"Talking"
"Thinking/ Speaking a dfferent language"
"SHOUTING/YELLING"
(3rd POV)
It's been a long month since you moved to the Happy Hotel. True to your words, you've been a great help. You've spent time fixing the place to make it more suitable for future hotel patrons. Though you did have limited resources to work with, you made it work. You even got to know Charlie better and became quite close friends. She was always appreciative of your hard work around the hotel, more than Ray ever was. Vaggie was harder to get along with, however, since she didn't really trust you, or any men whatsoever. In the beginning when you offered to help she would turn it down, rather harshly. But in time she started requesting your help from time to time. Though still skeptical of you, she became a bit more accepting than she was before since you haven't tried anything...yet. It was actually nice spending time at the hotel. A safe haven from the everyday violence of the city. However, it would be better if Angel would tone down the constant flirting. Every time he offered to sleep with me, I always turned him down, reminding him that I'm straight. There were some times when we would just talk to each other, though. With him throwing in a sex joke here and there. And I even got to meet his pet demon pig, Fat Nuggets. He was admittedly adorable and I can see that Angel cares about him very much. But thanks to Fat Nuggets, my love of bacon and other pork products was in question.
Meanwhile, Charlie and Vaggie were going out from time to time, spreading the word and trying to convince others to come to the hotel...with little to no success. There was a bit of a bright side, we were able to schedule an interview with the 666 news network. This could be our chance to actually get some people to visit the hotel. Then the inevitable day arrived, Extermination day. It was the same as it was every year, the people of hell running for cover from the exorcist angels. Countless sinners and demons were killed, just to keep the population in check. After about 24 hours of senseless slaughter, the purge was coming to an end. The angels left back to heaven, the undertakers started cleaning up the corpses of the unfortunate victims, and the people continued their lives (or after-lives) like it never happened.
You were walking down the hall to talk to Charlie. But then you passed by Vaggie and she seemed a bit frustrated.
Y/N: Is something wrong?
Vaggie: *sighs* Angel hasn't come back since he left moments before the extermination started.
Y/N: Oh yeah, he said he had a job to do that couldn't wait.
Vaggie: He better be alive and out of trouble. It would really help if he put a word in for us.
Y/N: I'm sure he's fine, have a little faith in him.
Vaggie: Kind of hard to do considering his antics. Anyways, are you ready to go?
Y/N: Yeah, how Charlie?
Vaggie: She's a bit depressed because of the extermination.
That's the last thing you wanted to hear. During your time at the hotel, you've grown fond of her cheerful, bubbly, and caring, personality. It was a refreshing change from the usual violence in hell.
Y/N: Mind if I check on her?
Reluctantly, she allowed it and told you that she was on the balcony. Despite still not trusting you, she's willing to give you a benefit of a doubt. You thanked her and made your way toward the balcony. As you close in on your destination, you started to hear the princess's voice. It was quiet at first but slowly got louder as you got closer. You soon realized that she was singing. Her voice was filled with sadness and despair.
(Credit to Vivziepop)
Charlie: ♪At the end of the rainbow there's happiness
And to find it, how often I've tried
But my life is a race
Just a wild goose chase
And my dreams have all been denied♪
♪Why have I always been a failure
What can the reason be
I wonder if the world's to blame
I wonder if it could be me♪
♪I'm always chasing rainbows
Watching clouds drifting by
My schemes are just like all my dreams
Ending in the sky♪
♪Some fellows look and find the sunshine
I always look and find the rain
Some fellows make a winning sometime
I never even make a gain
Believe me♪
♪I'm always chasing rainbows
Waiting to find a little bluebird
In vain♪
It was heartbreaking to listen. Charlie always seems so cheerful and positive most of the time, but you could tell she's doubting herself and her dreams. Seeing herself as a failure. You knew you needed to do something to bring that smile back, so you approached her.
Y/N: Charlie?
She noticed your presence, tears still rolling down her rosy cheeks.
Charlie: Oh, *sniffs and wipes one of her cheeks* hey Y/N.
Y/N: Are you okay?
She simply looked away from you and held her arm. As if she wants to say that she is but knows that she's not. So you got close to her and did the first thing that came to your mind. You wrapped your arms around her and brought her into a hug. It caught her off-guard, but she accepted it and returned the embrace.
Y/N: Don't worry, everything is gonna be alright. I believe that you can make a difference as long as you keep holding onto your dreams.
Hearing those words filled her with a bit of confidence. She then separated from you and wiped away the last of her tears.
Charlie: Thanks, I needed to hear that.
The princess smiled and you nodded and smiled back.
Y/N: C'mon, let's go change Hell for the better.
She nodded and we headed to the front entrance where we met with Vaggie.
Vaggie: Charlie are you feeling ok?
Charlie: Yeah, feeling much better, thanks to Y/N. Now let's go, we need to spread the word.
She exited the building. Before Vaggie left as well, she turned to you and to your surprise, gave you a genuine smile.
Vaggie: Thank you.
She then left with you following close behind.
(Somewhere in Pride City)
A new sinner has landed in the middle of the street. He groaned in pain until he realized that he wasn't dead, so to speak.
