve this.
ozzie: ya, but who let him have a tattoo?
they all shrugged.
stolas: he is pretty young, too young to have tattoos.
fizz: it's a fake one! it can be washed off! so relax! it's to make things a lot more dramatic! you know how i love to make things more dramatic!
ozzie: he has a point there.
verosika:'facepalms'