DSMP Oneshots

By alectransmasc

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This is my first book on this goofy ass app and I'm very excited! My grammar won't be the best because Englis... More

Benchtrio angst [Exile arc]
Quackbur Angst.
The explotion. [part one]
The explotion. [part two]
IMPORTANT!!!!!!
Imprtant info!!!!

Introduction of characters and my AU

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By alectransmasc

I will explain my AU and the characters in this chapter, it might be long [definitely will/foreshadowing] so bare with me!
So don't come at me if the info about them is "incorrect to the lore" or "not right" because it will be my AU
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Dream:
Name: Dream WasTaken
Age: 23
Gender/pronounce: He/Him
Sexuality: Pansexual and demisexual
Relationships: ♡George♡ [I personally like DNF, fight me 🤺]
Siblings: Tubbo and Foolish [Foolish is adopted]
Parents: Puffy and Jschlatt [he ded op-]
About Dream:
He likes to go on walks to to clear is mind when he's stressed or he literally beggs George for cuddles. Dream is an axolotl hybrid so he often swimms when he gets the chance to.  He also loves just stealing Technos golden carrots and hiding them untill winter? No-one knows why except Dream but he won't say shit-
Dreams mask has an enchantment that hides his axolotl features such as his gills and his tail [his tail and gill colours is a sage green and a pastel green] and it helps him breathe above water for longer. He also has ADHD, anxiety, fear of being left behind or forgotten [hehe that's my fear lmao-] and is bilingual. He speaks English, Norwegian and Russian [George loves when Dream speaks Russian]

George:
Name: George NotFound
Age: 25
Gender/pronounce: He/Him
Sexuality: Gay
Relationships: ♡Dream♡
Siblings: Eret and Quackity [Q was adopted]
Parents: Herobrine
About George:
George often sits in his flower garden and makes flowercrowns for his friends. He is part mushroom so he also has a whole mushroom garden. He loves when Dream asks [Beggs 😏] for cuddles but he refuses to admit it.
George's glasses where given to him by Dream because the sun was too bright for George's eyes. And he's kept them the entire time. He has narcolepsy, anxiety and abandonment issues.  He speaks English and Spanish [because of Quackity.]

Sapnap:
Name: Sapnap Halo
Age: 23
Gender/pronounce: He/Flame [slay for the neo pronounce users out there 💅]
Sexuality: Gay and Polyamorous
Relationships: ♡Karl♡ broke up with Quackity
Siblings: none
Parents: Bad and Skeppy
About Sapnap:
Sapnap is a blaze hyrbid and was found in the nether by Bad when he was getting resources for his and Skeppys house.  Sapnap is engaged to Karl and lives in Kinoko Kingdom. He has anxiety [probably something more but idk yet beacaue im writing this at 3 am and i am going to a fucking museum today TwT].  He speaks English, blaze and German.

Karl:
Name: Karl
Age: 25
Gender/pronounce: He/they/time
Sexuality: Bisexual and Polyamorous
Relationships: ♡Sapnap♡
Siblings: None
Parents: Unknown
About Karl:
Karl is a time traveler and only Sapnap knows. After one of Karl's travels he gets comforted by Sapnap even tho he forgets who he is, and Sapnap explains to Karl to read his memory book or he explains himself. Has memory issues, anxiety, ADHD, trust issues and the fear of holes [Trypophobia. No I did not use Google for that UvU]
Karl speaks English and enchantment.

BadBoyHalo:
Name: Bad Halo
Age: 28
Gender/pronounce: He/It
Sexuality: Bisexual
Relationships: ♡Skeppy♡ [STRICTLY PLATONIC!! BAD IS AN INNOCENT BOY-]
Siblings: none
Parents: unknown
About Bad:
Bad loves to bake muffins for Skeppy when Skeppy is having a bad day or just for fun. Bad also loves to just cuddle Skeppy untill he falls asleep or Skeppy falls asleep. He has trust issues, anxiety and ADHD. [There's not much about Bad TwT]
He speaks English, demon and wither.

