Gwen: can we talk about Melanie Martinez's music for a second here. Please.
Noah: I hate you all ❤️
Leshawna: Her music is BOMB.
Trent: As another musically talented human, I can clarify ☺️
Owen: she's got lots of songs about food 😋
Courtney: Owen,... those aren't about food... the foods just a symbol...
Geoff: Play Date is the ultimate Duncney song
Courtney: I can and I will sue you.
Duncan: Hey were literally dating
Courtney: *Hey, *we're
Courtney: That does not mean I like you.
Bridgette: That's actually exactly what it means
Heather: Take me out of this right now.
Leshawna: Gladly 😁
Leshawna has kicked Heather and Noah out of the chat
Gwen: U all suck I just wanted to talk abt her music
Lindsey: Where's Tyson?
Tyler: it's Tyler 😔
Duncan: haha lmao
Justin: Ew. Ugly peasants. And Courtney.
Courtney: I appreciate not being called an ugly peasant, but I will put a restraining order on you.
Duncan: I'll mess you up pretty boy
Justin: Ty for the compliment
Beth: Brady doesn't need to know Justin. You should come over.
Justin: I'd rather get acne.
DJ: Hey y'all!
Duncan: Sup my man
Ezekiel: Yo yo yo bros and people with boobs
Eva has kicked Ezekiel out of the chat
Duncan: I don't blame him boobs r gr8
Courtney: stfu
Eva: Shoot now I have to talk
Gwen: says who?
Eva: I still hate you Bridgette
Bridgette: I know.
Eva: TRAITOR!
Geoff: chill out dudette
Eva: do not talk to me
Courtney: I like her. She's got fire.
Bridgette: I thought we were friends
Izzy: I stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse
Duncan: Cool! Can I see
Geoff: I'll take a piece of that action
Katie: Hi Sadie!
Sadie: Hi Katie!
Duncan has kicked Katie and Sadie out of the chat
Duncan: send pics
Izzy: they fell out
Geoff: oh come on! Life sucks!
Bridgette: 👁👄👁
Geoff: just kidding! Tricked ya! Party at my house tonight!
Courtney: it's a Tuesday. Can't you at least wait until Friday?
Gwen: come on Court I'll be there
Trent: I'll bring my guitar!
Duncan: don't
Eva: I never want to see any of you in my life but I can't deny a party invitation
Bridgette: woah hold up who said he was inviting you?
Eva: he sent it to the whole chat idiot
Geoff: you can come!
Bridgette: Geoff! You want her to kill me?!
Courtney: You people give me a migraine.
Geoff: well? Who's coming?
Duncan: I'm in
Courtney: you're sleeping on the couch.
Duncan: sure babe 😉
Cody: I'll go!
Eva: Im coming
Duncan: that's what she said
DJ: I'll come
Bridgette: I kinda live with you
Gwen: I don't have anything better to do
Trent: I'll take you Gwen
Izzy: I'll bring the explosives!
Duncan: HELL YEAH!
DJ: that's dangerous
Owen: I'll come if there's a food table
Justin: y'all are ugly but I like me a party
Beth: mom says I can go!
Courtney: I'm saying this now, I will not drive any wasted person home. You can crash. All the love. (I'm joking.)
Duncan: She's so hot
Gwen: how bout we go around and share your fav Mel song?
Justin: Show and Tell because it's how I be feeling 😣 everyone just uses me because I'm so handsome... it's like I'm on display 😭
Courtney: You look like a freaking fish.
Justin: I know you love me it's ok I'll let it slide
Courtney: 🙄
Beth: I like soap!
Lindsay: what
Tyler: I like class fight cause I'm a baddie 💅
Duncan: 🐓🐔
Tyler: I HATE LIFE
Bridgette: I like drama club cause i just feel it ya vibe?
Geoff: Wheels on the bus cause it's like a party bus!
Owen: CAKE CAUSE I LIKE CAKE!!!
Courtney: I hate you all
Duncan: same lmao
Courtney: Duncan, shut up.
Duncan: k mamas
Leshawna: "Duncan likes to think he's a bad boy but when Courtney was there she basically dragged him around by his eyebrow ring"
Duncan: stfu 🤬🙄
Leshawna: Strawberry shortcake is a piece of art work
Courtney: high school sweethearts
Duncan: I KNEW IT!
Gwen: mines Mad Hatter what's yours Duncan? Trent?
Trent: Teddy Bear.
Duncan: I like play date
Bridgette: SIMP
Duncan: I HATE YOU
Bridgette: that's fine
Eva: I'm gonna have to say Test me
Cody: pacify her
Gwen: for the 100th time Cody I don't like u
Cody: ...
DJ: They're all really dark I don't know... cry baby hits differently
Duncan: love you man but makes sense no homo tho
Geoff: yeah... sorry bro
DJ: it's ok guys!
Harold: maybe training wheels
Duncan: HAHAHA SOFTIE SIMP!
Harold: I NEVER CARVED A GILRS HEAD! OR SLEPT WITH HER PICTURE UNDER MY PILLOW!
