Forgetfulness: Lola, I never met such a beautiful woman like you!
Ghost Woman: Thank you, babe!
Forgetfulness: Let's get married on a beach in Hawaii!
Ghost Woman: That would be delightful!
WendyyWolfe: *mocking* Who's your girlfriend, F?
Forgetfulness: Will you leave us alone?
Me: Dude, she's a ghost!
Forgetfulness: I don't care! As long as she and I are happy, that's all that matters! Right, babe?
Ghost Woman: Right, sweetie!
WendyyWolfe: Enough of this nonsense! *chanting* Ena ya no! Ena ya no!
Ghost Woman: No!!!! *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
Forgetfulness: YOU IDIOT!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! *crying*
Me: She was a specter! Why would you want to marry a ghost?
Forgetfulness: *choked sobs* I'm gonna kill you, Wendy! You hear me?!
WendyyWolfe: I like pizza, yes!
Me: Me too!
Forgetfulness: *choked sobs* I hate you! I freaking hate you! I wish you would get bit by a dog!
WendyyWolfe: Hey, hey! Hush up, now! I ain't gonna get bit by a dog! Now, stop that crying!
Forgetfulness: *hawks and spits*
WendyyWolfe: Hey, stop that!
Forgetfulness: *still hawking and spitting in anger*
Me: Cut that out, F!
Forgetfulness: *still hawking and spitting in anger, with tears flowing down*
WendyyWolfe: *beats up F*
Forgetfulness: *getting beat up*
Me: F is disgusting! All over his ghost girlfriend vanishing!
WendyyWolfe: *still beating up F*
Forgetfulness: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Wednesday, June 28th, 2023.
A/N Sorry about your ghost babe, F, but it wasn't meant to be! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.