[A/N ALREADY AT 508 WORDS DAYUMN]

Philza:
Name: Philza Minecraft
Age: 38 [its just simplified for his age alr T-T, also I feel the most comfortable using his age to be around 30-40 ish]
Gender/pronounce: he/him
Sexuality: Straight allay
Relationships: ♡Kristin♡
Siblings: none
Parents: unknown
About Phil:
Phil is the father of Techno, Wilbur and Tommy, but is, of course, a father figure to many of the SMP members.
Phil was not that good of a father in the past but he is trying his best now to be a better father to his [grown up] children. He is a crow hyrbid/elytrian with giant grey wings. Fear of hurting people badly, trauma, slight social anxiety.  Phil speaks English, crow, enchantmenttable and piglin [Techno taught him].

Kristin Minecraft:
Name: Kristin Minecraft
Age: about the same as Phil [but she is old-  around Phils age in oldness- lol]
Gender/pronounce: she/her
Sexuality: Straight allay
Relationships: ♡Phil♡
Siblings: DreamXD and GeorgeHD
Parents: unknown
About Kristin:
Kristin is almost always traveling so she's barely at home but when she is the entire SBI spends time with her and she is lived by all. Kristin lives Nikis cookies and bakeries.she is the goddess of death and she is the one responsible of holding Limbo in one piece. She has a massive fear of loosing her family [she was devastated when she saw Wilbur and Tommy in Limbo] and she can speak English, crow, dove and enchantment.


Technoblade:
Name: Technoblade Minecraft
Age: 28
Gender/pronounce: He/ae/it
Sexuality: AroAce
Relationships: none
Siblings: Wilbur [Technos the older twin] and Tommy
Parents: Phil and Kristin
About Techno:
Technos voices mostly chant for blood but when they don't, the really just act like Technos chat. They chant "E" and stuff like that, just being silly guys. [Also the voices will be in this book and they will be "like this"]. Techno has a fear of hurting his loved ones, mostly Phil. He is a piglin hyrbid and has a fascination over gold [ofc] and he randomly gives his family and close friends gold jewlery, it can be a necklace or just a gold charm. Techno had anxiety and Slight anger issues.  He speaks English, piglin and hoglin [for some reason.]

Wilbur soot:
Name: Wilbur Soot Minecraft
Age: 28 [about three minutes younger then Techno]
Gender/pronounce: he/they
Sexuality: Bisexual but preffers men [guess who-]
Relationships: none [complete forshadowing ngl-][this bish got a MASSIVE crush on Q]
Siblings: Techno and Tommy
Parents: Phil and Kristin
About Wilbur:
Wilbur plays guitar sometimes when he gets the time and he mostly plays on what he feels, so sad, angry, happy, confused etc. Wilbur hair is a dark chocolate brown with the iconic white streak. His hair is also very messy.
Wilbur mostly only wears his old yellow sweater with a pair of black ripped jeans with some cool boots [that has a small heel because he kinda fruity], his "iconic" brown trenchcoat and his beanie. He needs glasses so he can fucking see. He smokes, being revived makes you immune to toxic smoke and gas like cigarette smoke [MY AU-]. He has a giant scar on his chest from where Phil stabbed him and he has stitches all over his body, he also had his iconic white hair streak.  One of his eyes permanently faintly glow red whilst the other eye is his normal chocolate brown that flashes red when he gets to excited or angry/irritated. He has anxiety, he still kinda sh, insecure about what he looks like sometimes and he is scared of loosing is loved ones.  He is a phantom hyrbid but never really shows it, he hides his wings [the wings he has oit on the picture are kinda like fake/decoy wings, they aren't fully real but they look real if you get what I mean lol] and other features and his beanie has an enchantment that keeps him from burning from the sun.  He speaks English, phantom and German.[Niki taught him for fun]

Tommyinnit:
Name: Tommy Innit Minecraft
Age: 17
Gender/pronounce: He/him
Sexuality: aroace [but still makes sex jokes and jokes about having all the women. Lmao]
Relationships: none
Siblings: Techno and Wilby
Parents: Phil and Kristin
About Tommy:
Tommy is an avian and has small little white wings on his back. He can't really fly but he can glide [✨️With style✨️- ok stop-] and he takes less fall damage. He has a knitted sweater made from Friends wool. Tommy has adopted Shroud and Shroud is 5. He does have a pair of red horns from his revival and of course a white streak in his hair. Tommy is slightly jealous of Ranboo because he has "taken" Tubbo away from him but they are still good friends. Tommy has anxiety, ADHD, social anxiety, mild depression, he sh and he has a fear of loosing his loved one's.  He speaks English and bird.