Sinner: I'm alive? I'm alive!
Unfortunately, it was short-lived as a car ran him over. The car stopped and Angel Dust, who was alive and well, exited it. The taxi driver, Travis, then spoke to him.
Travis: Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff.
Angel: Yeah, yeah listen. Keep this discreet, ya hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offering my services to randos on the streets. It was a quick cash grab, ya got it.
Travis: Pfft, whatever you say, Slut!
He laughs as Angel pretends to be offended.
Angel: Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" *kisses Travis*, Shnuckums!
Travis just grumbled in defeat as he angrily drove off. Angel then came by a vending machine that dispenses drugs instead of drinks or snacks and got himself a bag of Angel Dust. (Get it. Cause the name.) But before he could indulge in it. A feathered demon rushed by and snatched the drug.
Angel: *angrily* Hey!
Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!
But he didn't get far as a boulder landed on top of him along with the drug.
Angel: *devastated* Oh my god! *picks up the now destroyed bag of Angel dust* My drugs! Dammit.
He then notices a warship passing by, destroying its surroundings. Inside the bridge of the ship, we see a snake-like demon along with his egg-like minions laughing maniacally at the controls. This was Sir Pentious.
Sir Pentious: Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!
Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!
Egg Boi #666: Yeah!
Egg Boi #idk: You really showed them what for! I liked when you shot them with your ray gun!
Egg Boi #23: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun!
Sir Pentious had a look of annoyance before continuing his monologue.
Sir Pentious: At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side by day's end! And nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my constrictive grasp!
Egg Boi #idk2: Oh, boy!
Sir Pentious: Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-
???: EDGELORD
Sir Pentious: *offended* Pardon?! Who said that?!
He then turned to the two closet egg minions, accusing them for the comment.
Sir Pentious: What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! *hisses* Speak up!
Egg boi #idk3: That wasn't us Mr. Bossman.
Just then, something crashed through the window and landed near The snake demon and his minions. They inspected the object only to learn that it was a lit bomb. They panicked and the bomb exploded, filling the room with red smoke. Sir Pentious started coughing and hacking as the smoke settled.
???: Looking for a fight, old man?
When the smoke cleared, it revealed another demon had invaded the warship. She had one pink eye with an X-shaped pupil. Her skin was white with pink freckles and some tattoos on her right arm. She had long pinkish-white, wild hair with part of it tied in a ponytail that resembled a lit fuse. Her attire consists of a red boot with a white star on her left foot and a pointed red shoe on her right. She had on ripped black leggings with a torn-up reddish miniskirt and are off-shoulder crop top. On her arms, the demon wore fingerless satin gloves, though the left one was longer than the right. This Demon was widely known throughout Pentagram City, as Cherri Bomb.
Cherri: Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I smash it?!
A large pipe then landed on a dead egg minion.
Cherri: *grin sadistically* ....More!
Sir Pentious: You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige!
Sir Pentious laughed as he and his minions prepared to fight the explosive expert demon. We then cut to the 666 News where we see the narcissistic news anchor, Katie Killjoy, and her co-host Tom Trench.
Katie: Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy.
Tom Tr: And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos is out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side! Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!
A screen appeared next to Tom showing a picture of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, then switched to an illustration of Cherri Bomb with a sadistic smile and giving the viewers the finger.
Katie: That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!
The screen then cuts to a live clip of The two demons clashing and Cherri seems to have the upper hand.
Tom: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?
Katie: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!
Katie fished out an actual tooth and nail from her coffee mug and proceeded to swallow them both.
Tom: And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! Hoohoo!
Katie: Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say no dick?
She poured her scolding hot coffee into Tom's crotch and he doubled over onto the table in pain.
Tom: Ugh...not again!
While he whimpered in pain, another screen appeared showing a picture of Charlie.
Katie: Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break!
Katie then crushed her cup and turned to her co-host, letting go of her falsely happy demeanor.
Katie: Suck it up, you little bi-!
The Newscast cuts off and goes to a commercial break.
(Y/N's POV)
Me, Vaggie, and Charlie were in the break room, going over some last-minute preparations for her big announcement.
Vaggie: * fixes her girlfriend's tie* Okay! You remember what to say?
Charlie: *inhales* Yes! Let's do this!
Vaggie: *in a serious tone* Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you.
Charlie: Come on, Vaggie! I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, make things sound more exciting! *gasps* Hooo! What if I si-
Vaggie/Y/N: -Sing a song about it?
Charlie: You two knew I was gonna say that!
She boops both me and Vaggie on the noses.
Vaggie: Because we know you. But, please don't sing! This is serious!
Y/N: I agree with Vaggie. While I do enjoy your singing, we can't afford any mistakes.
Charlie: Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!
Charlie stood on top of a nearby table where Razzle and Dazzle were helping themselves to some doughnuts.
Vaggie: But, life isn't a musical, hon.
Charlie: Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say! The highlighted bits are the best part!
She bounced a bit as she handed Vaggie a piece of paper and me and Vaggie examined it.
Vaggie: Uh, it's all highlighted.
