Aiden: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Mini: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Rudy: In your pantry!
Aiden: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Mini: Is your friend here?
Aiden, motioning to Aru: Yeah.
Mini, to Aru: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Brynne: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Brynne: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Brynne: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Brynne, to Mini and Rudy: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Mini: YAAAAAAAAY!
Rudy: THE PRESTIGE!