It was 6:55 a.m. in Pop Village.
The BroZone brothers were just lounging around grandma's kitchen bored with barely anything to do.
Floyd was on a chair with Bitty B in his lap, the both of them asleep with their heads against the table. John Dory was just sitting around.
Spruce and Clay had found out what Rosiepuff's passcode was to enter her computer and managed to open up her social media.
Spruce: Who is this lady?
Dory leaned in to look at the screen.
JD: That's one of her friends, Molly.
Clay: NOT THAT ANNOYING GIRL WHO HAS A VOICE LIKE A KID!!!
Spruce: How old is she?
JD: Like, thirty or something.
Spruce: WHAT!? I THOUGHT SHE WAS SEVENTEEN! BeCaUsE sHe LoOkS sO bEaUtIfUl...
Clay: Spruce 😑.
Spruce: What?
Clay: Nevermind.
They clicked out of her social media and kept scrolling.
...
...
Spruce: AHA!!! THIS IS HER DATING APP!!! 😃😈
JD: SPRUCE DON'T—
He already clicked on it and started scrolling.
Spruce: OOOOOOOOOOO look at tHiS gIrL... 😍
JD: SPRUCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THAT!!!
Spruce: Violet hair and green eyes, and her skin color matches ours. JUST LOOK AT HER GUYS!
Floyd and Baby Branch stirred from their sleep.
Floyd: What's going on now???
Spruce: I found this sixteen-year-old troll on grandma's dating app AND SHE'S SO PRETTY!!!
Floyd: 😧😧😧
Bitty B started cooing and giggling.
Clay: SCROLL FOR MORE, SPRUCE! 😆😆😆
Floyd: NO, STOP—
JD: BITTY B, STOP THEM!
Branch just sat there and smiled at him with cute eyes.
Branch: NAW! 😃👎🏼
JD: .__________. Nevermind then. BUT GUYS REALLY, STOP MESSING WITH GRANDMA'S STUFF WHILE SHE'S STILL ASLEEP!
He tried to grab the computer, but Clay smacked his hand.
JD: HEYYYYYYY!!!
Clay: WHAT YOU GET!!! 😝😝😝
John Dory, Spruce, and Clay started wrestling each other and throwing each other around.
JD: GIMME THE COMPUTER!!!
Spruce: NEVER!!!
Clay: YEAH, DORY, LISTEN TO THE GRAPE-HAIRED BRO!!!
Spruce: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!? 😡😡😡
Spruce and Clay started fighting again.
Floyd: Quick! Turn the computer off!
He and John Dory were trying to find the shut-down button...
...when suddenly Rosiepuff walked downstairs.
Rosiepuff: Boys, I have good news! There's a new movie coming to theaters today...
Spruce: *whispers to Clay* Stop fighting, it's grandma! 😧
The two of them dashed underneath the table before she saw them.
Leaving Floyd and John Dory in front of the computer.
Rosiepuff: Floyd and John Dory, why are you two on my brand-new computer!?
Spruce and Clay, listening to them quietly underneath the table, covered their mouths as they giggled so they wouldn't hear them.
Floyd: IT WASN'T US--
JD: WE WERE TRYNA STOP OUR BROTHERS FROM--
Rosiepuff: What are you guys on anyways?
She walked over to look at the screen.
Rosiepuff: What... YOU TWO OPENED MY DATING APP!? 😡😡😡
Floyd: NO--
Branch was on the counter with them watching and held both his thumbs up to grandma.
Rosiepuff: Branch says you guys were doing it, and I believe him because he's not a liar.
JD: BUT HE'S A BABY--
Rosiepuff: It doesn't matter. He's still honest.
Floyd: I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IT WAS SPRUCE--
Rosiepuff: Floyd and Dory, you two are grounded for fifteen minutes. Upstairs now!
Floyd: BUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!😩😩😩
JD: GRANDMA THIS HONESTLY ISN'T HOW IT STARTED WE PROMISE--
Rosiepuff: Just go upstairs, boys. 🤦🏼♀️
They grudgingly stormed upstairs together, whispering complaints to each other.