Duncan: I hate you so much. And it's Courtney you cannot blame me
DJ: pls be nice 🥺
Izzy: MILK AND COOKIES IS THE CRAP
Geoff: Moca u coming 2 my party?
Courtney: No, I have important things to do.
Duncan: I'm included? 😏
Courtney: You're not 🥰
Gwen: could u maybe not
Cody: I was sitting there. BBQ sauce on my titties.
DJ: Jones, BBQ, and foot massage
Harold: stop saying I look like chicken little. He's dumb and he's a coward and I am not a coward.
Duncan: that is not correct because according to the ensiklapedia of the 👅
Courtney: *encyclopedia 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Trent: you know this boys got his free taco
Leshawna: get to del taco they got a new thing called fre sha vocado.
Owen: SOMEONE SAY TACOS?!?! 😋😋😋😋😋
DJ: me n Geoff are on our way we got KFC just hold on
Courtney: Are you texting and driving?!
DJ: no, Geoffs behind the wheel
Courtney: Thats worse.
Duncan: don't h8 on my home boy shawty
Courtney: You're in real deep. You might want to shut up.
Duncan: yes mamas 😔
Harold: SIMP
Duncan:
S sexy
I intelagint
M magnifecenf
P perfect
Courtney: *intelligent (which you certainly aren't, you couldn't even spell it right) *magnificent (this is just getting ridiculous, go back to school. Seriously)
Harold:
S stupid
I illogical
M mess
P prick
Duncan: I'll snap u like a twig
DJ: stop it u 2
Eva: you're all so lame
Gwen: why don't u leave then? U don't even like any of us
Eva: don't talk to me
Gwen: omg im so scared
Eva: I can throw u to Arizona with a single finger
Gwen: I'd like 2 see u try
Courtney has kicked Eva out of the chat
Bridgette: about time
Justin: Guys guys
Beth: yessss uwu?
Justin: ew not u
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Justin: thx, feel so loved
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Justin: UGH YOU RATS SOMEONE ANSWER ME!
Courtney: Okay.
Courtney has kicked Justin out of the chat
Beth: hey! That was mean! Bring him back!
Courtney has kicked Beth out of the chat
Courtney: Oops, my finger slipped. 🤷♀️
Gwen: I literally love you sm
Courtney: 😘 I love you as much as I love One Direction
Tyler: they arent even a band anymore
Courtney: I can and will legally and physically fight you. Shut your wanna be Troy Bolton butt up.
Duncan: I love that woman
Courtney: I love you too, babe <3
Courtney: shoot
Courtney deleted a message
Duncan: 😏
Courtney: shut your unibrow hammer head shark lookin butt up.
Duncan: that rlly hurt my feelings I'm rlly sad now I'm gonna cry
Courtney: Omg, fine, I'm coming home.
Gwen: aren't you already home
Courtney: No, I was at the gym. Barely got anything done.
Trent: you work out?
Courtney: You think this is natural? Honey, this isn't easy.
Duncan: ya she has abs! Don't change before you leave 😏
Lindsay: Devon and Carrot I didn't need 2 no
Leshawna: The white girls right. Y'all have a personal chat, you know.
Duncan: su It's way to much work
Courtney: Everyone shut up now so I can drive.
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Courtney: Okay, you all may continue your friendly banter.
Gwen: k
Bridgette: so...
Harold: what's the weather like for you all?
Tyler: umm... we all live within an hour of each other...
Harold: leave me alone GOSH
Leshawna: it's ok, baby, he didn't mean any harm
Harold: okay 🥰
Gwen: no ones gonna say it?
Gwen: Duncan?
Gwen: SIMP
Trent: he missed his opportunity
Lindsay: what dos idk mean
Trent: I don't know
Lindsay: who nos
Trent: no. It literally means I don't know.
Lindsay: huh
Trent: I give up
Owen: NEVER GIVE UP! You know that diet I started? I NEVER GAVE UP!
Duncan: yes u did. U came to my house sobbing and raided my fridge...
Owen: COULD YOU LET THAT GO IT WAS ONCE?!
Duncan: Never. I will hold it against u 4ever
Courtney: Couch.
Duncan: what no
Courtney: yes.
Trent: as u should
Gwen: he deserves it
Duncan: whatever you guys suck
Tyler: we don't care
Lindsay: wha
Gwen: we should honestly just take her out
Tyler: what? No dont
Trent: fine but she's kind of irrelevant
Leshawna: that was a bit much
Trent: I didn't mean it like that
Duncan: she cant put me on the couch u guys
Harold: did we ask
Duncan: shut it noodle arms
Courtney: I am not afraid to make your stay on the couch longer. Stop being mean.
Duncan: whatever mamas
Harold: softie Duncan letting his girlfriend control him
Duncan: I'll break you
Gwen: 🍿
Trent: ☕️🫖
Gwen: the tea is PIPING
Trent: watch out for burns
DJ: let's all just tpwk
Lindsay: 🧚♀️
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