Me: *fan girls even more then before* OMG YAYAYAYAYAYAY THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SHIPS!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: MY EARDRUMS AGHH!
Me: SHUT UP BLONDIE! WE HAVE DEAMUS IN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: good job mates!
Seamus: well this is awkward...
Dean: yep...
Hermione: SHIP
Me: we havent even voted yet...
Harry: why is this awkward?
Me: yah!!! WHY! ITS THE BEST!
Deamus: cuz we're already dating...
Me, Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Pansy: *fan girls super hard and jumps up and down squealing* OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Ron: why is Parkinson squealing?
Pansy: cuz I ship it DUHHHH
Draco: MY POOR EARDRUMS!
Me: HERES A PHOTO!!!!
Me: AND ANOTHER!!!!!
Me: AND ANOTHER!!!
Me: AND ANOTHER!!!!!
Ginny: ITS SO CUTE!!!!!!
Ron: HAHAHA SEAMUS BLEW UP SOMETHING!
Me: AND ANOTHER!!!
Hermione: these are so cute!!!!!!
Me: GUESS WHAT???
Harry: you have another one?
Me: YESSSSSSSSSS
Luna: awwwww they have nargles surrounding them that are only there when the two people are really in love!
Me: OMG THATS SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!
Pansy: Do you have anymore????
Me: YESSSSSS
Seamus: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT???
Me: ...
Dean: that was the Yule ball!
Me: well you see I uh um...
Deamus: Sam....how did you get this no one was around...
Me: there is a way for someone to get a photo! Like hypothetically if someone stole Harry's invisibility cloak then they could hypothetically sneak around and hypothetically spy on people and hypothetically find you guys and hypothetically take a hypothetical picture...all hypothetically of course
Everyone: ...
*crickets 🦗🦗🦗*
Me: I have another...?
All the girls: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: SO WE CAN ALL AGREE THIS IS A SHIP!
Draco: uh we never said that...
Blaise: actually *shuffles to the side of the room with all the Deamus shippers leaving Draco alone*
Draco: *gasps dramatically and puts hand on his chest like he's wounded* HOW DARE YOU ABANDON ME BLAISE ZABINI!
Me: hehe his last name sounds like Bambi. Zabini, Bambi, zabambi!
Blaise: never call me that again.
Me: ok zabambi!
Blaise: *chases after me* DONT CALL ME ZABAMBI!
Me: AHHHHHHHHH ZABAMBI STOP I MEAN NO HARM! HELP! SOMEONE! *runs and hides behind draco*
Blaise: AHHH DRACO WHATCH OUT! *runs into Draco and falls onto him and they accidentally kiss*
Draco: why me? Wait- DID YOU JUST KISS ME???
Me: *now standing next to them and smirking eating popcorn* this is bloody funny and yea he did gayco *cough* sorry Draco
(Credit for the stuff in bold: @Daisyroes33)
Blaise: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND ALL HER FALUT
Me: woah! That's bold of you to assume I'd do that to poor Harry!
Harry: what's this gotta do with me!
Dean: yeah it's supposed to be about us!
Me: right! *walks over to Dean and Seamus and puts them both in headlocks* this is supposed to be about you guys!
Seamus: can't........breath
Me: huh?
Hermione: THEY CANT BREATH!!
Me: why?
Ron: YOU HAVE THEM IN A HEADLOCK!
Me: I do? Oh I do! Sorry 'bout that!
*seamus and Dean clinging to eachother panting from lack of oxygen*
Me: why are y'all on the floor?
Twins: can we just move on! It's boring with reasonable ships!
Me: DEAMUS IS NOT BORING! but we do have other ships so NEXT SHIP!!!
Draco: I'm going deaf...
Me: *right next to him* WELL THATS TO DAMN BAD!!!!!