Aru Shah Incorrect Quotes/Mem...

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Hi Y'all
What is wrong with you Shah?
Childhood memories...... *Wipes Fake tears*
The geckos-
Aruden!
aN aLtErNaTiVe fAcT
There it is.
Fears
SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF DEATH, LOOK UPON HER AND DESPAIR
Someone's overprotective of their Oreos-
Who's yours?
The snake of bread.
Toxification (Not a real word, but who cares?)
Rudy Rocks!
Author's Note.
sLeEp
Holiday spirit!
rEcOrDeR
Sleep....... Again
sIx
The race that killed Aru
Cake!
Two messes
Lunch troubles
Aru broke her leg, by the way.
fUn!
Mistle-
fReNdShIp!
Wenesday
Ghost!
Sentences
I lava you!
Be Yourself
So, no?
Soda and Apple juice
Rules
Whats up?
Cops!
I speak many languages
How dare you?!?!
Chairs
Two words
sAniTiZe
Everything is going to be fi-
Constructive Criticism
Da best twins!
Nikki's Message
Boo! (Get it?)
Never honk at Brynne
Sanity
aDoRaBlE!
The club!
Stupidity.
Loose Cannon
sMoRt
Scars
Mini: Why did I ask?
Updog
Bye!
The coffee maker.
I don't know why!
Laundry
'Tis important!
Moi?
Two straws!
SAVAGE!
Heaven? No!
Nikki's funeral
Fears, again.
Murder...... DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNN
Phone numbers
Tubberware
...No.
Story!
Rudy Rocks, again!
Fear me
Oreo!
IDK, ILY, TTYL
Saaay iiittttt
Cuuuttteee
Ghooosssttt!
My permit.
Halloween Spirit!
Why are you tired?
Cheap!
Mocking
I told you so!
Jail
Anyone d-
Looking left, right, up, and down.
'Eat it'
Stabbed with a knife
Hide and Seek
Horror Movies
Friends
Olive Garden
Yearbooks.....
What is wrong with you?
Robots.
Take out
Homework
Plan E
Rich!
Hello, people!
No.
I can explain!
Skeletons!
Absolutely Not.
Muggy
You're Right
Relationship
Is it me?
We're missing something
Woootttt?
Money to see people?
Nachos
A headache!
WAIT, WHAT!?!?!!
Play Dumb!
We have Aru
Marshmallows!
Cakeeeeee
It's for Mini
Mood
Self Care
Too short
Good person
Type
Divorce
Bad vibes
Creative
Wrapper
Paints
Bug ghosts!
What the-
Dark.
I-
What did the ocean say to the other?
HI~
Pregnant!
Drowning.
Why-
Deal
Somebody once told me-
bEaUtIfUl!
Window
Ceilings.
Cats!
ARUDEN!!
Lying
Peace out
Depressing
Drink
Aru's Birthday
Optimistic
It's true though!
Movie night!
Staples!
Poppy
Tea!
FOUR MONTHS!
....That's it.
Wine
Dude!
Murder
Swing set
Sad....
Dead
Help me!
Continue, please.
Ands & Ors
Walmart
Be-cause
Daughter
Soul
Snake Clowns
Sit!
One year!
Boyfriend?
Boyfriend Material. (It's different!)
Tall
10
Proposing
tRoUbLe
Overreacting Aiden
Babysitting is hard.
You're not special

The gossip party

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*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*

Brynne: So how do you know the host?

Mini: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.

Nikki: That DOG!

Aiden: I pulled them over for money laundering.

Sheela: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.

Aru: They stole a baconator!

Nikki: That DOG!

Brynne: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!

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