My dad is a outlaw

By Potitos8

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Teo was just a little lonely kitten who have no home or a family's , that is until he meet an outlaw by puss... More

Bio of teo the cat
Prologue 1/2
Prologue 2/2
Rumor of magic beans
The Dance the fight reunion
Story from the past
Re-stealing the magic beans
Growing plant
High pitch/giant castle
Steal and escape with the golden goose 2/2
Celebration night....
Welcome to San Ricardo
Break my father out
Saving San Ricardo
The end of redemption
Epilogue
Thank you for reading
Bonus ending

Steal and escape with the golden goose 1/2

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Puss pull out his claws and Kitty put her dagger and both put it at the drape and hold on humpty with the strap while holding on to his father as they Slide down

Puss in boots : So here is the plan: You two get the golden eggs, I will fight the giant.

Humpty Dumpty : There's no giant to fight. The giant's been dead for years.

Puss In boots   : What?!

Humpty Dumpty : You didn't do the reading, did you?

Teo the cat : well...we barely read when we go towns to towns, I was honestly hoping to see my dad fought a giant....but can you tell us anyway ?

Humpty dumpy : well sure...Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14, "Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap

When they made to the ground and drop down to
the floor before humpty finish his sentence

Humpty Dumpty : Ahh! Ankle burn

Teo cover his laughter till they both heard monstrous roar, the three cats quickly hide while Puss drag humpty in to hide too from whatever creature it is

Kitty softpaws : Wha... What was that?

Humpy dumpty : They call it the Great Terror ,It's the monster that guards the Golden Goose.

They both quickly sneak to table legs to keep being hidden while humpty Continues explaining of the monster

Humpty Dumpty : (whisper) Legend has it that if you look at it, you'll turn to stone , But nobody really knows because nobody's walked away from it alive.

Teo the cat : (whisper) well that..just great to think about when we're getting the eggs while there a creature guarding a freaking goose

Humpty Dumpty : (whispers) don't worry kid as long your stay behind your dad , Kitty or me you'll be safe , and beside your with knowledge of expert , follow me and keep quiet.

The three cats and the eggs sneak over to a empty giant glass cup while Humpty's suit was squeaking and then sneaky walk toward a giant boot , while humpty was slowing down as his suit continue to squeaking

Kitty softpaws : Shh! Humpty!

Teo the cat : come dude , that thing is gonna hear if you keep making that squeaky sound !

Humpty Dumpty : I can't help it. Everything's rubbing and pinching!...I need powder!

They both went over to giant champagne bottle but humpty knock the bottle and move slightly to giant glass cup and fall down to the very bottom of the ground

Teo the cat : uh oh....

They both flinch at the distant of the glass cup shattering, the monstrous roar and quickly hide behind the giant champagne , as puss roll humpty and teo help Humpty getting up , they heard giant leaf brushing together as the monster moving around , the egg and the three cats peak over at the giant bottle and try to figure how to get to the other side from the huge cliff

Humpty Dumpty : How are we gonna get across?

Puss tap at the giant bottle getting the others attention to look at the giant bottle and then at Puss , and both nod of the idea

Puss In boots : Champagne

Kitty tie around the knot on the cork and nod her head at Puss and teo , before they hold on tight puss pull up his sword to release the cork pop

Puss in boots : Cheers!

As the cork pop in the air sending them to the giant garden like jungle , puss , kitty and teo scream and holding on to their life at the cork as teo was holding on to kitty , they made to ground with a rough landing , teo shake his head and dust the dirt off

Teo the cat : well...that landing couldn't done better...if I do say so myself

They heard a roar again and both look around to see where it is ,but with  giant leaf brushing into each other , teo in fear stand behind Kitty of knowing the creature is near by something at the same time Puss pull out his sword in defending them

Puss In boots : Do not worry. I will protect you

The ground rumble making teo closing his fist as he trying to be brave when he still in fear

Kitty softpaws : What are you gonna do? hit it in the head with a guitar?

Puss put his swords away and feel annoyed and feel bad at the mention of guitar, teo roll his eyes of bringing up the guitar incident, they grab the giant cork and run towards to something that will hold the rope so humpty can slide across

Puss in boots : Please , Stop bringing up the guitar

The three cats finally found a place where the rope will hold and Kitty yank the rope to humpty know to slide across , teo look down at the ground and a giant footprint that look resemblance as a duck foot , he didn't have the time to process of the giant footprint as he heard humpty yelling and rush over where Puss and kitty are

Humpty Dumpty : Catch me!