Y/N: *squints* Is that a drawing?
Charlie: Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!
As Charlie fantasizes, Vaggie pinched the bridge of her nose.
Vaggie: I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over.
She noticed her girlfriend was a bit distracted by her paper so she grabbed Charlie to face her.
Vaggie: And do not sing!
Charlie: Okay, fiiiine. *talks in an accent* I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills!
Charlie saluted us and approached Katie Killjoy as she was taking a smoke break.
Charlie: Hiii! I'm Charlie.
She offered a hand for a handshake, but Katie simply blew out some smoke, uninterested.
Katie: Katie Killjoy. I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. And you can put that away. I don't touch the gays. I have standards!
Charlie: Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya?
Katie: Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short.
The News anchor pokes Charlie. (I thought she doesn't touch gays)
Katie: You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment. You might be some royal big shot, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon "princess" wants to advertise.
Meanwhile, Tom shook his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie.
Charlie: But, I-
Katie, however, cut her off and continues to poke her chest.
Katie: So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!
As I listened to their conversation, I didn't like how Katie was belittling and threatening Charlie. So I decided to make my way over to them.
Vaggie: Where are you going?
Y/N: Just need to put someone in her place.
I walked over to the two and Katie was the first to notice me. After she got a good look at me, she gained a sultry expression. She then shoved Charlie aside and approached me.
Katie: Well, hello there handsome. Katie Killjoy, nice to have such a pleasant sight at my studio.
The New anchor offered a handshake, but you just had a cold demeanor on as you spoke.
Y/N: Put that away. I don't want to contract whatever STDs you're carrying.
The sound of glass breaking can be heard as Katie's expression instantly changed from sultry to shocked and Charlie was equally shocked at what you said.
Katie: Excuse me?! Do have any idea who you are talking to?!
Y/N: Yea, a narcissistic, homophobic, petty excuse for a news show host, who loves to talk down to people to make herself feel better. Honestly, I feel bad for all the guests that come to this studio to interview with you, especially Tom since he has to deal with you practically every day. And sure Charlie is the princess of hell, but at least she has some humility unlike you. You're so entitled that you can't see that nobody gives a shit about what you say or think.
At this point, an intimidating aura surrounded me, and my eyes glowed red. Katie couldn't help but tremble a bit from intimidation. Even Charlie was a little scared by the display since she's never seen me like this. Despite being afraid, the news anchor tried to stand her ground.
Katie: Y-you better watch it, bub. I can easily ruin you if I want to.
Y/N: *in a sinister tone* Go ahead and try. See what happens after.
It was a bit of a stand-off between us two, the I seemed to have the upper hand because I could see the obvious fear in Katie's eyes. But before things escalated, we heard the News staff speak.
News staff: And we're live.
Before Katie left she gave me one last glare.
Katie: this isn't over.
She then went back to the news set, leaving me and Charlie. I took a deep breath to calm down as my aura dissipated and my eyes returned to normal before turning to Charlie.
Y/N: Sorry you had to see that.
Charlie: No, it's fine. But you didn't need to do that.
Y/N: I couldn't just stand there a let her belittle you like that. Someone as kind and caring as you shouldn't be treated like that.
The princess couldn't help but smile at your kind words and felt a bit of warmth inside.
Y/N: Now don't keep your people waiting. Good luck.
Charlie: *nods* Thanks Y/N.
But before she joined Katie at the set she gave me a quick hug. It took me by surprise I just smiled and hugged back. After she lifted I joined Vaggie in the audience. But soon after she grabbed me by the arm and pulled me close, glaring at me like I did something wrong.
Vaggie: *whispering* What the hell was that?!
Y/N: *whispering* What?
Vaggie: *whispering* That thing you did with the aura and your eyes! Since, when can you do that?!
Y/N: *whispering* OK, I'll admit, there are some things about myself that I didn't tell you two.
Vaggie: *whispering* What do you mean?
Y/N: *whispering* All I can say is that I'm not some ordinary incubus.
Vaggie wanted more answers from me but right now what was more important was Charlie's big announcement. So she decided to drop it for now.
(3rd POV)
Katie: Welcome back! So, Charlotte!
Charlie: It's... Charlie.
Katie: Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about!
The princess nervously looked around the audience and saw you and Vaggie gesturing for her to go on.
Charlie: Well, as most of you know, I was born here in Hell, and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.
Katie who was already bored spotted a slug on her desk and proceeded to stab it with her pen, causing blood to burst all over. Some of it even got on Charlie's face, but she wiped it off and continued.
Charlie: Hell is my home and you are my people. We... we just went through another extermination.
Vaggie gave Charlie two thumbs-ups while you nodded in approval.
Charlie: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given a chance!
At this point, Katie was on the verge of falling asleep but when Charlie slammed her fist on the desk, she jolted awake. The princess then walked up from the desk and to the audience.
Charlie: I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?
She then returns to the desks.
Charlie: Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!
Unfortunately, nobody cheered. No one gave a single reaction, even at the Radio Shack and clubs where many other demons were watch did not say anything. It was just an awkward silence, and Charlie started to lose confidence.
