Chelsea:D-Fid you just call me a slut?
Ruby:I-I-If the penis f-fits!....Bitch!!
Y/n:Oh-hokay!!!Let's uhhh go somewhere right?!Nice chatting with ya bye!!
You grabbed Ruby's arm and ran the away.She blushed at the sudden grab.
Y/n(thoughts):EHAT HAS GOTTE INTO HER?!WHEN DID SHE CHANGE!?WHY IS THERE A PANDA EXPRESS HERE NO SANE PERSON EATS THERE!!!
You turned a corner and stopped running.
Y/n:WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!When did you learn to curse?!
Ruby:I-I didn't want too!It was all Ruka's plan!
Y/n:.....Ruka?
Ruby:....Y-Yeah...
Y/n:Oh.....then you....heard the real truth about me and Chelsea.....
Ruby:How come you lied?
You sighed and leaned against a wall.
Y/n:Would you want to tell something so heartbreaking to your heroes?
Ruby:I guess not.
Y/n:Yesterday you guys were going through a lot and I just didn't wanna add more drama so I held the tears in.
Ruby:....Well....She lucked out on a guy like you.
Y/n:You think?
Ruby:Well you did handle other worldly beings really well yesterday.That and you're letting us stay at your house.
You chuckled.
Y/n:So that's the reason why you said that?
Ruby:N-No no!!I didn't mean it like that!
Y/n:Yeah I know you did.Quick question why did Ruka dress you up like that?
Ruby:I'm not sure.It fits really well though.I think I might keep it.
Y/n:Hey look at that you alreadyike something here.Now let's go find the others.....
You looked around.
Y/n:Oh wow we ran farther than I thought.
Ruby:Do you know where to go?
Y/n:Oh yeah definitely.....unless they already moved in which case I don't know where they are but hey.Not so bad.
Ruby:What do we do I'm the mean time?
Y/n:......I know a pretty good comic store.
Ruby:*GASP!*
*With Ruka*
Ruka:Hahaha!!!!That'll teach that skank.
Yang:I can't believe you made Ruby do that.
Ruka:Hey all I did was ask.She volunteered.Now come on we gotta find them.Looks like they went that a way.
*With you*
You and Ruby were in the comic shop as she was gushing over all the new stuff she could read.
Ruby:I....I'm-
Y/n:In heaven?
Ruby:Yes!!
She looked around as you tried to keep up with her.
Ruby:I don't even know where to start!!!
Y/n:I do.I used to read a bunch of Sonic comics?
Ruby:Then what happened?
Y/n:Amy and Sally began to turn me on so I had to stop reading to save my 13 year old mind....Dam furries and their attractiveness powers.
Ruby:Uh.....Did....did you ever deal with your...problems?
Y/n:That's the problem with childhood crushes...Their problems never go away.And now she lives rent free in my head.....(Menacing)With the demons.....
Ruby:....
Y/n:I'd start with this!!
Ruby:Camp Camp?What is that like a camp inside a camp?
Y/n:Yeah!
She opened the comic.
Ruby:.....HA!!!A curse word in the first few lines?Comedy gold!!
After that you and Ruby began to have a comic filled field day.
Ruby:Wait so Gwen-Pool and Deadpool are basically just the same thing?
Y/n:Technically yes.But the main difference is that Gwen-Pool mainly breaks the 4th wall by messing with the comic panels and traveling through different multiverse.Deadpool can ALSO travel to other Multiverses but he mainly breaks the 4th wall by talking to the readers.
Ruby:Sounds confusing.
Y/n:Just wait until you see Marvel.
*Next scene*
Y/n:How do you know?!
Ruby:Well unlike you I've been in actual fights!!Look how cool he is!!!
She was pointing at All Might
Y/n:....You think THAT'S cool?
You looked at the readers.
Y/n:This woman.
*Next scene*
Ruby:Wait wait how does it go?!
Y/n:Fuuuuu-sion!Ha!!
Ruby:Does it actually work?
Y/n:I don't know you wanna try it?Oh wait what would be our fusion name?!
Ruby:I don't know.I can't think of a good name between Ruby and Y/n.
Y/n:Well it doesn't HAVE to be a combination.
Ruby:Oh.
