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plant & pussy lovers
you
hola mis amigos
weed grower
hi y/n
dumb blond
ew
you
this is why you're single and ALONE
dumb blond
who's gonna tell her...
you
hey now
eye know
You're an all star ⭐️
you
i still have a bf
unlike YOU
eye know
Get your game on! 🎮
Go! Play! 🤾♂️
dumb blond
I DONT WANT A BF TYVM
you
who's gonna tell him...
eye know
Hey now! You're a rockstar! 🎸
Get your show on! 🎤
Get! Paid! 💸
dumb blond
IM NOT GAY
HOMOPHOBIC ❌🇺🇸
eye know
All that glitters is gold! 👑
you
THAT'S THE AMERICAN FLAG
🏳️🌈
THAT??
IS A GAY FLAG
IM A PROUD SUPPORTER ‼️‼️
dumb blond
WELL IM NOT 🤬🤬
dancing queen
😰
eye know
Only shooting stars! 💫
Break the mold! 🍀
you
YOU'RE IN DENIAL
WHAT ABT YOU AND THAT ROOMMATE HUH??
weed grower
i knew smthin was suspicious abt kaveh
dancing queen
he has a roommate??
cabbage
NO WAY
eye know
You guys didn't know? 🧐
dumb blond
YES I HAVE A ROOMMATE??
THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE
ITS A DORM SYSTEM FOR A REASON?!??!;
you
you seem like the type to pay the dean a large sum of money to get rid of your roommate
eye know
He has tried 🤫
dumb blond
i actually hate him sm
i hope he breaks every single bone in his stupid body
you
enemies to lovers
this is literally both of you
weed grower
i knew abt his roommate for a long time, but how did you find out?
you
kaveh can't keep his own secrets
dumb blond
STFU
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
LIKE YOU 😠🫵
you
my parents wanted me ACTUALLY
dumb blond
who's gonna tell her...
you
GTFO ⁉️⁉️
cabbage
So Kaveh has had a roommate this entire time and he never told us?!
dancing queen
i'm disappointed kaveh
dumb blond
WOAH HEY NOW
eye know
🍿
weed grower
🍿
you
two bsf's in a room
they might kiss!
dumb blond
i didnt tell u guys bc he didnt want anyone knowing he was rooming with me
you
i wouldn't either tbh
sleepy head
y/n's too loud to keep secretzz
the whole world knows im her roommate
you
bc you're the best roommate ever
kaveh probably doesn't do any dishes or chores
dumb blond
im more of a housewife than youd expect
you
there's no way you're not the teenist bit of a fruit basket
your vocabulary is just so glorified
dumb blond
IM NOT A FRUIT BASKET
its a good show tho
dancing queen
you're so real for that
cabbage
CAN WE MEET YOUR ROOMMATE??
weed grower
you should introduce them
you
SHIT I WAS SUPPOSE TO TELL YOU GUYS
so i met with dehya at the café the other day right and we were talking about planning a trip for all of us & mona & my bf
dumb blond
ew ur bf?
weed grower
dehya already told me abt it but yeah i'm down
dancing queen
ofc i'm down!
eye know
Dehya also told me but yeah!
cabbage
Sure!
sleepy head
woohooooooo 🎉
you
WOOHOO
also play nice 😒
i'll let her know soon
also idk what's gonna go down tmrw when i see my bf buttttt i'll lyk
dumb blond
u finally breaking up with him??
you
i hope not ☹️
dumb blond
& u call me dumb
dancing queen
it's her relationship kaveh
you
QUEEN NILOU FOR THE WIN 🗣️‼️
might just date you instead bae 😉
dancing queen
no y/n i will not be your little omega
you
weed grower
you made her sad nilou
dancing queen
she asks this every single time 😞
you
dumb blond
y/n go seek therapy
you
you need it too buddy boy
your poor roommate ☹️
dumb blond
POOR HIM???
POOR ME YOU MEAN
HE'S AN ALBINO BABOON I TELL YOU
weed grower
this is an albino baboon btw
you
it's so cute
your roommate is probably the sweetest thing and you're just an asshole KAVEH
dumb blond
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS MOCKERY
eye know
I also don't like Kaveh's roommate 🙋♂️
weed grower
me three 🙋♂️
you
maybe you guys are just mean
does dehya know him?
dumb blond
i think
you
then i'll ask her instead bc no one likes the opinion of a BOYSSSS
BOYS HAVE COOTIESSSSS
cabbage
Yeah!!
dancing queen
y/n is speaking facts
sleepy head
❌👦💩
you
bien dicho mis amores
cabbage
Uh... gracias?
you
👏👏👏👏👏👏
SHE'S GROWING UP SO FAST 😣
cabbage
I'm only a year behind you guys c'monnnn
eye know
One year too young.
cabbage
✋😤
you
poor lil bebé 🥺
cabbage
You guys suck!
dumb blond
WOAH MISSY
WHO TAUGHT U SUCH LANGUAGE
weed grower
you did, kaveh.
dumb blond
hahahahaha i would never!!!!
you
gtfo with your lowercase laughing
dumb blond
🤫🤫
you
no bc how did you guys even find out abt his roommate
eye know
By accident 😞
weed grower
went to ask kaveh for some notes n his roommate answered instead of him
you
does this roommate have a name???
dumb blond
NO!!
NOPE!!
NO NAME!!!
HE DOESN'T EXIST!!!
dancing queen
someone's hiding something 😒
dumb blond
suddenly i have to go guys!!!!!!
oh em gee!!!!
byebye!!!!
you
THAT WHORE
eye know
I have class to attend now 😕
Goodbye 👋
weed grower
once kaveh leaves, we all have to leave
i have plans with classmates for a project
srry guys
you
see this is why boys have COOTIES
NASTY
STINKY
SMELLY
COOTIES
cabbage
YEAH!
dancing queen
fr 😒
sleepy head
🧍♂️🦠
you
i also have to go actually 😣
gotta prepare myself for later
dancing queen
oh no yeah
i wish you sm luck 🍀🍀🍀🍀
you
tysm my honeysuckle
sleepy head
🧧🍀🤞☺️😉
cabbage
I hope everything turns up okay! 😊
you
this is why i love women
this EXACT reason
dancing queen
ok maybe you need to seek therapy
you
😤❌