Clay: *shouting from under the table* THANKS FOR THE HELP, GRANDMA!
Rosiepuff looked around, wondering where the voice came from.
When she looked down Clay and Spruce stretched their hands out.
Rosiepuff: Spruce and Clay? Why are you under the table?
She helped pull them out from under there.
Spruce: Ohhhh, uhh... we got pushed under by Dory! 😁
Clay: YEAH HE PUSHED US UNDER THE TABLE SO WE WOULDN'T STOP HIM FROM HACKING YOUR COMPUTER!
Rosiepuff rushed to the bottom of the stairs and called to them.
Rosiepuff: JOHN DORY YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR TWENTY MINUTES INSTEAD OF FIFTEEN!
JD: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!???
Floyd: WELL AT LEAST I'M FOR ONLY FIFTEEN FOR WATCHING YOU HACK THE COMPUTER, DORY! THANKS, GRANDMA!
Rosiepuff then had second thoughts and turned to Branch.
Rosiepuff: Was Floyd just watching or participating?
Spruce: PARTICIPATING PARTICIPATING THEY W--
Branch: Watch! 😄
Rosiepuff: Floyd you can come downstairs! Branch said you were just watching!
JD: WHA--
Floyd: AHAAHAHAHA, I'M COMING!
The red-haired troll raced down the stairs and immediately gave Branch a tight hug.
Floyd: Thanks for saving my life, Bitty B!
Branch wiggled free and threw his pacifier at Floyd.
Floyd: ... Alright I'll take that shot, I guess.
Branch: Yay! 😄😄😄
Rosiepuff: So boys, I'll share the news with John Dory when his time is up. Do you guys wanna go to the theater today?
Spruce: Uhhh, why?
Rosiepuff: They just released a movie of Branch's favorite TV show, Dancing with the Stars.
Clay: NO NOT THAT SHOW--
Floyd: OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE ORDER TICKETS GRANDMA? IF IT'S OUR BABY BROTHER'S FAVORITE SHOW I'LL WATCH IT WITH HIM! 🥺🙏🏼
Spruce: ... I mean, I've never watched the show so I'll go.
Clay: Do we have to go?
Rosiepuff: If John Dory doesn't wanna go either I'll have him watch you. But if he wants to go you can't stay home alone. You're too young.
Clay: I AM TEN YEARS OLD--
Spruce: OOH, I'm thirteen so I'm old enough to stay home!
Clay: You'd watch me? 😯
Spruce: Nah brother I wanna go. 😁
Clay: ._________________. Fine 😒
Rosiepuff: Let's just wait for Dory to come down.
Twenty minutes later...
JD: GRANDMA BITTY B SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Rosiepuff: Why not? He likes watching dance shows.
JD: It says for ages 10+ grandma. He and Floyd shouldn't watch that yet.
Rosiepuff: That's the audience recommendation.
JD: Oh...
Floyd: Yeah, DORY!
JD: Well, we all like to dance so... I'm in.
Clay: 😧
Rosiepuff: Alright, I'm ordering six tickets right now. It's rated PG, so we're all good to go.
Clay: BUT--
Branch: Yay! 😄
Spruce: What time?
Rosiepuff: Right at noon.
Floyd: WE LEAVE AT 11 O'CLOCK SHARP!!!
Spruce: YEAH!
Rosiepuff: But you all better behave. It's a movie theater.
Spruce: We'll behave, grandma. We promise. 🙏🏼
At 11 o'clock...
Clay: GIMME MY BAG OF POPCORN, JD!!! 😡😡😡
JD: YOU TOOK MINE SO I STOLE YOURS!!!
Clay: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP THEN--
JD: YOU SHUT UP--
Clay: YOU--
JD: YOUUUUUUUUUUU--
Rosiepuff: BOYS! We're at a public theater!
Clay: IT'S MY BUTTER POPCORN!!!