Tubbo:
Name: Tubbo Underscore WasTaken
Age: 17
Gender/pronounce: He/Ram/Bee
Sexuality: Gay, asexual
Relationships: ♡Ranboo♡ [PLATONIC, STRICTLY PLATONIC]
Siblings: Dream and Foolish
Parents: Puffy and Jschlatt
About Tubbo:
Tubbos left eye where his scar is has a yellow colour with a hazard symbol in it and that eye faintly glows in the dark and it glows more when and after he is working with his nukes. Tubbo got married "because of tax reasons" but actually liked Ranboo a little bit [NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY JUST PLATONIC] and he actually enjoyed being married to Ranboo. He and Ranboo adopted Micheal [Micheal is 6] after Ranboo found him in the nether and Micheal has been learning how to read, write and speak English by Phil and Ranboo.
Tubbos ram horns curl once and on one of his horns he has the marriage ring.  When Tommy died Tubbo refused to believe it for over two months but then gave up on denying it but when Tommy was revived Tubbo literally jumped on him in a hug. Tubbo has anxiety, trauma, ADHD, trust issues, has a fear of loosing his loved ones and loud noises like fireworks. He speaks English, Goat/Ram, a small bit of enderman [Ranboo] and small bit of totem [Foolish].

Ranboo:
Name: Ranboo Beloved WasTaken [after marriage he got Tubbos last name]
Age: 17
Gender/pronounce: they/he/ender
Sexuality: Gay and asexual
Relationships: ♡Tubbo♡
Siblings: none
Parents: Enderman and ghast [MY AU]
About Ranboo:
Ranboo likes to get his hair braided by Tubbo and it often calms them down. Ender also likes Tubbo [PLATONIC
, I SWEAR-] and also enjoyed getting married to Tubbo. And he also loves his son Micheal. When he has a panic attack they often forget about things like who Tubbo and Micheal is and etc. So Tubbo either brings ender his book for him to read or Tubbo explains by himself. Ender has anxiety, memory issues, trust issues, social anxiety and has a fear of loosing close ones and fear of being alone for too long.  He can speak English, ender, ghast and Japanese [for some reason he remembers that shit. And considering you need to know atleast 20 000 symbols to read the FUCKING NEWS PAPER. Idk hiw he do that but I'm amazed].

Quackity:
Name: Alex Quackity NotFound
Age:21
Gender/pronounce: he/duck
Sexuality: Pansexual
Relationships: not yet 😏
Siblings: George and Eret
Parents: Herobrine
About Quackity:
Quackity is a duck hybrid and has a pair of yellow small wings on his back. He does take care of them but they are not useful in the slightest because they are too small to fly with. Quackity is happy that he left Sapnap and Karl. And he may [defenitely] has a crush on Wilbur. He created Las Nevadas as a revenge on Sapnap and Karl for starting a whole kingdom behind his back. He has trauma, anxiety, touch starved, fear of loosing people and fear if very loud noises. He can speak English, Spanish and a little bit of totem.

Charlie Slimecicle:
Name: Charlie Slimecicle
Age: 500+ but appears as around his mid twenties.
Gender/pronounce: He/Slime/it
Sexuality: aroace
Relationships: Best friend with Quackity.
Siblings: none
Parents:unknown
About Charlie:
Charlie has been living in the ground for most of his life and when he was in a hole and Q found him was the first time in years he had seen the sun light. Slime calls people by their name and where they are from because he was taught to address people formally by using a person's name and where they live. He loves to hang around with Q and just talk. He only has ADHD.
He can speak English and slime.

Fundy:
Name: Fundy Minecraft/Soot
Age: 16
Gender/pronounce: He/It [trans OwO]
Sexuality: aroace
Relationships: none
Siblings: none
Parents: Wilbur and Sally [in my AU Sally was a bitch-]
About Fundy:
Fundy is a fox hyrbid and he's trans.
He was adopted by Wilbur and Sally when he was eight and Wilbur was 20, Sally was 19. Fundy is trying to forgive Wilbur for all he did but had some trouble doing so. Fundy has a tail and fox ears [ofc] and his eyesight and smell is almost as good as a real fox. He has anxiety, socal anxiety, trust issues and he has a fear of people yelling at him.
He can speak English, fox and German [Niki taught him].

