MK grabbed a tip. A mime grabbed it from her.
"get back here you blue faced freak!" she yelled, running after it.
"Or we could just get another tip- aaaaand, she's gone." Gina sighed "Oh well."
Dwayne Jr looked at her. The screen showed Gina in a frame with all that shit Rodney saw when he looked at our queens Scarlett, Sammy and Jasmine and that bitch Amy.
"Hey." he said, before deepening his voice "I mean, uh, hey."
"Hey. I'm Gina." Gina replied. She held out her hand to shake his, but her hand was grabbed and shook by his dad instead.
"Nice to meet ya! Dwayne Senior!" he introduced himself "I see you've already met junior! This kid, ha ha! Great little guy!" he blabbered.
"dad..." Junior hissed, incredibly embarrassed.
"I mean, he does act up sometimes, but they always do when they near puberty." Dwayne Senior continued to blabber.
"G! I got our tip! Let's go!" MK called.
"Coming!" Gina yelled back, before turning to Dwayne Senior and Junior "It was nice meeting you." She ran over to her partner.
"Take the train to Calanque de Maubois on the Mediterranean coast and search the station for your next tip" MK read.
Explanationnnnnn
"Teams must take the train south to Calanque de Maubois off the skirts of the Mediterranean coast, famous for it's beaches with sand so fine you want it to get in your shorts! The red cliffs are one of the many beautiful destinations down here"
The screen shows Don at the beach in a speedo (🤮)
"Did I mention the beaches are awesome? because they are!" he said.
A crab snapped his speedo against his butt.
"AH!"
Explanation overrrrrr
Gina and MK ran to the footpath and saw a bunch of cabs.
"Do we try and catch one?" Gina said.
"There has to be an easier way to get to the train station..." MK said, scanning the street "Bingo! Subway!"
"Yes!" Gina said.
They both got on a subway to the train station and got on a train with the Cadets, Surfers, Father and Son, ice Dancers, and Best Friends.
"There's the Don Box!" Dwayne said, pointing at the Don Box.
The teams grabbed tips.
"It's a Botch or Watch. Who want's to swim with... *gasp* SHARKS!?" Brody exclaimed.
Explanationnnnnn
"Yes, sharks. In this Botch or watch, whoever didn't draw the caricature in paris has to swim to this part of the Mediterranean and retrieve a tip off the dorsal fin of a great white-"
Don reached for a tip, only to have the shark lunge at him, making him scream in horror.
"Ummm..." he said, trying to regain his composure "Try that again and you'll get a taste of this!"
He shook his fist at the shark.
"Huh? Wanna dance with the widow maker?" he taunted.
The shark lunged at him aagin, making him scream again.
Explanation overrrrrr
"If you die, I will kill you." Gina said to MK.
"Wow, steal my lines much?" MK replied.
She got into the water and started swimming towards the sharks.
She inhaled, before ducking under water and swimming towards the nearest shark.
It noticed her and started swimming towards her. Her eyes widened. Her arm shot out and punched it in the nose.
It started swimming away, the tip coming loose and floating into MK's hands as it did. She smiled to herself and resurfaced.
"G! I got it!" she yelled to her partner.
Duel confessional
Sarcasm professionals
Gina: Holy *Bleep* you're Hermione Granger.
MK: The hell?
Gina: You are beauty, you are grace, you will punch them in the face.
MK: Holy *Bleep* I'm Hermione Granger.
Gina: We are such nerds.
MK: *Points finger at her* Crucio
Gina: *Mimics pained noises.* How dare you! *Points at her.* INCENDIO!
End
MK got out of the water.
"All in. We have to build a replica of the palace of... Ver... versi... whatever the hell that says." she read.
Explanationnnnnn
"For this all in challenge teams have to build a sand replica of the Palace of Versailles. When this local sandcastle prodigy Sandy Mc'Castles -Probably a fake name.- decides that your castle is good enough, you'll receive your next travel tip."
Explanation overrrrrr
They started building and they overheard the Cadets talking
"Are you sure this is supposed to be big?" Sanders asked
"You wanna take a chance at losing here? We go big or we go home" MacAurthur replied
"Did you hear that? Go big or go home" Emma said to Kitty.
"Do we do what they're doing?" Gina asked MK.
"Eh. We're already like halfway done. It would be stupid to start again." MK said.
"True." Gina agreed.
They continued to build their small castle and finished.
"Hey! Judge!" MK yelled.
Sandy Mc'Castles walked over, looked at their castle and gave them their tip.
"Sweet. Let's go." Gina said.
They read the tip.
"Grab a speedboat and and follow the GPS to the chill zone at the Southern tip of Iceland." MK read.
Duel confessional
Sarcasm professionals
Gina: Sweet! My dad's from Iceland!
MK: Nice.
End
They got int he boat and MK started driving.
*Row row row ya boat. Jk, they used up all their rowing last time.*
*DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE YA SPEEDBOAT. TO THE SOUTHERN TIP OF ICELAAAAAAAAAAAAND*
*Grammy winning song right there^^^*
"There's the dock! Brake!" Gina yelled.
MK stopped the boat. It emitted a small thump as it hit the dock.
"Sarcasm professionals, you're in sixth." Don told them.
Duel confessional
Sarcasm professionals
Gina: it's great that we keep finishing in the top ten, but I'm really missing first place.
MK: Hopefully we'll do better next time.
End
Author's note
Each move like a swan that makes other swans feel ugly
Lmao, love Jaques 🤣 .
Aaaaaaaaaanyway, they're harry potter geeks.
Nah, this was just a throw away gag to get the word count up.
What do you think of my soon to be Gemmy winning song?
These chapters are so fucking short compared to my Total Drama Island 2023 book.
I promise I'm doing everything I can to make them longer.
Should I make MK and Gina do the fossil thing, or make them try to do the fossil thing, fail to do the fossil thing and then try and eat the feast?
Bye
Word count: 1109
-Chinchilla ✨