Charlie: Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily...
A lizard demon at a club couldn't help but laugh at the ridiculous notion
Lizard Demon: Ahahaha! Is this girl for real?! She thinks- *tries to hold in his laughter* You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts.
Charlie: I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!
The demons continued watching the broadcast with disinterest, however, there was one who was intrigued. A mysterious figure with red glowing eyes and a creepy smile that could rival the Grinch and/or the Joker.
The cameraman next to Vaggie snickered calling Charlie a stupid bitch, but Vaggie immediately punched him square in the face.
Charlie: *looks around, saddened* Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do!
But then she got an idea and smiled. And you know that look all too well.
Charlie: ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.
You and Vaggie both facepalmed.
Vaggie: oh no...
Y/N: God dammit.
(Again, Credit to Vivziepop. Play 1:12-2:54, and you are facepalming with Vaggie)
Charlie: ♪I have a dream,
I'm here to tell
About a wonderful, fantastic
Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in
Catering to a♪
R&D: ♪(Oooh-ooh-ooh)♪
♪Inside of every is a rainbow,
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!♪
♪We can turn them 'round!
They'll be !
With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!♪
♪So, all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos,
Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes,
And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!♪
♪All of you cretins, sluts, and losers,
Sexual deviants and boozers
And prescription drug abusers
Need not fear!♪
♪Forever again
We'll cure your sin
We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell
Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!♪
♪There'll be no more fire
And no more screams,
Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams,
And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like "Wow!"
Once you check in with meeeee~!♪
♪So, all your cartoon porn addictions,
Vegan rants, psychic predictions,
Ancient Roman crucifixions
End right here!♪
♪All you monsters, thieves, and crazies,
Cannibals and crying babies,
Frothing mouth that's full of rabies,
Filled with cheer!♪
♪You'll be complete! It'll be so neat!
Our service can't be beat! You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)
Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel~!♪
(Yeah!)
There was a brief moment of silence before a demon with a top hat for a head spoke up.
Top Hat Demon: Wow! ...That was shit!
Everyone in the audience including Katie and Tom started laughing at Charlie. She was crushed and devastated as she slumped back down to her seat. Honestly, you knew something like this would happen, but you couldn't help but feel bad for the princess. She put her heart and soul into it and laughed like it was a big joke.
Y/N's thouhts: This can't possibly get any worse, right?
Katie: What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! *continues to laugh*
Charlie: Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!
Katie Killjoy: *feigns shock* Oh? And who might that be?
Charlie: *tries to look smug and confident* Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!
Tom Trench: The porn star?
Katie: *turns to him menacingly* You fucking would, Tom! *turns back to Charlie* In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube
Charlie: Oh, I beg to differ! He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.
News Staff: Breaking News!
Katie then received the news through her earpiece. She then smiled and shoved Charlie off her desk.
Katie: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.
The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious
Y/N's thought's: You've got to be kidding me!
Charlie: Oh...shit.
Katie Killjoy: "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than *feigns a gasp* porn actor, Angel Dust! What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now.
Katie and Tom proceed to laugh at Charlie before doing jazz hands.
Katie and Tom: Ratings.
Charlie then panicked and attempted to block the feed, but it was futile.
Charlie: Don't look at this!
Katie Killjoy: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. *looms over Charlie* Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure?
Everyone laughed as Charlie tried to look for a comeback. She then grabs Killjoy's ballpen.
Charlie: Yeah, well... How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! ...Bitch!
Everybody instantly stops laughing while Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench give her the death stare. The princess soon realized her mistake as she nervously laughed and puts down the pen, but the damage had been done.
Charlie: Oops.
Tom runs off the set while Katie looms over Charlie, revealing her demonic form.
Meanwhile, at the turf war, Angel and Cherri continued their battle against Sir Pentious.
Cherri Bomb: Heyyy, thanks for the backup, Angie!
The porn star laughs as Cherri fired a rocket launcher.
Angel Dust: You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages!
Cherri Bomb: *launching another cherry bomb* Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit
Angel Dust: *lighting a bomb and handing it to her* Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.
They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.
Angel Dust: *Continues to shoot down egg bois with a drum mag M1928 Thompson* Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine. *steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi airborne, and shoots him from behind as he sighs again* These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!
Cherri Bomb: *in disbelief, smiling* Ho-ly shit!
Angel Dust: *looks at the leftover smudge on his finger* Well, sorta clean. Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder! And the incubus I'm living with is not much fun either.
Cherri Bomb: *curious* An incubus? You don't get any action from him?
Angel Dust: *continues to gun down more egg bois*No. He keeps saying that he's straight, no matter how many advances I make. And get this, apparently, he's still a virgin
Cherri Bomb: *surprised* No way! I never heard of a virgin incubus or succubus before!
Angel Dust: I know, right?!
Suddenly Angel got chained by Sir Pentious and then thrown aside.
Angel Dust: Ohh~ Harder, Daddy!
Sir Pentious: *gasps* Son?!
Angel was confused by his response as Cherri kicked the self-proclaimed overlord to the side
Sir Pentious: Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle!
