Stray Kids - The Chat

Od Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... Více

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

YEET

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Od Hazelflight38

October 27, 4:30 PM

Felixburg

Felly: YEET

dumbass: SKKRT

leeknow: YEET

dumbass: SKKRT

Jisuck: ROLL UP

Felly: YEET

oldmanchan: what??

seungtheman: DROP THAT

Felly: YEET

leeknow: SKKRT THAT

Felly: YEET

pizzaslice: POP THAT

oldmanchan: are you guys dying?

Felly: YEET

leeknow: AYE

dumbass: AYE

Jick: AYE 

pizzaslice: AYE

oldmanchan: tf?

seungtheman: YOU NEVER LOVED ME MOMMMMDJFH

savagefetus: BUT I NEEDED YOU AHWHAH

oldmanchan: im dropping you guys off at the adoption center.

Felly: NOOO IM SORRY 

oldmanchan: who's idea was this? 🤨🤨🤨

Felly: it was my fault! 

dumbass: no it was my fault! don't blame felix!

savagefetus: nah it was my fault! 

Jisuck: yeah that's right it was their faults

seungtheman: shut up jisung it was you and lee know's idea 

leeknow: nahh

oldmanchan: okay fine, i forgive you all

pizzaslice: yay! 

oldmanchan: sike bitch

oldmanchan: im kicking you all out 

Felly: NAURRRRJKHFHD

Jisuck: i don't want to be a stray cat :( 

savagefetus: we'd be more like stray kids lol

dumbass: i don't wanna be a stray kid wahhhh

Felly: WAHHHH

leeknow: PLEASE do not start crying again or i will strangle you

Jisuck: WAAAAHHHHHHH

leeknow: shut up 

Jisuck: strangle me daddy 

leeknow: wha-

Jisuck: 😉😉😉

leeknow: 😏

Jisuck: <3

leeknow: >3

leeknow: fucc-

leeknow: <3

Felly: OOOHHHH

pizzaslice: shut up theyre having a moment

Jisuck: want to come-

savagefetus: yall i just stubbed my toe and now my pinkie toe is cosplaying a grape 

savagefetus: help it hurts 

seungtheman: ooo can i see?

dumbass: BOI you interrupted their moment again 

leeknow: we weren't having a moment lol

dumbass: sure.

oldmanchan: omg jeongin go to the hospital!

savagefetus: lol jk 

Felly: NOO why would you do that jeongin 

savagefetus: i wanted to make the readers cry lol 

pizzaslice: eh? 

savagefetus: nvm lol 

Jisuck: ugh

---------

Mehehehehe. 

Okay I'll shut up and show off cat TWO!

look how cute. he's single btw so if there are any lady cats in need of updating her facebook status he'll definetely rizz her up. look at that fancy dinner date he set up. 

he's the lord of cat rizz. look at that smolder.

And just to let you guys know, another year of high school has started for me so I may not update that consistently. I'll still try to do my best to update once a week or so, but I'm not sure. 

okay bye lol





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