Y/n(Hitler stache):No jews though.
*Next scene*
Ruby:EW!!!Why do the women look like men?
Y/n:I don't know I hate it but others seem to love them.
Ruby:The story is kinda cool but it's not really my style.Got anything with actual weapons?
Y/n:Hmmm......If you're looking for a girl with a scythe kind of like yours you should see Soul Eater.
You grabbed her hand and began to walk her to the Manga section.She was suprises with the sudden hand that she looked at you and....blushed.She didn't know why.....but she blushed.And her heart skipped a beat as she saw you brimming with happiness.
Ruby(thoughts):How can someone....do something so bad to him?
Y/n:Uhhhhh oh!Here it is.Soul Eater.Not gonna lie I don't read this stuff so I don't know if you'll fully enjoy it.But here.
As you looked at Ruby you saw that her face was a wee bit red.
Y/n:Hey you doing ok?Your face is a little red.
Ruby:O-Oh!Yeah sorry!......I-Yeah I'm fine....
Y/n:Oh cool.
You began to look for more manga.As you did Ruby grabbing your hand making you blush.
Y/n:R-Ruby?
Ruby just gently caressed your hand.
Ruby:....You deserve better than Chelsea.
Y/n:I....Thank you.....
Ruby:Yeah.
You two just stared at each other blushing.
Employee:Haaaaa.Another couple formed by the power of comics.
Employee 2:Shut the fuck up Fred!!
Employee 3:Yeah Fred shut up!!
They both began to give Fred a hood beatdown.
Y/n:I....Umm....so do you wanna-
Ruby gave you a quick peck on the cheek.
Ruby:Yeah....I do wanna be your girlfriend.
Y/n:.....You.....you want to....are...I...Uh!!!(Thoughts)One of the girls from another world.....one of the girls that I've only ever dreamed of dating.....Wants to be my girlfrie-
Yout quickly turned around and put your hands over your mouth.
Y/n(muffled):THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!..........SHE KISSED ME!!!!
Ruby:Y/n?
Y/n:U-Uh-I....I was gonna say we should look for the right Manga for toy.
Ruby:
*Next scene*
You and Ruby walked out the store with a bunch of comics.
Y/n:.....Um....Ruby....Are you sure you're.....not rushing things?
Ruby:No.It's a little weird but....I was actually looking for a guy like you back in Remnant.You're funny and kind-I mean unless you don't want to-
Y/n:No no no!!!Are you kidding me?!Dating you is literally a dream come true-
You bit your thumb and looked away.
Y/n(thoughts):AAAAAAHHHHHH FUK!!!FUK FUK WHY DID I SAY THAT?!?!
Ruby blushed.
Y/n:Ruby I'm sorry I didn't mean it like that!!
Ruby:It's fine....You're a lot less more composed than when you're talking about guns.
Y/n:The MK14 is a Semi-Automatic assault rifle that's basically the newer generation of the M1 Garand-
Ruby shutters you up by kissing you in the lips.
Ruby:I like it when you talk nerdy.
Y/n:....Bitch did you just interrupt my gun talk?You're lucky you're the girl of my dreams.
Ruka:Y/nnnnnn!!!
Y/n:.....Ohhhh no...
You saw Yang with shadowy over her eyes.She cracked her knuckles.
Ruby:Yang?
You began to crack your knuckles.
Ruby:Y/n!?What are you doing?!
Y/n:Becoming the better than the rest of them.Tougher than leather.You can call me Y/n.Unlike Sonic I don't chuckle-
Yang began to run towards you.
Y/n:GOTTA GO FAST!!!
You tried to run away but she was way faster than you.
Y/n:AHHHHH-
*THWAK,THACK,PUNCH,CRACK!!!*
*Next Scene*
Y/n:Uhhhh......
You all were at the food hall at the mall.Ruka was treating your wounds while RWBY was having a discussion at the next table.
Yang:Oh sorry Rubes.I thought he kissed ya by force.Haha!
Weiss:Ruby you barely know him.Are you sure you wanna do something like this?
Blake:What about Remnant?
Ruby:Look I know I acted a bit on impulse but....This is something I wanna do.When am I gonna find someone like him back in Remnant?
Weiss:You mean beat up?