Cherri Bomb: Or the side that ain't dead!
Angel Dust: Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?
Sir Pentious: Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?
Angel Dust: Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?
Egg Boi #idk4: Oooooh!
Enraged, Sir Pentious threw a pebble at the poor egg.
Sir Pentious: I'm going to blow you to bitssss!
Angel Dust: Hm, kinky!
Sir Pentious: Oh, not like that! Pervert!
Angel noticed an egg boi with a tentacle launcher behind them, so he pushed Cherri aside. He then got ensnared by the tentacles.
Sir Pentious: Not so cocky now, are we?!
Angel Dust: *unamused* Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole time!
Sir Pentious pulled out a drill ready to finish off Angel, but the porn star revealed a third pair of arms carrying a gun.
Angel: And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just sad!
He then proceeded to shoot Sir Pentious with his M1928.
Cherri Bomb: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?
Angel Dust: Eh, what's one little brawl gonna cause?
Meanwhile, back at the News Studio, it was complete chaos. Charlie and Katie were duking it out. Things were already out of hand so you decided to intervene and try to separate the two. While all of this is happening Tom was on fire, screaming... for some reason.
Tom Trench: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!
Cherri Bomb: Glad you haven't changed! You know you're my favorite guy to party with!
Angel Dust: You know it, sugar tits!
Cherri Bomb: *takes out one last bomb* You ready to finish this?
Angel Dust: *takes out Thompson gun* Born ready, baby!
The duo charged at Sir Pentious and his army, Charlie and Katie were still brawling and Tom was still on fire. Everyone was screaming at the top of their lungs.
(Y/N's POV)
The four of us were riding the royal family limousine back to the hotel. Charlie sat there hugging her knees, looking out the window depressed. Her jacket was ruined by her fight with Katie. Me and Vaggie were glaring at Angel, her eye twitched with anger while I just glared in disappointment. On the other side of the limo, Angel was playing window roller until he noticed us glaring at him and Vaggie's glare hardened.
Angel Dust: ...What?
Vaggie: "What?", "WHAT?!" What were you DOING?!
She ripped off some of her hair in a fit of rage.
Angel Dust: *sighs* I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff?
Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!
Angel Dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! It wasn't that bad, anyway.
The porn star continued to play with the roller until Vaggie threw a pocket knife hitting the switch. I wonder where she keeps her weapons.
Angel Dust: Aw, come on! I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!
Y/N: Angel, that's the entire point of the hotel. To help people go clean so they'll have a chance to go to heaven.
Vaggie: Exactly! But your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!
Angel Dust: *scoffs* No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria!
As Angel talked, Charlie got more and more depressed.
Angel Dust: Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! This thing have any liquor?
He then looks around the limousine for any alcohol.
Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?
Angel Dust: Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!
Vaggie: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!
Angel Dust: Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!
Vaggie: I'm gonna kill 'im.
Angel Dust: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double-dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it.
At this point, Vaggie was shaking with rage. I could hear her blood boiling as her pupil turned into a skull and she grits her teeth.
Vaggie: ¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!)
Angel Dust: Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here!
Vaggie: You're one to talk.
She smiled smugly while I chuckled a bit and Angel was offended.
Angel Dust: Hey! *motions to his body* This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!
He pulled out a letter from his chest fluff and revealed it to us. It features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic". I couldn't help but shiver in disgust at it while Vaggie just growled in annoyance.
Charlie: That was really uncool, y'know, Angel.
Y/N: Bit of an understatement there, Charlie.
Vaggie: "Uncool"? After that train wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! All thanks to you and your selfish bullshit!
Angel Dust: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?
I stared at him with a "really?" look while Vaggie made a motion that said, "What do you think?"
Angel Dust: *snaps finger* Ah, well shucks.
Charlie: Hey, come on. We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie. I-it'll be okay!
Vaggie smiled at Charlie, however, I wasn't really convinced. I admired the princess's optimism, but I'm not sure if we can get out of this debacle.
We then arrived at the hotel and entered the establishment. Vaggie threw herself on a couch, groaning in annoyance, while Charlie sat on a random box. Angel rummaged threw a fridge only to find a partly melted box of Popsies. He shrugged and grabbed one of the popsicles out of the box.
Angel Dust: Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here!
He laughed at his joke until I walked up next to him and elbowed his side. He glared at me, but I glared back.
Y/N: Not the time, Angel.
He then noticed Charlie wasn't Charlie wasn't even smiling at his jokes. Angel reached out to her as if he was going to comfort the princess but decided to back off. I then noticed Charlie exiting the front entrance. I wanted to follow her, but I wasn't sure what to do or say in this situation. I just feel so useless, which is one of the last feelings I wanted.
Y/N: *sighs* I'll be in my room if anyone needs me.
After I announced that, I went upstairs so I could be alone with my thoughts
(3rd POV)
Charlie stood outside the hotel and sighed as she contacted her mother. She didn't answer so she just left a message.
Charlie: Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well, and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference.
She shrunk to her knees and teared up as she continued.
Charlie: I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof, eh, anyway... I'll stop talking before this gets long. Love you, bye...