The three cats grab humpty by the hands and pull him in ,before they can rest they heard the leaf brushing again and head over to a giant log

Kitty softpaw : Hurry! Hide!

Kitty look up at a hole and made her gasp of what she saw but humpty pull her away from the hole

Humpty dumpty : Don't look at it!

The giant monster took a peek at the hole to see if anyone is there but shortly walk away from the log , humpty was breathing heavily of the situation

Kitty softpaws : Shh! Humpty! Be quiet!

Teo the cat : please humpty !! The monster is gonna come back if you freaking out like this !

Humpty Dumpty : I'm hyperventilating!

Kitty then pull string from humpty golden suit covering his Mouth , from teo surprise he wasn't expecting her to do that...but it work in some way to calm down

Humpty Dumpty : (muffled) I said I couldn't breathe and then you zipped the thing over my mouth!

Puss un pull the string to uncover his mouth and try to reassure him with teo hold humpty hand in comfort

Puss in boots : Shh! Hey. You gotta get it together. Come on!

Teo the cat : look humpty just stay calm and we need to find the golden eggs before the monster come back , it'll be easy as pie...as long we don't get spotted first

Humpty Dumpty : OK.

After hiding from the creature, the four of them continue going forward on their searching ,but how can you search for the golden eggs where it feel like walking through the jungle , teo couldn't help but think of the giant footprint on the ground , could it be possible resemblance to duck or goose somehow ? Or could be mix monster that can turn into different form? Regardless on what he think of...he know they need to find the golden eggs before the great terror found them instead

Before teo finish his thoughts he saw his father ,kitty and humpty stop and made them gasp in awe , confused he look at their direction and saw what they saw , they have finally found the golden eggs , but there were millions or billions of golden eggs

Humpty Dumpty :  look at this. It's egg paradise , It's so beautiful, I feel like I belong here.

Teo the cat : really ? (Giggle)

Humpty run down on the hill in excitement as he laugh and roll down and landed himself at the golden eggs in his crotch

Humpty Dumpty : OOOOH! Golden eggs Oh....

The three cat slide down the hill to meet where humpty is , teo walk towards to humpty as humpty roll over to his side

Teo the cat : hey humpty , you ok ?

Humpty Dumpty : yeah...I'm fine... just... grab as many as you can

As the four grab the golden eggs but it wasn't easy as it was expecting , the golden egg was very solid and very hard to carry , they were even struggling to hold one of them at the time

Puss in boots : (grunt)I thought they were going to be like chicken size.

Teo the cat : (struggling) you kidding me !? This golden eggs is bigger than me , how can it be possible to carry them down to the desert ?????

Kitty softpaws : Can you imagine laying one of these? Ouch!

Teo the cat : oof now I even feel bad for the little goose to lay one of them

Humpty Dumpty : Puss!

The three cats saw humpty trying to get the golden eggs off him , they help him and got the golden eggs off him

Puss in boots : How are we supposed to get these out of here?

Humpty Dumpty : I don't know !

Teo the cat : well you better think of something, because we don't have all da-

Kitty softpaws : Shh!

The three cats and the eggs heard quacking and look at what they saw made them both quietly gasp

Humpty Dumpty : Oh, my!

The golden goose : (chirp)

Puss in boots : The Golden Goose.

Humpty Dumpty : Just look at her. Isn't she beautiful?

The golden goose then lay out a golden egg quickly in front of them, making teo gross out for seeing it do that

Teo the cat : ew...that was....um...something to be honest

The golden goose then walk towards humpty and stop as she just stare at him then Shortly chirp of admiring at humpty thinking him as a golden eggs , probably because humpty suit is golden and is...eggs so make sense in a way , but the golden goose was happy including humpty

Humpty Dumpty : Oh... My sweet darling.

The golden goose then jump on humpty and lay on him making puss and teo for seeing the golden goose think humpty as one of her own eggs

Puss in boots : I think she likes you.

Teo the cat : yeah she actually think your one of her eggs from your suit

The laugh stop when they heard the monster roar again and loud thud making the three cats hid at the bushes

Humpty dumpy :  Let's just take her.

Puss in boots : Wait a minute. This is the goose of legend , We don't know what happens if we take her.

Teo the cat : and I'm sensing something bad if we do take , and I really don't wanna found out what happened to us

The terror roar again and saw the giant  leaf and branches moving and teo sense that it coming towards them

Humpty dumpty : I know what happens if we don't take her, we got nothing.

Kitty softpaws : Guys, guys. It's a gold pooper. We're taking it!

Teo the cat : (sigh) I got a bad feeling about this.....who carrying her ?

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