Y/n:.....Ugh......Oh........Mmm.....Him?
You woke up with a rapier pointed at your neck.
Y/n:.....Well!This is a surprise.An unwelcomed surprise but a surprise none the less.
Weiss:You sure do like to talk.
Yang:Listen.You're gonna answer a few of our questions and maybe we'll let you go unharmed.
Y/n:You mean before or after you jumped us?!
Yang cocked her shotgun bracelet.
Yang:Can I punch him?
Y/n:You can try.
You said reaching slowly reaching in your pocket.
Yang:Grrr!!!
Ruby:No!Guys he knew my name.We can't just do the,"Punch first,questions second" thing when we're in a different world.
You looked at Ruka.
Y/n:V zhizni oni namnogo krupneye.
Ruka:Du denkst, Sun's ist groß?
Yang:Hey hey!No talking!!
Weiss:What was that?Some kind of alien language?
Y/n:Wow!Looks like we got the racist version of her.
Ruka:So sad.
Yang punched your stomach.
Y/n:*GASP!*
Blake:YANG!
Yang:He was asking for it!
Y/n:*GASP!*
Ruby groaned.
Ruby:How did you know my name?
Y/n:....*Sigh*....Well....I don't exactly know an easy way to put this but.....You guys....your friends....and your world....are famous?
RWBY:........
Yang:Do we have any royalty checks?
Weiss:What exactly do you mean by famous?
You and Ruka looked at each other.
*Next scene*
You and Ruka just explained about how the series RWBY exists and how it depicts their adventures.
Y/n:And THAT is how we-and people across the world-know you.
Ruby:Oh-
Yang:My-
Blake:Oum.
Ruka:Told you they say Oum instead of God.
Weiss:YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PERVERTS!!!
Ruka:I am for men.
Weiss:You've been spying on us!!
She said readying her Rapier.
Y/n:No we haven't!!We've only seen your adventures!Like that time when Ruby decapitated the Nevermore!!
Ruka:And that time Jaune gained confidence!
Y/n:And the dance!
Ruka:And the train!
Y/n:And when you met Penny-Wow we are sounding like real stalkers.
Blake:I know.
Y/n:But we really haven't seen anything nasty we swear!!
Yang:Oh really?What color is Ruby's underwear?
You and Ruby blushed.
Ruby(blushing):YANG!!
Y/n(blushing):......I wanna say white with red stripes?
Ruby blushed harder.
Yang:Well dam that's a good guess.
Ruka:I was gonna say white with cute animals.
Weiss(blushing):Alright that's enough!!
Ruka:Who twisted your panties?
Blake:We wanna know how to get back.
Y/n:Get back?Well I'll just be the first one to say this world?Hasn't exactly mastered dimensional travel.Let alone even try it.So how the hell did you guys get here?
Ruby:We came across some ancient ruins.Yang activated all of the traps and opened a portal to here.
Y/n:.....Huh....
Yang:What's that supposed to mean?
Ruka:Just not exactly surprised.
Yang:HEY!!
You opened a filing cabinet in the living room.As Ruby looked over your shoulder she saw a whole cabinet of comic books.Her eyes lit up.
Ruby:You got comic books?!
Y/n:Yeah.Let's see,R,R,R,R-Aha!!
You grabbed the comic books starting with R.It was all RWBY comics.
Weiss:What the heck?
Y/n:Oh yeah.Whatever they didn't show via video they sort of showed here in comics.
Yang picked one up.
Yang:Hey I remember this one!Jaune peed his pants.
Blake:"Legend of the Ninja cat?"
She opened the book as saw a chibi version of herself.
Blake:This never happened.
Y/n:Neither did your trip to ancient ruins book.....
Ruka:Y/n I know that face.What are you thinking?
Y/n:.....I got 3 theories.
You opened a side panel and pulled out a white board.
Ruby:You just have a Whiteboard in your livingroom?
Ruka:We have heated arguments.
*Flashback*
Ruka:WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?!?!
Y/n:BECAUSE IF I HAVE SEX WITH A FEMBOY THAT'S GAAAAAYYY!!!
You screamed circling the word that says gay.
Ruka:Ok hear me out!I wear a face mask?
Y/n:GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!
Ruka:GIVE ME THAT DICK!!!!
