alive : finney
pinballwhore : bruce
paperballs : billy
orbin : robin
climatechange : vance
backbender: griffin
AAAAAA : gwen
ugotapartner : donna
pennypoo : penelope
molly : molly
maria : maria
- pluto has a fat ass
Monday, 2:05 AM
this chapter was supposed to be sm better but i fell asleep in the writing of it and fr woke up using my laptop as a pillow
next chapter will be wild as well
alive: ima fireball dududududuu
ugotapartner: dududududu
orbin: DUDUDUDDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUU
alive: you ruined it.
orbin: mb mb
alive: you should be DISAPPOINTED
pinballwhore: IS THERE TROUBLE IN PARADISE
alive: no i just felt like being dramatic
AAAAAA: COUGH as usual COUGH
alive: DIE dont tell aunt cameron DIE
AAAAAA: RUDE paypal me 20 bucks RUDE
alive: HAH fine HAH
AAAAAA: SAD FACE thanks hombre SAD FACE
pennypoo: is that really how siblings talk
paperballs: apparently so
AAAAAA: spent the 20 bucks
paperballs: ALREADY?
alive: ON WHAT?
AAAAAA: headphones
ugotapartner: fair enough
backbender: i aint qualified for this shit
climatechange: homie u aint qualified at all
paperballs: what dumbass would qualify you for anything
backbender: OH YEAH? WELL U SMELL LIKE HOT DOG WATER 😡
orbin: right PAUSE
orbin: WHAT THE FUCK IS DOG WATER
pennypoo: dog piss i think
alive: is it not like water dogs have drank from
pennypoo: i mean same thing right
pennypoo: dogs drink and then they piss it out
AAAAAA: tmi
paperballs: i think its just extremely disliked
paperballs: THANKS GRIFFIN
backbender: ANYTIME
pinballwhore: 🤕🇧🇸🇲🇽🗣😒🔵🫡😶🤥😦😧😵📞🥳🛐😰😖😱👍🏻👍🤣🖕🏻🙏😨💍🫶🏻🫠🤨🤷♂️👹🤬🇺🇸🦅🤞🏻‼️☹️😋😡😭💀
climatechange: wtf
pinballwhore: my recent emojis
backbender: homie...
pinballwhore: what
paperballs: why r ur hand emojis white
pinballwhore: what about it
orbin: YOU AINT WHITE?
AAAAAA: i dont get paid enough for this shit
alive: i just paid u?
AAAAAA: yeah but i spent it
alive: i hope u ascend into the clouds and turn into rain
AAAAAA: i hope u die
alive: how original
AAAAAA: me when i see ur face
alive: also how original
AAAAAA: STIP CALLINV ME ORIVINAL
ugotapartner: i fr heard that through the phone
pennypoo: i can smell colours
climatechange: im retiring
climatechange: i wish i left this gc as soon as i was added
paperballs: bit then u wouldnt have met ur beloved brucey poo 🥺🥺🥺
climatechange: earth is full. go home.
paperballs: KYS
climatechange: how BLAND of you billothy.
maria: I can't believe this
maria: Y'all full grown ass adults and still act like children
alive: thats why its a crackfic
backbender: 99 bottles of beer on the wall
orbin: 99 bottles of beer!!!!!