Yang:Hahaha!!
Ruby:Look I'm sorry ok?
She looked back at you.
Ruby:I just love him....
*Wirh you*
Y/n:I hate this.
Ruka:Hate what?You got one of the girls of your dreams!
Y/n:I'm talking about my wounds jackass!And why isn't that rubbing alcohol working?!
Ruka:You think I just carry rubbing alcohol?This is water.
Y/n:What kind?
Ruka:Dasani.
Y/n:
You planted your hand on the table and propped yourself up.
Y/n:WHY?
Ruka:What's wrong with Dasni!?
Y/n:Would you jerk off with sand paper?!
Ruka:No but I've been fucked with sand paper.
Y/n:DUDE!Ugh..
You sat down and put your head on the table.
Y/n:I'm done for the day.
Ruka:You know I'm suprised.Your rizz game is tight.
Y/n:What?
Ruka:Look at you.I sent Ruby to help you with your situation and you managed to make her fall in love with you in the matter of 2 hours.
Y/n:I didn't make her fall in love.I guess it just happened.
Ruka:I think it'll be funny if you somehow got the rest of Team RWBY and any other girls to date you.BUT that would be ridiculous and never happen!!.....*Looks at MEME seductively*
Y/n:Why'd you say that?Also wasn't Ruby wearing the clothes you brought?When did you change her?
Ruka:Mid stalking you.We had to be fast though it looked like you were about to cry.
Y/n:Shut up....
That's when RWBY came over to you.
Yang:Look at the mercy of Ruby staring at me disappointingly.
Ruby:
Yang:I'm sorry for hurting you.
Y/n:It's fine.You thought something shadu was happening and you wanted to protect your sister.
Ruka:I mean I'm all for a little back door pounding- emphasis on back-but you really did a number on him.
Yang:What can I say?I get a little rough.
She said slyly winking at you.But you were too hurt to respond back.
Ruka:Well now that we're all here who's hungry!?
Ruby:What is there to eat?
Ruka:Anything your hearts desire!!.....That's edible.We got your fastfood,Sandwich place,chinese,and fried fast food.
Weiss:Why is everything here unhealthy?
Ruka:Hey!......Subway is the least dangerous unhealthy place!
You got up and cracked your back.
Y/n:Why don't we just settle for Puzza?Everyone loves pizza right?
As you said that a Hawaiian walked by.
Y/n/Hawaiian Guy:
Y/n:.....Anyway.I know a good pizza place.We can get a delivery.
Ruka:Ohhhh can I get-
Y/n:No you can't get it with extra sausage!They literally banned us from having it.....Specifically you.For specifically making love to the male employees.
Ruka:Hey!My whoring around got us a forever 50% discount courtesy of the CEO.
Y/n:I hate you.
You said pulling out your phone.
Guy:Heyyyyy momacitas.
Yang:Hmm?
2 guys walked up to the table.
Guy:I was wonderin if you could point me in the right direction of your number?
Ruby:Uhhhh-
Guy 2:Hey snowflake.Did ya lose your way?
He said cringely biting his lip.
Weiss:Ew!You two reek of desperation.
The guy pulled down his sunglasses to reveal he's been crying for what seems like hours.
Guy:Please baby mama I haven't busted a nut in like 5 days!!My nuts are T H R O B B I N!!!
Ruby:EW!!
Yang:Oi!!!That's my sister!!
Guy 2:Really?
He looked at both their hairs.
Guy:....I mean the boobs sizes don't match but whatever.
Y/n:Dude can you maybe frik off?
Guy:......Who are you?
Guy 2:He looks like something the cat didn't want to drag in.
Blake:Bruh!
You got in front of Ruby and Weiss.
Y/n:Look bro.You really don't wanna do this.
Guy 2:Do what?
He shoved you.
Y/n:I will embarrass you.
Guy 2:Oh yeah?
He shoved you again.This time you had to catch yourself by putting your hand on the table.
Guy:Do it bruh.
Ruka:Oh boy....better call an ambulance for them.
Blake:For them?
Y/n:*Sigh*......You're over here trying to get the girls attention like they're your drunk stepdad beating your mother slash sister.
*Vineboom!!*
Y/n:And you.
