"Ok, The next file is ready to go." Zero said as The File finished.
ACCESSING SCP FILES
ACCESSING COMPLETE FILE FOUND
OPENING FILE SCP-294 The Coffee Machine.
"The coffee machine? Well, this should be interesting." Everyone thought, Not even surprised by its name considering they have Seen Simple anomalies have great powers. So they were wondering What made this coffee machine so special.
"Item #: SCP-294
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: There are no standard special containment procedures on file for Item SCP-294. However, only personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to interact with it. SCP-294 is currently being stored in the 2nd floor personnel break room and is monitored by two guards of security clearance level 3 at all times."
"So it's stored in the Break room?" Nezu asked.
"Yes, since Scp 294 Doesn't have any Chance to escape, no Containment procedures are Necessary."
Zero Explained.
"Interesting." Nezu thought.
"Description: Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY keyboard. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated is poured."
The file showed an Image of a giant Coffee machine, the ones that you see in Break rooms in large Company's
"It just looks like a normal Coffee Machine." Momona said.
"Momona, have you not seen the Things this Foundation has locked up? Just because it looks normal, it doesn't mean it is normal." Kendo said.
"All I'm Wondering is why Does a Coffee Machine need a Keyboard? I mean, it's a coffee machine, so obviously we would be getting coffee." Denki said.
"You all will see why soon enough." Zero said.
"Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed (including requests for water, coffee, beer, and soda, non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil, as well as substances that do not usually exist in liquid state, such as nitrogen, iron and glass) and each one returned a success. Test runs with solid materials such as diamond have failed, however, as it appears that SCP-294 can only deliver substances that can exist in liquid state."
Everyone was Amazed by this Scp's ability.
"Amazing! So this Coffee machine can Deliver Anything that has a Liquid state?"
"Yes, Scp 294 can Deliver anything That has a Luquid state. Anything else that doesn't, it can't Deliver."
"Fascinating! What an amazing machine!" Nezu said Fascinated.
"Omg! Pls tell me more!" Mei shouted excellently.
Deku started writing that down.
"So this Coffee machine can only Deliver items that have a Liquid form..." he Thought to Himself.
"It is of note that after approximately fifty uses, the machine would not respond to further requests. After a period of approximately 90 minutes, the machine seemed to have restocked itself. It is also interesting to note that many caustic liquids that would have eaten through a normal paper cup seemed to have no effect on the cups dispensed by the machine.
Testing is ongoing. As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture. Following incident 294-01, guards were stationed at the item and a security clearance became necessary to interact with it."
"So the Cup is Strong Enough to withstand any Liquid? Interesting." Nezu thought.
"But I don't Understand." Deku said. "If it has no chance to escape, then why is it Consider a difficult Scp to contain?"
"You all will see why right now."
Zero said.
"Document SCP-294a (regarding incident 294-01): On August 21, 2005, Agent Joseph ██████ attempted to use Item SCP-294 to obtain coffee during his allotted break time at 9:30 AM. At the request of Agent █████ █████████ "to see what it would do", ██████ requested "a cup of Joe" from the item. Moments after confirming the selection, Agent Joseph ██████ began to sweat profusely and complained of dizziness before collapsing."
Everyone was stunned to this.
"Wait, what happened? Why did he collapse?" Deku asked, but his question would soon be answered.
"After moving the unconscious agent to the infirmary, the medical team recovered the contents of the cup dispensed by Item SCP-294: a combination of blood, tissue, and other bodily fluids. Testing revealed the DNA sequence of the biological material dispensed by SCP-294 matched that of Agent ██████."
Everyone Immediately felt sick Hearing that.
"Omg! How did that happened?!" Mina asked Disgusted.
"Yeah! did that Coffee machines steal all of that from the Agent?!"
Denki said.
"Unfortunately, Yes, you all will see why in a minute." Zero said.
"Agent ██████ made a complete recovery after four weeks of rest and intravenous hydration. X-rays and CAT scans showed no further signs of injury, and ██████ was released. Both agents were reprimanded. Additional security measures for SCP-294 have been recommended.
