Felix:
So
Chan
Chan:
Hi
Felix:
Why is your name Chan
Chan:
My name is chris..
Felix:
Wait What
I THOUGHT
Well
This is embarrassing
Chan:
Felix:
YOUR NAME IS CHRISTOPHER???
NOT CHRIS???
Changbin:
Felix:
But What does the word Chan mean...
Chan:
C = Christmas party By Meghan Trainor
H = hey dj By Meghan Trainor
A = All about that Bass By Meghan Trainor
N = no By meghan Trainor
Seungmin:
I can see that you like Meghan Trainor !☺️☺️
Chan:
Yes!
A big fan!
Hyunjin:
Latetly ive been buying a lot of vinyls
Jeongin:
And
Hyunjin:
I've have been listening a lot of Classic rock
Mostly Jimi Hendrix
Now I want to play the guitar
Chan:
Wasn't Jimi hendrix left handed?
Hyunjin:
So🤨
I can still be like him
Chan:
I mean
Not really
Him being a left handed guitarist was a big part
Hyunjin:
Says Who
Changbin:
?? Fucking everybody😭
Also expect to see me in the news tomorrow❤️
Jisung:
Explain
Changbin:
I got charged with murder
Chan:
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS GROUPCHAT A FUCKING CRIMINAL
TWO DAYS AGO HYUNJIN STOLE FROM THE PRESIDENT AND NOW YOU MURDERED SOMEONE
JISUNG STOLE HIS TEACHERS LAPTOP
SEUNGMIN WAS ON THE NEWS BECAUSE HE WAS RUNNING AROUND THE CITY WITH A FRYING PAN
JEONGIN LIED HE WAS A LAWYER
MINHO PRBABLY HAS DONE EVERY SINGLE THING I JUST LISTED
ONLY THING FELIX HAS DONE IS TO FAIL HIS CLASSES
Felix:
Ayo😔😔
Minho:
Ok but like
Who did you murder
Changbin:
THATS THE THING
I DIDN'T MURDER ANYONE
I WAS FRAMED
Jisung:
By Seungmin?
Seungmin:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Changbin:
NO
BY MY MOM
Jeongin:
For specific reasons I will not be defending you in court
Changbin:
WHY NOT?
YOU DEFENDED HYUNJIN
Jeongin:
Not in the mood tbh🤥
Changbin:
I hope you fall down the stairs
Jeongin:
Felix:
Wait so did your mom murder someone?
Changbin:
Yes
My great grandpas ex girlfriend from '72
Minho:
Did they have beef or something?
Changbin:
How should i know if they ate beef together What does this have to do with this
Minho:
I wanna die
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Me after not posting Any chapters in 3 months