Cartman × yentl >>> kyman
I believe yentl is a girl boss and Eric is a male wife in their younger years and u can't change my mind.
This is or might be a pretty long chapter 1200 words maybe more
Age : 15-17
Eric's pov
Man, this high school sucks ass and I'm not even joking, I got up and got ready in my normal red Jacket and the bus was already there at the bus stop when I got there and sat next to Kenny while Stan was next to Kal
When we got to the school that sucks ass did I mention it sucked ass? There are gays, Jews, and poor people but it's whateva this is South Park after all
There's not much to expect, when I got to math 1b with Kenny I saw a girl with light skin and curly hair walk in as the teacher was talking about some dumb shit I couldn't care less though
" hey, I'm yentl, nice to meet you all" she said, while looking at me with a stink eye
As she walked past me I whispered " bitch... " and she looked at me as if I killed her entire family
She scroffed and rolled her eyes like a bitch, im pretty sure she was weird she didn't seem like the average South Park Pedestrian to be honest I guess
She sat next to a kid named brimmy but she seemed to focused on her work than her surroundings, the the fuck is actually wrong with her?
During lunch I sat by myself while Kal and Stan and kinnie were doing drugs or some shit I was eating my delicious food, dude food is literally my best friend
" hey. " yentl uttered as she sat down directly besides me, making stan Kyle and Kenny all run off to other tables man can't she just fuck off " um yes? What do you want " I said raising my voice slightly
" ahem, why don't you watch you attitude around me, and I came to confront you about earlier" uggh I'll be here forever
" fine fine what about earlier? " I said rolling my eyes " apologies. " what? What the heck
" I don't need to apologize to a chick " I said putting a fry in my mouth as I looked in her to see the pits of hell open in her eyes as she look at me dead in the eyes
" apologies " she said raising her voice as the rage was visible on her face and you could hear it in her voice
" I'm sorry for calling you a bitch..." I whispered as I could hear some people in background whispering " omg, did he... Apologies? " and shit like that
No way this chick made me do it after I apologized she just continued to eat her lunch
" so where are your friends if there are any" she said covering her mouth as she chewed her food
" well there's Kal he's a jew-" I said laughing in between words as looked at me with a smile
"Oh that's cool I'm also Jewish "...
.....
What.
Why are all the people I know fucking Jews ?!?!
TBC...