*End if Flashback*
You drew 3 circles that all had "RWBY" written in them.They were numbered.
Y/n:Ok.
You then drew 4th circle below them that said "Earth".
Y/n:You guys heard of the Parallel universe theory?
Weiss:Multiple worlds with different events happening at the same time?
Y/n:The very same.While the worlds are infinite we can still narrow it down to 3 possible options that you got here.What was the last thing you girls were doing at your school before you went on the mission?
Ruby:Well it was the week before the Vytal Festival.
Y/n:Ok.....Option 1:You came here before Roosterteeth-The guys who made you in the world-could write a story about you.Option 2:You went to the ruins willingly on your own and Roosterteeth didn't write a story because it wasn'tplannedon your storyboarf..Option 3:Something else in those ruins wanted or made you come here......
Ruby:What does that mean about what happened at home?
Weiss:Yeah what about the Vytal festival?
Y/n:Well I guess that means there's also 3 options.Option 1:The Vytal Festival happens like normal and nothing bad happens.Option 2:You guys prevent the fall of Beacon.Or Option 3:The Opposite of option 2......And we were shown option 3.
Weiss:What?.....Wait.....Beacon.....falls?
Y/n:.....Der'mo.....
*3 Hours later*
You played Volumes 1-3 for them and......well let's just say it was less traumatizing than seeing the Red ring of death on an Xbox 360.
Y/n:.....*Sniff*.....
Ruby:....Penny.....
Weiss:...It falls.....
Blake clenched her fist.
Blake:Adam......
Yang held her right arm.
Y/n:I uh.....Um....sorry....
Ruby:It.....It gets better though....right?
Y/n:.....Yesn't.
Yang:Yesn't?
Y/n:Yepnot.
Weiss:How bad does it get?
Y/n:Alright look you guys REALLY aren't ready for that of you're reacting this badly.You will want to kill yourself.
Ruby:What?!
Y/n:O-Ok slight overexaggeration.But it.....it doesn't exactly get better.....
Yang:......What do we do?Are we just stuck here?
Y/n:......Uhh....I....Don't....know.....I don't know but....for the time being I guess you guys can stay here-
*Knock,knock!*
Y/n:Coming!Sorry.
You went to the front door.
Ruka:As hot as he is he's not exactly a bad news bearer is he?
Y/n:Hello-Chelsea!!Hey!Hi how's-how's it going?
Chelsea:Y/n we need to talk.Can I come inside?
Y/n:Uhhh sorry but Ruka's having his "Faggot Fiend Fuckover" as he calls it.L-Let's go to the back.
*Next scene*
Y/n:I wasn't expecting you to be here.I-
Chelsea:I'm seeing someone else.....
Y/n:.........Y....You mean in the woods right?....Cause.....Cause we're outside?
Chelsea:....Y/n.I know that you're sweet and kind but.....I want someone with a little danger.Someone more exciting.
Y/n:But that date to 6 Flags!That was dangerous-
Chelsea:You ignored the rides.
Y/n:I have a fear of heights ok?I'm sorry-Chelsea please I.....How long was this even happening?
Chelsea:......Last year....The 25th of July.......
Y/n:The.....My birthday......
Chelsea:She....she completes me Y/n-
Y/n:She?!What she got a bigger dong than me?!Bigger metaphorical balls?
Chelsea:.......
Y/n:....It's not metaphorical is it?
Chelsea:I just wanted to give you this.....
She gave you a present.
Chelsea:I didn't want to do this on the day or after our anniversary.
Y/n:.....
Chelsea:Sorry.....
She left the house.
Y/n:............Jokes on her....(Crying)At least I can sell the gift!!
*With Ruka*
Ruka:......Where the hell is he?
Ruby:Is he alright?
Ruka:Either that or he's going through a breakup.But they're a happy couple.It's probably just some boring,girl to boyfriend confidentiality.
*With you*
Y/n(Crying):SHE SAID SHE HAD A BIGGER DICK BRO!!!
Ruka:Y/n ok let's calm down-
Y/n(crying):SHE CALLED ME BORI-HI-HING AAAHHHHH!!!!
Ruka:Y/n!!I'm trying to be supportive but you're acting like that dam guy sitting in a car meme!!
