USA: Wait, I wanna ask something!
UN: Well, I suppose I'll allow it...
USA: Mom, who's your favourite child?
France: Cheri... I love you all equally!
Australia: Liar! Everyone has favourites!
USA: It's me, right?
Canada: Ame, you don't even speak French...
USA: Technically, I don't speak any language! Has that ever stopped me before?
New Zealand: You don't... But you're speaking English now...
USA: Yeah, don't question it.
Canada: What I'm saying is surely that makes me the favourite? I'm the only French-speaker out of us four!
New Zealand: No, it doesn't!
UN: France, can you settle this?
France: My favourite isn't any of you...
USA: Come on, one of us must be your favourite!
France: because my real favourite child is EU.
USA:
New Zealand:
Australia:
Canada: *cries maple syrup*
EU: *laughs in European*