Charlie wiped away her tears and stood up before going back inside. She leaned against the door in defeat, but then a sudden knock was heard from the other side, surprising the princess. She contemplated whether to open the door or not, but decided to open it anyway to see who it was. What stood in front of her was a tall, slender man wearing a red suit and carrying a staff with a microphone headpiece. He had red hair with black tips at the ends, plus two tufts that resembled deer ears, and on top of his head were two antlers. His skin was beige colored and had red glowing eyes while wearing a monocle and had a broad smile with sharp yellow teeth. It was the infamous Radio Demon, Alastor.
As soon as Charlie saw who it was, her face was immediately filled with fear.
Alastor: Hel-
She slammed the door in front of him, baffled by what was happening before opening it again to make sure she wasn't seeing things.
Alastor: -lo!
She then slammed again once she confirmed that she wasn't.
Charlie: Hey, Vaggie?
Vaggie: *annoyed* Whaaaat?
Charlie: The Radio Demon is at the door!
Vaggie: *sits up in shock* What?!
Angel Dust: Uh... who?
Charlie: *panicked* What should I do?!
Vaggie: Uh, well- Don't let him in!
But despite Vaggie's advice Charlie decided to open the door regardless.
Alastor: May I speak now?
Alastor: Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, sooo many orphans...
Alastor let himself in, but before he walked any further, he was met with a harpoon pointed at him.
Vaggie: Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch)! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talkshow shitlord!
The demon in question however was not fazed at all as he simply moved her weapon away with his finger.
Alastor: Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here...
He then turned into his demonic form.
Alastor: Ȉ̸͍̝̹̬̪͖̪̗̰̈́͋̾̈́͛͠ ̵̨̯̘͈̣͖̤̃̌̈́̾͂̓̊̕͜w̴̧̌̋̍͒̔̊̾́̚o̸̢͖͓̣͑͂̏̈́̅̒̈́̀̕u̷̡͖̙̤͝l̴̹̦͎̃̅̑̒̇̚ͅd̶̹̤̓̎'̵̛̺̈́̔v̴̫̀̍͝ͅę̷͔̯̞͓̜̮̫͊̈́͒͗̋͝ ̵͓͕͕̺̓̿͆ḋ̷̞͙̞̞̠̺̍̅̑̇̓̀͠o̸̖̱͐̏̅̃͑̃͠n̶̺͓̰̘̬͎̥͛̈́͗͝e̴̡̳̣͕̙̗̮̓͑̽̊̄̊͐̽̑͠ ̵̡̨̝̺͇͉͙̤͋̈́̌̃̽͛s̵̝̮̩̗͉̮͋̍o̸̢̧̨̖͔͍̞̥̒̿̃́̽̾̀͝ ̵͈̰͉̥̼̆͆̆̓̈́a̸̱͙͚̩͙̳͌͋̊l̶̬̫̠͚̺̀͗̐͐̅̉͂͜r̷͎̐̽̇͑͘͝e̶̢̖͚̯̲̺̅̆̄͑̒͝a̶̡̫̝̗͊̑͑̕ḋ̷̔̆̓̈́̊̀͛̏̿ͅỷ̶͓̞͇̭̲̖͍̙͙̕.̴̟̇͌͐̈́̃͛͝.̴̡̤͖̱̠̈́̉͋̋͛
His surrounding distorted and cackled like a radio as Charlie and Vaggie stared at Alastor in fear. But then he snapped back to reality and everything went back to normal.
Alastor: No! I'm here because I want to help!
Charlie: Say what now?
Alastor: Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on? Testing, testing!
The demon tapped his microphone and it opened its one eye.
Alastor's Mic: Well, I heard you loud and clear!
Charlie: Um, you want to help? With...?
Alastor: *teleports behind the two* This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.
Charlie: Buuut... why?
Alastor: Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus...
As he spoke, Alastor used Vaggie as an armrest, much to her annoyance, before shoving her aside.
Alastor: ...aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!
Charlie: Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?
Alastor: Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.
Charlie: So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?
Alastor: Hahahahaha! Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!
He looked over to Vaggie who was offended and Angel who just shrugged.
Alastor: The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! There is no undoing what is done!
Charlie: So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?
Alastor: Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! *pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her* I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!
Charlie: Riiiight.
Charlie removed his hand from her back, but Alaster grabbed her by the waist and dragged her aside.
Alastor: Yes, indeedy! I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I?
Vaggie glared suspiciously at Alastor until Angel spoke up.
Angel Dust: Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?
Vaggie: *surprised* Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!
Angel just shrugged cluelessly.
Vaggie: The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?
Angel Dust: Eh, not big on politics.
Vaggie groaned in annoyance before she started telling Angel a story regarding Alastor.
Vaggie: Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell, seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!
However, Angel doesn't seem fazed.
Angel Dust: Ya done? *Laughs dryly* He looks like a strawberry pimp.
Vaggie: Well, I don't trust him!
Angel Dust: To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?
Vaggie simply had an annoyed look before she grabbed Charlie and pulled her away from Alastor.
Vaggie: Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a dealmaker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!