Addendum [SCP-294f]: After reviewing documentation on SCP-294, ███████████ suggested testing SCP-294's ability to 'retrieve' specific liquids from a distance."
Deku started writing that down.
"So the Coffee machine doesn't actually Create its own Liquid..."
he Thought.
"Addendum [SCP-294h]: With the overseeing of O5-[DATA EXPUNGED] "a cup of SCP-075's secretion" was used as input. The product was proven to be the requested liquid and the cup was able to successfully contain the material. However, the report for incident 075-07 was acknowledged 2 hours after the test (See Addendum [SCP-075m]). A containment procedure breach had occurred exactly the same time this test was taking place, waking SCP-075 to its active stage. It was able to secrete an amount of basic solution equal to the capacity of a coffee cup before emergency containment procedure was applied and it was rendered passive. The liquid was not found in the post-incident investigation.
Addendum [SCP-294i]: Researcher punched in request for "cup of gold". The machine dispensed a cup of molten gold. Researcher requested similar precious materials with the same result.
Addendum [SCP-294j]: Researcher punched in (from a safe range) request for "cup of anti-water". The machine hummed briefly, then displayed "OUT OF RANGE" on entry pad. It is theorized that SCP-294 has a limited range of collection, and cannot reach into alternate universes/dimensions."
"Mhm...interesting." Nezu thought.
"Addendum [SCP-294m]: Testing for range of SCP-294's capacity for retrieval has been initiated. A unique compound has been formulated, composed of undisclosed ratios of ███████ brand bleach, █████ ██ ███ █ brand cola, MET-RX powder, and Garam masala. The fluid was created and placed in a sealed container 25 meters away from SCP 294. When requested, the fluid was dispensed. An equal amount of the mixture was no longer present in its original container.
Addendum [SCP-294o-01]: Researcher ███ ██████, under observation of Level 4 personnel, keyed in a request of "the best drink I've ever had". SCP-294 dispensed a fluid similar in appearance to cola. The researcher identified it as a mixed drink he recalls having at a bar during his bachelor party, and was convinced it was "the best drink". ██████ did not know what ingredients were in the drink besides rum and cola. Further tests are scheduled to ascertain how SCP-294 gathers information."
Everyone was Amazed by this.
"Wait, how did that coffee machine know what that researchers favorite Drink was?" Iida asked Amazed.
"Well, you see, further tests on the machine Have shown that not only Is Scp 294 sentient, but also intelligent, Since it could read memories that people don't even remember they still had." Zero Explained.
Everyone was completely Dumbfound. They all thought that this Scp was just a mindless machine, but it has shown that It's not only sentient but also intelligent, Having the power to read minds.
"Omg! What an incredible Machine! Please tell me more!" Mei shouted, Wanting to know more about this Sentient Machine.
Meanwhile Deku started writing that down. "So this Coffee machine Is not only Sentient but also Intelligent..."
he Thought to Himself.
"Addendum [SCP-294o-01a]: Under the same conditions, Agent ████████ "the best drink I've ever had". SCP-294 delivered a dark fluid topped with white foam which was later identified as Vienna lager. The cup was printed with a color picture of five (5) men and two (2) women drinking beer on the beach; ████████ was one of them. In his briefing, Agent ████████ confirmed that his favorite drink ever was a Vienna lager he consumed at the beach with his friends. It has now been confirmed that SCP-294 has the ability to directly gather information from someone's mind in order to comply with the given conditions.
Addendum [SCP-294q-01]: Subject keyed "the perfect drink." The machine dispensed a cup containing an odorless lavender liquid. After drinking the liquid, subject appeared to go into shock. Subject later committed suicide, leaving a note which read "I'm sorry, but at this point everything's just one big letdown." Requesting such a drink again is highly discouraged. None of the components of the drink have yet been identified."
Everyone was Shocked to hear this.
"Wait, so that drink was so good that he killed himself?" Denki asked.
"Yes, and that's another reason why we Classified this Scp as Euclid. Since it could be accidentally dangerous. So that's why typing in that is Strictly forbidden." Zero Explained.
"Good to know." Mina said.
Deku started writing that down
"Note to self, do not type the Perfect drink into the machine..."
he Thought.