Y/n(crying):BUT I DID LOVER HERRRRRRRR!!!
You were crying in the pickup truck.
Ruka:*Sigh*Ok come here dude.
Y/n(crying):*Sniffle*.....Wut?
Ruka:Come here.
Y/n(crying):I'm not hugging your faggot ass!!I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on!!
Ruka:Well apparently you're the pole that turns people into lesbians.
Y/n(crying):AAAAAHHHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Ruka:Shit-Y/n look you gotta be strong alright?!Ok that's one girl bro you only knew her for a year.You'll meet others out there.
Y/n(crying):*Sniffle*....You think so?
Ruka:Yeah.And I'll help you.I'll set em up a d you fuck em down.
You wiped your tears.
Y/n(crying):*Sniffle*Ok....
Ruka:You want a kiss?
Y/n:I'm not gay!
Ruka:Right....You want a homie kiss?
Y/n:...Sure....
He kissed your forehead.
Y/n:....Oh god.
Ruka:What?
Y/n:I've never even showed her my dick!(Crying)They were both fucking before I even knew!!!
Ruka:*Sigh*Jesus Christ.
Y/n(crying):AAAAAHHHH-
*Next scene*
You walked back in the room.
Yang:Woah!
Ruby:What happened to your eyes?
Ruka:Chelsea told him a sad story about a squirrel losing his nuts to someone else.
You looked at him with the most,"I will bury you and help people look for the body", face.
Ruka:....Uh....Clearly it upset him.
Y/n:Yeah.So did you guys figure out a decision?
Ruby:Err.....Yeah....We'll just have to stay here until.....well something happens.
Y/n:I wouldn't worry too much.Your world is more advanced than ours.I'm sure you'll be back home in no time...
*Next scene*
Ruka went home.You let the girls stay in your room with a pull out bed while you slept on the living room watching YouTube on your console.
TV:
Y/n:They're just pixels.I don't see why people lose their shit over this....
You decided to watch something.
Y/n:Ahahaha!!!Ahhh.That's good stuff.Ohhhhh......
Ruby:Y-
You hit the wall as a sawed off FELONY shotgun dropped down from above.You pointed it at Ruby.
Y/n:The hell Ruby!!This is CT you don't just surprise someone like that!!
Ruby:S-Sorry!I-I just wanted to check up on you!
Y/n:Check up on me?
*Next scene*
You were putting the gun back in it's hiding place.
Ruby:That's kind of impressive.
Y/n:Thanks.I put all sorts of highly illegal guns around this place in secret compartments that only I know.I just gotta give the right amount of force.Observe.
You tapped your foot on the floor as a glock sprung up from the ground.
Y/n:An felony pistol!Loaded with hollow points to give that extra punch.
Ruby:What makes it a felony?
Y/n:The added grip.
Ruby:Why do you have so much illegal stuff?
Y/n:Why does the government get off scott free doing illegal shit?
Ruby:I.....I don't know I'm not from here.
Y/n:Exactly.
You put the glock back in it's hiding place.
Y/n:So what's up?
Ruby:I....just wanted to say thanks....For letting us stay here.
Y/n:You miss your family don't you?
Ruby:Is it that obvious?
Y/n:Yeah.
Ruby:I'm just worried.We don't know the passage of time from here and to Remnant.....For all I know every second here is 50 years back there!I just.....I just don't know what to do.
Y/n:.....You know Ruby.A great man I knew once said,"You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head.But what you can do is prevent them from building a nest in your hair."
Ruby:That's......a really good quote....Who said that?
Y/n:My source is that I made it the fuck up.
Ruby chuckled.
Ruby:Pretty good improviser.
Y/n:We'll find you a way back don't worry.Worst case scenario is that you love it here.....But I wouldn't do that.We're a more primitive species.
Ruby:Thanks.Goodnight.
Ruby walked halfway up the stairs before stopping.
Ruby:......Is everything between you and your girlfriend ok?
Y/n:Yeah yeah don't worry about it.
You said getting back on the couch.
Y/n:Now get some rest.
Ruby:Alright.
Ruby walked back up the stairs as you heard the door to your room close.
Y/n(screaming into pillow):AAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!WHYYYYYYY WHYYYY DID SHE LEAVE MEEEEE!?!?!
*End of Chapter 2*