Charlie: I... *sighs* we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!
She glanced over a the Radio demon inspecting a portrait of the Royal family.
Charlie: To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!
She put her hands on Vaggie's shoulder in an attempt to ease her girlfriend's worries, but it wasn't enough.
Vaggie: Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!
Charlie: Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! *imitating her dad's voice* "You don't take shit from other demons!"
She walked off toward Alastor as Vaggie watched worried about her safety.
Charlie: Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke.
As Charlie turned away for a moment, glowing red symbols started to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappeared before Charlie turned back to Alastor.
Charlie: But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no tricks or voodoo strings attached.
Alastor: So, it's a deal, then?
The Radio demon presented his hand for a handshake as it burst with green energy throughout the hotel, but Charlie refused.
Charlie: Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire.
She looks over at Vaggie for approval but she doesn't seem confident about it.
Charlie: Sound fair?
Alastor: Hmm... Fair enough!
He retracted his staff as Charlie sighed in relief.
Charlie: Cool beans.
The Radio Demon looked around humming a tune until he stopped in front of Vaggie. He then tickled the underside of her chin, annoying the poor girl.
Alastor: Smile, my dear! You know you're never fully dressed without one!
Alastor continued on his way while Vaggie still stared at him, not letting her guard down.
Alastor: So where is your hotel staff?
Charlie: Uh, well-
She gestured at Vaggie who glared at the Radio Demon.
Alastor: Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that.
Charlie: We do have another staff member named Y/N.
As soon as Charlie mentioned your name, Alastor became intrigued and his smile widened.
Alastor: You wouldn't mean Y/N the incubus, would you?
Charlie: Um, Y-yes?
Alastor: Splendid! Where is the fellow?
Before anyone could answer, they heard your voice call from upstairs.
Y/N: Hey I'm hearing a new voice. Did someone actually come to the hotel?
You were then seen coming down the stairs, but as soon as you saw Alastor, you froze.
Y/N: Oh, no.
Next thing you knew, Alastor teleported next to you and put his arm around your shoulder.
Alastor: Y/N, my dear friend! It's been quite a while since we've seen each other!
Everyone was surprised by what was transpiring.
Vaggie: You know the Radio Demon?!
Y/N: We're more of acquaintances. But unfortunately, yes. *removes Alastor's hand and turns to him* Alastor, what are you doing here?
Alastor: I'm merely offering my services to the hotel as an investment to my own entertainment of course.
Y/N: Of course you are. *turns to Charlie* Charlie, please tell me you didn't make a deal with him.
Charlie: No! No deal! I'm just allowing him to help out for as long as he desires.
Y/N: Not sure if that's any better.
You watched Alastor as he approached Angel at the front desk.
Alastor: And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?
Angel Dust: I can suck your dick!
A mic feedback can be heard as Alastor processes what he was just offered.
Alastor: HAH! No.
Angel Dust: *scoffs* Your loss.
Alastor: Well, this just won't do! I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.
He took out his staff and with a snap of his finger, a new fireplace replaced the hotel's worn-down one. Then, a mysterious figure fell into the fire, and Alastor approached it and picked it up. It then opened its large red eye and stared at the four of us before poofing the soot off of her body. The figure turned out to be a small Cyclops girl with pink, short hair with a yellow highlight. She wore a red 1950s maid outfit with a white apron along with a dark red neckerchief.
Alastor: This little darling is Niffty!
(Waiting until the show is released to include the cat.)
Alastor dropped Niffy and she greeted us gleefully.
Niffty: Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends!
The small demon eyed the four of us until she landed on you then gasped
Y/N: Uh...
Before you knew it, you were tackled to the ground by Niffty, surprising everyone except Alastor. Once you recovered from your daze, you noticed Niffty on top of you with a bit of a crazed look.
Niffty: Are you a man?! Oh my gosh, you are a man, aren't you?! I haven't seen a man in so long! What's your favorite color?! What's your favorite food?! What kind of shows do you like?! How big is your...?!
Alastor: Niffty, my dear! Please, that's no way to introduce yourself.
Niffty: Oops, sorry!
She giggled as the small demon quickly got off you and examined the hotel. You just lay there processing what just happened until Alastor offered a hand to help you up.
Alastor: Apologizes about Niffty. She has a bit of an obsession with men.
Y/N: *reluctantly accepted his help up* I can tell.
Niffty: Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! *grabs a spider and crushes it* Which is weird because most of you are ladies, no offense. Oh, my gosh! This is awful!
Niffty pulled out a feather duster and started to speed clean throughout the hotel.
Niffty: Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! *spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin* Nope!
We then heard another voice and turned to see someone else being teleported here. He some kind of cat demon that wore a top hat and suspender pants and also had a pair of red wings. He looks like he was in the middle of a card game.
Cat Demon: *lays his cards down on the table* Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho-
He saw demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily until he found himself at the hotel.
Cat Demon: -tel? What the fuck is this?
He then noticed Alastor and instantly knew he was behind it.
Cat Demon: *angrily* You!
Alastor: Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!
Husk: Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!
He gestured to the jackpot as it disappeared into nothingness.