JD: NO IT'S MINE!!!
Spruce: I'm glad I got the kettle instead. 😅
Floyd: Same. You're lucky too, Bitty B.
Branch took a piece of popcorn out of his tiny bag...
...and threw it at Floyd's face.
Floyd: -_____________-
Spruce started dying with laughter.
Spruce: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA IMAGINE A TWO-YEAR-OLD THROWING STUFF AT YOU, FLOYD 😂😂😂
Floyd just rolled his eyes.
Floyd: I really don't care.
Spruce: Good for you. 😆
Branch: Popcown! 😄😄😄
Spruce then wheezed with laughter.
Spruce: DID YOU HEAR WHAT BITTY B JUST SAID~😂😂😂
Floyd: Yeah...? 😐
Spruce: HE SAID POPCORN WITH A "W" 😂😂😂😂😂
Floyd: Wow, very funny. 😅😧
Meanwhile John Dory and Clay were throwing their butter popcorn at each other.
Clay: IT'S MY BAG!!!
JD: I DECLARE IT'S MINE!!!
Rosiepuff: Boys we gotta keep walking. We don't wanna miss our chance of getting the front seats, do we?
They all froze in their positions.
Then they zoomed towards the cinema's entrance.
*Seatings from left to right: Spruce, Clay, JD, Rosiepuff, Floyd, Branch*
Spruce: *whispers to Clay* doesn't that girl look like an old version of Molly?
Clay: SHHHH! Don't let grandma hear that.
Rosiepuff: What?
Spruce and Clay: Nothing. 😁
As Rosiepuff turned her attention back to Bitty B, they continued whispering to each other.
Clay: Eh, I wanna see someone who looks like an adult version of Poppy. That girl is so cute—
Spruce: *whisper-shouts* WHATCHA SAY ABOUT MY BABY GIRL!?😡
They started tackling each other in their seats.
Rosiepuff: Boys, we're at a theater!
Spruce: Sorry grandma.😳😬
Clay: But he pushed me!
Rosiepuff: Just be quiet and enjoy the show. We don't wanna be kicked out, do we?
Clay: ... Actually, I kinda d--
Spruce covered Clay's mouth.
Spruce: We'll try to be quieter from now on. 😁😬
JD: *whispers* GIMME MY POPCORN BAG BACK CLAY!
Clay: Try to get mine then!
The two of them started throwing their popcorn at each other.
Rosiepuff: Boys!
They froze.
Clay: Uhhhh, Floyd started it!
Floyd, who was sitting in between Rosiepuff and Bitty B, gave him the death glare.
Clay: Nevermind. 😧
Floyd: What kind of dress is that girl wearing???
Clay: A Hawaiian dress, you dumby.
Floyd: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME--
Rosiepuff and JD: SHHHHHH!
Floyd: Sorry I couldn't help it. 😿
Back at home...
Rosiepuff was taking a nap.
Clay: THAT WAS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN I THOUGHT! THE CONTESTANTS WHO I WANTED TO WIN WON!
Spruce: The contestants who I wanted to win lost. 😒😑
Branch: WEEEE!!! 😁😁😁
Floyd: I'm just glad we didn't get kicked out.
JD: Same.
Floyd: BUT IT STARTED WITH YOU!
JD: DID NOT!
The two of them started arguing with each other.
Spruce: Come on, Clay. Let's go back to grandma's dating app.
Clay: YEAHYEAHYEAH LET'S DO IT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
A few minutes later...
Spruce: LOOK AT THIS GIRL SHE'S HOT!
Clay: NAW, BRO, THAT GIRL'S HOT!
Rosiepuff then walked down the stairs to check on the boys.
Spruce: THIS GIRL IS HOT--
Clay: NO THIS ONE--
Rosiepuff: Clay and Spruce, why are we talking about girls who are hot?😡
The two of them froze.
Floyd: They were on your dating app again grandma. We told you it wasn't us.
Rosiepuff: ...
Spruce: ...
Clay: ... We're screwed.