backbender: i was hoping there wouldn't be a followup
orbin: i forget the rest too buddy dw
backbender: press power off
orbin: dude
orbin: feeling suicidal
alive: noh robby 😖
orbin: 13th reason
alive: NO
backbender: yk how my glass broke the other week
climatechange: i dont like where this is going
paperballs: neither do i
pinballwhore: neither
backbender: I BROKE ANOTHER FUCKING GLASS
backbender: IM SO OUT OF HERE IM DROPPING OUT AND COMING TO UCLA WHERE THEY HAVE BETTER GLASSES
paperballs: they make u buy ur own glasses dickwad
alive: unless ur in the student union
backbender: WTF
backbender: THATS SO MESSED UP
backbender: JUST GET 7 UNEMPLOYED KIDS TO BUY THEIR OWN GLASSES
backbender: UH HUH
alive: didnt have to remind us that we aint got jobs
paperballs: its fine bruce and his family r fucking LOADED
pinballwhore: hes right im literally pitching in on everyones student loans and tuitions
pennypoo: we love u bruce
ugotapartner: u go thru hard labour for us
pinballwhore: thank u thank u
AAAAAA: yall
AAAAAA: whats the funniest joke u know
alive: you
AAAAAA: KYS
backbender: knock knock
paperballs: whos there
backbender: joe
paperballs: joe who
paperballs: WAIT
backbender: JOE MAMA
paperballs: YOU ARE PROOF THAT EVOLUTION CAN GO BACKWARDS
backbender: WOAH THERE COWBOY
pinballwhore: if youre american when you go in the bathroom and american when you come out, what were you in the bathroom?
AAAAAA: idk
pinballwhore: european
AAAAAA: is that ur fr best joke u got
pinballwhore: yeah
AAAAAA: this is why god stopped talking to us
orbin: what do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke
AAAAAA: what
2 minutes later
AAAAAA: WHAT
orbin: its a rhetorical question
AAAAAA: ohhhhh
ugotapartner: LMFAOOAOAOO
climatechange: even i knew that 💀
AAAAAA: die
pennypoo: did u hear about the italian chef who died?
pennypoo: he pasta-way
paperballs: HELP MEEEEE
backbender: LMAOOOOO
ugotapartner: GNNNNN
molly: i sold my vacuum the other day
molly: all it was doing was collecting dust
maria: You can do better than that
molly: im running off of 5 cups of coffee no i cant
maria: Fair enough
climatechange: naw cus i fr just saw slenderman in the halls
paperballs: DONT FUCKING SAY THAT
climatechange: IM NOT KIDDING
climatechange: ITS EITHER SLENDERMAN OR SOME TALL LANKY ASS DUDE
alive: NO STOP
alive: SHUT UP
climatechange: ITS SLENDERMAN
pinballwhore: STOP TALKING
climatechange: I AINT TALKING IM TYPING
pinballwhore: STOP TYPING
pennypoo: NAWWWW I PEEKED MY HEAD OUT AND I SEE IT
ugotapartner: DONT SAY THAT
climatechange: ITS RUNNING TOWARDS ME
orbin: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
alive: run dunununununununu
ugotapartner: good one
alive: thank u
climatechange: IF I DONT GET TO SAY THIS AGAIN THEN I AHTE U ALL AN DU SHOULD ALL KYS
maria: I can't believe my son became friends with you
climatechange: u love me
climatechange: u fed me enchiladas when my mom was on crack
maria: Good point
maria: Continue
climatechange: IM SLOWLY DYING
climatechange: IM FINNA DIE OF SHOCK
pennypoo: dude
pennypoo: the 'slenderman' was janitor butley
ugotapartner: butley my mannnnn
paperballs: me n him played pool in the student union the other day
orbin: hes so chill
backbender: i bet u lost
paperballs: how did you even get here? did someone leave your cage open?
backbender: if i had a penny for every brain cell you have id have nothing
paperballs: youre so original
backbender: says u w the fucking slowburn love story
paperballs: YOU HAVE A SLOWBURN LOVE STORY TOO?????
backbender: im in denial
paperballs: fair enough
pennypoo: if an animal could talk which animal would be the rudest
orbin: vance
alive: vance
ugotapartner: vance
pinballwhore: the loml
paperballs: vance
AAAAAA: vance
molly: vance
maria: Vance
backbender: vance
pennypoo: yeah fair enough
climatechange: wtf
paperballs: bros a hazard to society
climatechange: if i wanted to kill myself i would climb up your ego and jump down to your iq level
paperballs: U WANNA FUCKING GO?
climatechange: SQUARE UP HOE
paperballs: nah im finna stay alive
alive: stayin alive stayin alive ah ah ah ah stayin ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
alive: me when
alive: and most of u not when
pennypoo: NAWWWW
ugotapartner: JIT TRIPPIN
AAAAAA: FOULLLL