Alastor: Good to see you too!
Husk: *facepalms* What the hell do you want with me this time...?
Alastor: My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!
Husk: Are you shittin' me?!
Alastor: Hmm... No, I don't think so!
Husk: You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!
Alastor: ...Maybe
Husk: I ain't doing no fucking charity job.
Alastor: Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment!
Alastor gestured toward the bar he created with his magic.
Alastor: With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend, *walks over to the bar* I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish.
With a wave of his hand, Alastor conjured a bottle of cheap booze on the desk. Husk stared at the bottle for a bit before glaring back at the Radio Demon.
Husk: What? You think you can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! *grabs the booze* ...Well, you can!
The cat then down the booze before taking his place at the bar. However, Vaggie was not happy with this new addition.
Vaggie: Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth...brothel...man cave!
But then, Angel launched himself at Vaggie and they both crashed to the ground with Angel on top.
Angel Dust: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping this!
He then got off of Vaggie to flirt with Husk while I came over to help her up.
Y/N: I'm not exactly happy about this as you are, Vaggie. But with the position we're in now, it's best to have some incentives to bring in some patrons.
Vaggie crossed her arms and gave a 'hmmph', still not happy with all of this, but knew you had a point.
Angel Dust: Hey~
Husk: Go fuck yourself.
Angel Dust: Only if you watch me!
Husk cringed in disgust until Charlie came over and too into his personal space.
Charlie: Oh, my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!
She tried to go for a handshake but the cat demon merely reached past her and grabbed his booze.
Husk: I lost the ability to love years ago.
Alastor: So, whaddaya think?
Charlie: This is amazing!
Vaggie: It's... okay.
Y/N: It's an improvement I'll admit
Alastor: *reels Vaggie and Charlie towards him* Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!
Alastor chuckled as he summoned a fireball and launched it toward the ceiling. While Charlie was distracted by it, he shoved Vaggie aside and changed into a tux and matching top hat.
(For the third time, Credit to Vivziepop. Also when Alastor changed your clothes, you wore a black dress shirt with a striped tie and a white vest with matching dress pants and shoes.)
Alastor: ♪You have a dream,
You wish to tell,
And it's just laughable
But, hey kid, what the hell?♪
♪'Cause you're one of a kind,
A charming demon belle!
Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell
Take it, boys!♪
(Ha-ha!)
Shadow demons: Boo!
Alastor: ♪Inside of every demon is a lost cause
(Ha)
But we'll dress them up for now with just a smile♪
Shadow demons: ♪Wicked smiles~!♪
Alastor: ♪And we'll chlorinate this cesspool
With some old redemption flair
And show these simpletons some proper class and style♪
Shadow Demons: ♪Class and Style!♪
Alastor: (Oh!)
♪Here below the ground,
I'm sure your plan is sound
They'll spend a little time
Down at this Hazbin Ho-!♪
Alastor's sound was then interrupted by an explosion at the front entrance, causing the door to fly out and hit Niffty. But somehow, she was A-ok. We were all in our normal clothes as we checked outside to see Sir Pentious's warship flying above.
Sir Pentious: *pops his head out* Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!
Alastor: Do I know you?
Sir Pentious: *ego deflates* Oh, yes you do!
He then went back to the controls.
Sir Pentious: And this time, I have the element of... SURPRISE!
With a pull of a lever, cannon unhinged from the ship, aiming at us at point blank.
Sir Pentious: Ahaha! I'm so evil!
The cannon charged up to fire, however with a snap of Alastor's finger, an otherwordly dimensional portal opened with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it. It ripped off the cannon and started ensnaring the ship. One tentacle even smashed through the window and started attacking Sir Pentious, dragging the poor demon on the ground before conscripting him in a vice-like grip. Alastor then finished it off by clenching his grip with a little blood dripping and the whole ship exploded with parts and tentacle bits going everywhere. Alastor smiled menacingly, satisfied by his work while the rest of us looked in shock and horror until he broke the tension.
Alastor: ...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now...
We all walked back to the hotel. Angel blew a kiss toward Husk and Charlie was excited for the future of the hotel, while me and Vaggie were worried about having Alastor involved. Unbeknownst to us, Alastor used his magic one last time to change the sign from Happy" to "Hazbin" Hotel.
Alastor: *sinisterly* ...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!
Author notes: This Chapter has about 9000+ words in it, OMG! I should have made it a two-parter like I originally planned. This makes me wonder what am I gonna do with the Hellavu Boss episodes. Speaking of, Just to let you know, I'm not going straight to those right away, but will be meeting them before those events, so stay tuned for that! Thank you for your patience and for reading this chapter! Bye!
At the crater where Sir Pentious's ship was destroyed, The overlord survived, was beaten, and struggled in pain to crawl out of it. His right arm was hurt badly, he had a bruise on his cheek and some of his teeth were broken. Even his hat was crooked and in pain from Alastor's attack. An egg boi who also survived noticed his boss climbing out of the crater.
Egg Boi #23: Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?
Sir Pentious merely glared at his henchman before he collapsed from exhaustion.