"Addendum [SCP-294t-01]: Subject keyed in "something Cassy will like". The device was heard to hum for about three seconds, before dispensing an empty cup. Printed on the side of the cup was an image of a traditional soda fountain glass, filled with something brown, and topped with whipped cream. Upon introduction to SCP-085, it was identified by her as a chocolate banana milkshake and judged 'delicious'.
Addendum [SCP-294w]: Researcher keyed in request for "a cup of music". SCP-294 produced a clear, sparkling fluid that tasted vaguely alcoholic. Following ingestion, subject reported "feeling" and not hearing, a continuous rhythm, and demonstrated the ability to move and even dance with a certain fluidity that he had not previously shown. Testing on other abstract concepts is continuing."
Everyone was Shocked by this information.
"Did that Coffee machine seriously turn something like Music into a drink?" Denki asked.
"Yes, But that's not all." Zero said.
"Addendum [SCP-294ab]: During a mass security breach, Agent ██████ requested "a cup of pertinent medical knowledge" while taking shelter inside the second floor break room. Of the four agents in the room, Agent ██████ was the only one who was not injured. SCP-294 poured a cup of clear green liquid. Following the ingestion of this substance, Agent ██████ began mending the other agents' wounds in a manner consistent with Foundation medical training. Agent ██████ no longer has the medical training that the liquid provided and other attempts to recreate the effect have failed. The agent has speculated that this event was an emergency measure taken by the object to ensure self-preservation.
Addendum [SCP-294ac]: Dr.████████ requested "my life story" from SCP-294; SCP-294 made humming noises and shook violently for approximately 3 minutes before providing a highly viscous, opaque black liquid. Upon consumption, Dr.████████ reported that he remembered everything that had ever happened to him. Following this test, Dr.████████ entered his office and returned 48 hours later with a 538-page autobiography."
Everyone was Fascinated that this simple coffee machine was able to turn something that doesn't physically exist into a natural drink.
"Fascinating! What an incredible piece of machinery!" Nezu said, Fascinated with the Coffee machine.
"Huh, I have to admit I'm impressed with the things I can do." Aizawa said.
"I gotta say, whoever made this had to be a genius!" Mic said.
"Addendum [SCP-294ad]: Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase "surprise me". Device produced an opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been heated to approximately 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius."
"Wow, talk about a surprise."
Ms.joke said Jokefully.
"I know right? Not only does this test show that 294 is not only sentient, it has a sense of humor that being a quite rude one." Zero said.
"Addendum [SCP-294aj]: Dr. Menchu produced request for "cup of D-151839's leukemia", and received a cup of fluid; the fluid was microscopically examined and found to contain leukemic blast cells, which were a genetic match to D-151839."
"Wait That coffee machine turned someone's leukemia into a drink?" Midnight said.
"Pretty much." Zero said.
"Wow, this Coffee machine can really turn anything into a drink."
Mina said.
"A second request for "cup of D-151839's leukemia" resulted in an "OUT OF RANGE" error. D-151839 was subsequently found to be free of leukemia; however, within 15 days, the leukemia had recurred.
[ Other SCP-294 experiments are currently awaiting approval. ]"
When the video ended Zero turned to Everyone.
"So what do you all Think?" He said.
"I have to say that has to be the most incredible piece of machinery I have ever seen!" Nezu said.
"Agreed, Whoever made that Coffee machine had to be a very intelligent person." Almight said.
"I'm just impressed That was able to turn stuff That doesn't physically exist into a drink." Mic said.
"Yes, Yes, 294 truly is an impressive machine. And is something that's got everyone in the foundation curious about what it can dispense and what it can not." Zero said. "But believe it or not there is another anomalous machine that's even More impressive than this one. but will get to that one later, for right now, I want to show you all an anomaly that has got to be one of the most dangerous ones so far."
Everyone Immediately felt uneasy at that. Because since they seen many dangerous and powerful Scp's in that facility So they didn't really want to know what made this next Anomaly so dangerous, but still, they turned back to the screen to continue watching.
"Alright, on to the next one." Zero said as The File started Uploading.