r a i n e :
type writer - click, clink, clunk:
A mary sue-ish approach to the dark fantasy romance genre.
tw: gore, mentions of suicide
E x c e r p t :
Queen of Hearts : Who's been painting my roses red?
WHO'S BEEN PAINTING MY ROSES RED? /Who dares to taint / With vulgar paint / The royal flower bed? / For painting my roses red / Someone will lose his head.
Can we begin now?
wait a second, Cheshire.
:lazy: this cat cannot purr for an eternity!
you're not even the main character!
I'm the bystander, you fool. I watch.
w o r l d :
wonderland - the four card suits
(kingdoms & queendoms) ranked in the order of
SPADES (highest)
HEARTS
DIAMONDS
CLUBS (lowest)
(nobles and common folk) ranked in the order of
1, 2, (status-less) 3, 4, 5, 6, (common folk) 7,8,9,1O, (nobles)
Military Reservoirs,
Queen,
KING
jesters do not
belong in any rank.
the cheshire cat does
not admit to any rank.