Aru Shah Incorrect Quotes/ Me...

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Time!
The unborn
The police
How are you alive?
Idiot
Genius
Vacuum Cleaners
Ten
Ocean
Hope is a thing with feathers
I don't want to see you!
It works!
The two kinds of people.
BEAUTIFUL!
Hero!
Reading
pEaCeFuL
Flowers
Late
Revenge
M&Ms
Heels
Nick-Names
Something's wrong
Comfort
Aru, no
Hit Nikki
High Fives
Save me.
dOmInAnCe
Training
Mulan!
I ain't professional buddy.
Flavors
Chicken Nuggets
Popcorn
Bestest
Pull
Wood
fIrE
sHiRt
dAnCe
C
hUg!
I'm sorry!
Battle Plan
Poison
Milk
hIbErNaTiNg
Life
LoOoOovVvVeEeE
Sarcasm
Milky!
Queenn
Save them..
Join in!
Why do you?
wHo nEeDs a pLaN?
Loss of words!
Hopeful
wHy?
* clap clap*
Mistakes
Cupcake!
DR. Mini
Escape Room
Running
Chicken
Aru's a fangirl!
CROSSOVER!!
Cookies!
Indian moms *shakes head*
Cursing!
Hair Problems
Therapy!
Perfect!
Please!
Le sight
Good to know Aru cares....
Pigs!
Dogs to giraffes
Flower!
The carpet
All hail Queen Mini!
Control
I love beef ovens!
bReAkFaSt!
The neck
Oreo Swedish Fish!
You're still here
TikTok
AK
Blame
Contractions
200%
Sleep
So.... How's Life?
Love of my life!
The Ukalaili... (How do you actually spell it?)
III WAAANNTT IIITTTT THHHAAATTT WWWAAYYYY!
It's a Monday
Mood!
Bigger problems
Imagine....
Death and Harry Potter
8 hours
Sorry!
Turkey!
Fun!
Water
..........fRaNk
Fav!
Serial Killer!
Hello...
Red
fInE
You WHAT?
No. Just No.
Subtext
-rogen
Wednesday
You could have said nO
Diets
Turkey
Claustrophobic
-ie
Muuurrrdderrr..... DUNNNN DUNNN DUUUUUUUNNNNN
On the top of my head-
HOPE!
Air!
Lion king!
Reeevveeennnggeee
A hobby
Yes...
Water
GO UP!
dIe
mINi
cOmPeTiTion!
Confident
Good night!
Fell from Heaven
DARTH VADER!
Milk!
Life
cHiLlInG
Fire!
Awwww!
Frogie!
bOtH, oF cOuRsE!
bEaUtiFul!
Pi.
DiE
sElf eSteEm
wOW
hUmAN
GURL
cOnTacTs
sOuP
iDiOcY!
ARUDEN4LIFE!
America!
RAP
Wot?
Lemons
Chemistry..
I've searched...
Moves
Answers!
Homework
We Won!
BFFS
BUURRNNN!
No.
Money!
Moody!
A
3
What the-
2 AM
Brownies!
cAkE
Umm.. No
Tuesday!
Look!
Sibling relationships..
pOkE
Selection!
Stop, please, Stop..
Personality
Hoodies!
Woter!
Roasts
Lifehacking
Ohhiioo!
Cookies!
Frozen 2!
Queen!
Fishies!

Zero!

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Teacher: And what have you learned in math class today?

Aru: That zero is a portal between negative and positive numbers.

Teacher:

Teacher: Okay...

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