You looked at Guy 2.
Y/n:You have cross earings.You think Jesus is listening to you?The only thing he's listening to is the reason why your geriatric grandpa tried to release a hidden sex tape of your 13 sister auditioning for a role in cuties!
*Vineboom!!*
Guy:......
Guy 2:.......
Guy:You know we can just straight up punch you?
Your fist tensed up.You forgot the,"They can just swing" part of your rest session.
Y/n:You know how to fight?.....Did your teach you or were you a Naruto fan and tried to use Shadow Clone Jutsu to stop the bullies?
He swung at you as you tried to block it.
*THWAK!*
Guy:What the?!
Yang caught his fist and knocked him out with one hit.
Guy 2:Dude!!!.....Dude get up!!!.....
Guy:..........
Guy 2:Oh shit........you killed him!!You bitch!!We did everything together!!
Y/n:Even finger eachother!?
You,Ruka,and Yang laughed.
Guy 2:Yes!!
Y/n/Yang/Ruka:
Guy 2:Motherfucker!!
He pulled out a gun.
Y/n:Oh shit I forgot we're in Connecticut.
*BANG!!*
And shot at Yang.Yang went to deploy Ember Celica but it wouldn't be in time.
Yang(thoughts):Oh crap!I can't block it!
*Thud!*
You pushed Yang out of the way.
Y/n(thoughts):Me and my dumbass!!Why did I do that?!Must be "Cliché anime boyfriend must do that" syndrome!
MEME:*Looks at the readers*Look I kinda didn't know what to put here ok?
The bullet hit your shoulder.
Y/n:FUCK!!
Ruka:Oh HELL NO!!!
Ruka pounced on him and knocked his gun away.
Guy 2:Get the fuck off me!!!
Ruka:Not a chance!!!
Ruka then began to thigh choke him.
Guy 2(choking):Ahk!!Oh.....I....can get-ghk-used to this!
Ruka:Like my thicc thighs?!(Whisper)I'm a guy.
Guy 2(choking):AHHHH!!!!GET THIS FAGGOT ASS OFF ME!!!!
Ruka:Hrah!!
*Crack!*
Y/n:Dude did you kill him?!
Ruka:Nah just a femboy thigh choking technique.
Y/n:What!?What is that like a martial arts thing?!
Ruka:Kind of.
Yang:Cam you teach me-
Ruby:MY BOYFRIEND IS BLEEDING!!!!
Yang:Oh right!!
Blake:We gotta get you to a hospital!
Y/n:Oh fuck that!!!
Ruby:But Y/n-
Y/n:No were just going back home now!!Get to the car!
Ruka:Technically Truck-
Y/n:MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Ruka:Jeez calm down!You're acting like you've just been shot in the arm.
Y/n:YOU FUCKING NIGG-
*End of Chapter 4*
*Bloopers Courted of MEME-Corp.*
-Blooper 1-
Ruby:Wait how does it go?
Y/n:Fuuuusion-ha.
Ruby:That's kind cringe.
MEME:The fuck you say bitch?!
-Blooper 2-
Ruka:Jeez calm down you're acting-*Snicker*-like you've just been shot in the dick.
Y/n:Pftf hahahah!!!!Sorry I couldn't hold it in!I was thinking of South Park!
Ruka(Eric):Butters!!
Y/n:HAHAHA-
-Bloopers 3-
Yang:Because I don't want Ruby to give me the look.
Y/n:....What look?
Yang:....You know the look.
Y/n:*Snicker!*What look?!
Yang:THE LOOK!!!
Y/n:Hahahaha!!WHAT LOOK?!?!
Ruby:You've never seen the look?!?
-Blooper 4-
You turned on the radio.
Radio:Hump me!!Fuck me!!Daddy better make me choke-
*Radio turns off*
Weiss:.....You wanna explain what the heck that was?
Y/n:Your family breaking apart-
-Blooper 5-
Blake:Is Dasanj really that bad?
Ruka:Oh yeah give it a taste.
Blake:*Takes a swig*.....*SPITS IT OUT!*OH MY OUM IT TASTES LIKE NICKLES!!
Y/n:HAHAHAHA!!!!Dude we literally said the same thing!!
-End of Bloopers-