Bakugous POV:
"Get the fuck down!!"
Bakugou yells from below a tree
"Hell no, your crazy!!"
Kaminari says, tears making there way down his face
"Dont make me climb up there!!"
Bakugo yells. If this dumbass fat bitch won't get down he will climb up this tree.
"If....If I get down......will you promise not to hurt me?
Kaminari begs
"Fine......"
Bakugo holds back a smirk. God this moron is so gullible. He's the dumbest bitch alive. Kaminari slowly climbs down the tree, breaking a stem. As soon as Kaminari's feet hit the ground...They make eye contact. Bakugo tackles Kaminari on the ground. He then grabs a stick near him and as soon as Bakugo is about to scratch the side of Kaminari's face with the said stick Kaminari grabs the stick from Bakugo's grip and throws it, pushing Bakugo off of him
and starts to run.
"You liar!!"
"Get the fuck back here!!"
"I'm sorry! Just stop chasing me!!"
Kaminari makes his way inside the house, Bakugo right behind him and Kaminari slams his bedroom door shut before Bakugo can get passed.
Baugo bangs on the door as loud as he can three times.
"Open the fucking door!!"
"Stop!"
Kaminari moves his dresser infront of his door, feeling as if he could shit his pants.
"Bakugo please....I can make it up I promise..."
Make it up? How the fuck- Bakugo smirks when he realizes that he can use Kaminari for free drinks.
"Fine.....Buy me another drink.."
"Okay okay....I will, I promise"
Kaminari basically begs for his life...
"Make sure you buy some alcohol and some water...You ever pull that shit again I'll kill your ass"
"Okay...." Kaminari says from the other side of the door, trying to catch his breath. Bakugo walks away from the door and makes his way to his own room, still pissed at the other blonde. Bakugo sighs as he sits down on his bed, feeling a vibration from his phone. He unlocks said phone to see the annoying stranger once more.
"God it almost seems like we're friends now lol"
Bakugo leaves him unread for about 15 minutes.....But as time flies by he finds himself typing 2 letters that satisfies him
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KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-No.
AnnoyingBitch
-Why not Bakubro??
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU STOP CALLING ME BAKUBRO!!
AnnoyingBitch
-LMFAO why are you so mad? I bet you have road rage🤡
Blood was boiling in Katsuki's blood stream...Despite the fact he indeed did have road rage....It made him mad that the stranger knew something about him that no one else did due to the fact nobody feels safe driving in the same car as him.
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
- How about you stfu and drive off a bridge?
AnnoyingBitch
-How about.....We play roblox together?
It was obvious to Katsuki that the stranger wanted to know him more.
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Roblox is fucking boring....Who even plays that shit anymore?
AnnoyingBitch
- Kids play Roblox....Obviously
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
- Omfg.....How old are you?
AnnoyingBitch
- I'm 18.
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Your fucking 18.....And play roblox with 6 year olds?
AnnoyingBitch
-Yuh.....Because everything they say is hilarious
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Wtf you mean...."Everything they say" Their litterly 6....They can't spell for shit? What makes that funny??
AnnoyingBitch
-I was on roblox the other day and two 5 yr olds were arguing about something stupid and one of them said this stupid shit🤦🏽♀️
AnnoyingBitch
-That is so funny to me.....Like how do you mess that up..
Katsuki doesn't even have a reaction.
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Okay....But that's not fucking funny?
AnnoyingBitch
-What do you mean that's hilarious
AnnoyingBitch
-Look at this one💀
Katsuki ends up laughing a little...
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-How does bro not know how to type?
And then proceeds to send the question?💀
AnnoyingBitch
-Ong....Bro look at his Avatar LMAOO
Bakugo doesn't give a fuck about this conversation so instead he sends a picture that could resemble his honest reaction.
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
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AnnoyingBitch
AnnoyingBitch
-OMG
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-What?
AnnoyingBitch
-MY DOG JUST TOOK A SHIT ON MY FLOOR BRO😭😭
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Kill the dog.
AnnoyingBitch
-ARE YOU CRAZY I CANT JUST KILL HER!! SHE HAS HAD A HORRIBLE PAST EXPERIENCE!
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Well if you would follow my instructions you wouldn't have to worry about dog shit being on your floor🤷🏽♀️
AnnoyingBitch
-Having a dog isn't that bad..?
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Please don't tell me you live with your parents?
AnnoyingBitch
-Nah....My parents would kill me if I let a dog poop in their house...So yeah I have my own house
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Did you clean up your dogs shit yet?
AnnoyingBitch
-Almost....it's hard texting and cleaning shit at the same time..
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-STOP TEXTING DUMBASS....IF YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU PLAY IN SHIT I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN.
AnnoyingBitch
-IM NOT PLAYING IN SHIT!!!
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-YOU PROBABLY BATHE IN SHIT
AnnoyingBitch
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
AnnoyingBitch
-Ew....Who the fuck DRINKS dog shit?
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
- You.
AnnoyingBitch
-Are we gonna play Roblox now?
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-No.
AnnoyingBitch
-PLEASEEEEEE......
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-I still don't know who you are...
AnnoyingBitch
-Thought I told you I was 18? That's enough information for me.
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-How do I know your not lying abt your age?
AnnoyingBitch
-Well YOU could possibly be an old woman that wants to get laid...Idk who you are either.
Katsuki laughs at this...
Katsuki turns his camrea on and snaps a photo of his fluffy blonde hair, showing a tiny bit of his forehead before sending it.
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Do you see any gray hair? (NO)
AnnoyingBitch
-Wow your hair looks really fluffy
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
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AnnoyingBitch
-Sorry it just looks fluffy...
AnnoyingBitch
-Is it naturally like that?
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Why do you like my hair so much?
AnnoyingBitch
-Idk I kinda wish my hair was naturally like that.
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-What does your hair look like?....I can't remember
Katsuki waits until he sees a notification from the stranger again. In the meantime he gets up and changes into some bed clothes, pulling his shirt over his head to leave his chest bare. Bakugo stares at himself in the mirror and gains confidence immediately. Bakugo knows he's hot as hell, Compliments? Who the fuck needs those? The moment he hears a notification from his phone he strips from his pants and grabs some baggy sweats that have cats flying in space while holding up the middle finger. He sits on the bed again and picks up his phone.
He clicks on the picture and is met with the color red....
The stranger has a white bandana wrapped around his forehead, making his red hair messy but a few strands of red hair falls infront of his face.
Katsuki looks at the picture longer than he should...
The redhead looks young and fit considering how the muscles in his shoulders look relaxed and strong...He also has red eyes like Katsuki. But Bakugou can't see much of his face due to his dark room.
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-You have shitty hair...
AnnoyingBitch
-LMAO yeah ik....
Katsuki changes the strangers contact name
ShittyHair
-So are we gonna play Roblox now?
KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER
-Sure...
Katsuki can't believe he agreed to this...
Bakugo is known for anger...He has always turned people down and made them feel bad about themselves....He even went as far as to tell his childhood friend to kill himself....With no regret at all..
A few hours pass of Kirishima and Bakugo playing Roblox and Kirishima would laugh when Bakugo tried to cuss the little kids out but ended up in a whole bunch of tags instead...
Little did Kirishima know, Bakugo was having as much fun as he was...
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Cats flying in space with middle fingers?
Real.
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