Niki Nihachu:
Name: Niki Nihachu
Age: 20
Gender/pronounce: She/her
Sexuality: Bisexual but preffers women
Relationships: none
Siblings: none
Parents: unknown
About Niki:
Niki loves to bake for her friends and their pets [she can bake dog and cat friendly chocolate] and she loves to listen to music and she lives to listen to when Wilbur plays the guitar. She has her own bakery in L'Manberg and Bad usually comes by to order muffins for him and Skeppy.  She has trust issues and she is scared of loosing her friends and she has trypophobia. She is also a good medic. And she's a siren hybrid so she goes swimming sometimes to not suffocate.
She can speak English, siren and German.

Sally Salmon:
All you need to know is that She was a bitch and she's dead because Wilbur killed her because he hated her. >:]
[Thus bish don't deserve a pic of her lol]
[A/N, already at 2000 and more words dayumn]


Eret:
Name: Eret NotFound
Age: 27
Gender/pronounce: he/she/they
Sexuality: Bisexual
Relationships: none
Siblings: George and Q
Parents: Herobrine
About Eret:
Eret wears sunglasses for the same reason as George. Their eyes can't handle to bright light. Eret is a king and her Cape is the Bi flag. Their crown has jewels set in a rainbow order.  Eret has trust issues and she has a fear of loosing his family. Eret is the closest to be like Herobrine out of him and George.
They can speak English, slight Spanish, enchantment, ghast and ender.

Foolish:
Name: Foolish WasTaken
Age: 300+ [but looks like he's in his mid twenties]
Gender/pronounce: he/totem/they
Sexuality: pansexual
Relationships: none
Siblings: Dream and Tubbo
Parents: Puffy and Jschlatt
About Foolish:
Foolish is the oldest of his Siblings but also the one adopted. He is a totem of undying hybrid and he is a demi-god. They are very close to Kristin and Phil.
Totem likes to hang out with Ranboo, Tubbo and Tommy.  He has ADHD and he is scared of spiders and he has megalophobia [google it, I'm to late to explain if you don't know-]. He can speak English, totem and ender.

Sam:
Name: Sam
Age: 29
Gender/pronounce: He/it
Sexuality: Bisexual but preffers men
Relationships: ♡Ponk♡
Siblings: none
Parents: unknown
About Sam:
Sam is a creeper hyrbid and he emits small explosions from his hands when he's stressed, angry or irritated, he can fully explode like a real creeper but he will be unconsciousfor some hours depending on how big the explotion was. His gas mask filters the smoke comming from his mouth when he's angry into non-toxic gas. He regrets literally cutting Ponks left arm off and Ponk forgave him because Ponk knew Sam was forced to [My AU]. It has slight social anxiety, trust issues and he has a fear of loosing its lived ones.  He can speak English, creeper and enchantment.

Ponk:
Name: Ponk
Age: 26
Gender/pronounce: he/him
Sexuality: Gay
Relationships: ♡Sam♡
Siblings: none
Parents: unknown
About Ponk:
Ponk fully forgives Sam for cutting his arm off and Sam built Ponk a prostetic arm that is fully functional. Ponk loves lemons and often bakes lemon pies.
He is scared of fire and he has trypophobia.  He can speak English and creeper because Sam taught him.

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Hi! This is the first chapter, BUT, not the first official chapter because this chapter is just an easy explanation about my AU. If you want longer headcanons for the characters, please DM me or write in the comments on the story and if enough people say I should, I will make chapters about the characters in better detail :]

I will add trigger warnings at the beginning of every chapter :]

I hope you read the other chapters when they come out, wich will take a long whole because my undiagnosed ADHD always decides to make me unfocused when I get to important parts so it might take a while for a chapter to come out, but I'll try my best! Also, I'm not thr best at writing so if there's something I can improve, please tell me and I'll improve it in the next chapter :]

Have a good morning/night/evening/afternoon !!

A/N: 2854 words!! Including this entire sentence :]

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