The next morning, Shrek woke up and sees 3 women around and they said good morning to him
"We love your kitty" one girl said as she held Puss
"Is this your daughter?" another girl asked about Grace
"Huh?" Grace surprised
"Oh, my head" Shrek groans
"Here, I fetched a pail of water" one girl said with a bucket of water
"Thanks" Shrek said
"Um, Shrek, you might wanna see your refection before you drink that water" Grace said
"Why?" Shrek asked as he was about to take the bucket only to see he had human hands, he took the bucket and saw his human form in the reflection, he yelp and dropped the bucket
"That's why" Grace said
"A cute button nose? Thick wavy locks?" Shrek said "taut round buttocks, I'm...I'm..."
"A human" Grace said
The women were very attracted to him
"I'm Jill" one girl said "what's your name?"
"Um...Shrek" Shrek said
"Shrek? Wow" Jill surprised "are you from Europe?"
"You're so tense" one girl said
"I want to rub his shoulders" Jill said
"I got it covered. Thanks" one girl said
"I don't have anything to rub" another girl said
"Well, get in line" Jill said
"Um.. where's Donkey?" Grace asked
"Who are you calling Donkey?" Donkey said
Everyone turned and saw him as a heroic white horse
"Donkey? you're a..." Shrek surprised
"A stallion, baby! I can whinny!" Donkey said and whinnies "I can count!"
Donkey stomps his hoof
"Look at me, Shrek! I'm trotting!" Donkey said "that's some quality potion, what's in that stuff?"
"Oh don't take the potion Mr. Boss, it's very bad" Puss mocked Donkey and read the back of the potion "warning: side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders"
Donkey was dancing but he noticed them staring at him, so he said "what?"
"Senor, to make the effects of this potion permanent, the drinker must obtain his true love's kiss by midnight" Puss read the label
"Midnight?! Why is it always midnight?" Shrek said as he grabs the bottle
"Obviously a fairytale thing" Grace said
"Oh, pick me. I'll be your true love!" One girl said
"I'll be your true love" Jill said
"I'll be true... enough" another girl said when she pushes Jill
"Look ladies, I already have a true love" Shrek said
"Awww" the women frowned
"Take it from me, boss" Puss said "you're going to have one satisfied princess"
"And let's face it, you are a lot easier on the eyes" Donkey said "but inside, you're still the same old, mean, salty, cantankerous, stinky, foul, angry ogre you always be"
"And you're still the same annoying Donkey" Shrek said
"Yeah" Donkey said
"Well, look out princess, here comes the new me" Shrek said and his pants fell down
"Well, first, we gotta get you out of those clothes" Grace said
The women gasped with excitement
A while later, a carriage ride was coming and Shrek, Donkey, Grace and Puss were behind a rock, waiting for the carriage to come
"Ready?" Shrek asked them
"Ready" Grace, Donkey and Puss said
As the carriage was going Donkey threw himself down and yelled out as he pretended to be run over
"Driver, stop" a man told the carriage driver which soon stopped and he came out, sees Donkey lying on the ground and Grace runs to Donkey
"My pet horse!" Grace pretends to cries out
"Oh, God! help me, please! My racing days are over! I'm blind! I'm blind!" Donkey said "tell the truth. Will I ever be able to play the violin again?"
"Please don't make it weird" Grace whispered to Donkey
"Oh you poor creature" the man said "is there anything I can do for you two?"
"Well, I guess there is one thing" Grace said
Puss jumps on Donkey, threatened the man with a sword and said "take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers"
The man shivered nervously and removed his wig and gave his clothes to Shrek
As Shrek puts it on, Grace, Puss and Donkey took a look at him
"Hmm, not bad" Grace said
"Not bad at all" Donkey said
Shrek looked uncomfortable as the clothes were too small for me, Puss, Grace and Donkey looked at each other and they laughed out loud
"Father? Is everything all right, father?" A younger man asked as he comes out of the carriage
They stopped laughing and saw the younger man's clothes
"That's the one" Grace points at the younger man
Shrek then puts on the younger man's clothes but kept the wig on for right now as he was on Donkey's back while Grace was behind Shrek and Puss behind her
"Thank you, gentlemen, someday I will repay you" Shrek said before he took the wig off "unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget"
Donkey then bucked up which made Puss slip off of his back, making him yell angrily in Spanish as he catches them up
They made it back to the kingdom of Far Far Away, Shrek was a little nervous, but as they rode into town everyone waved at him and greeted to him
When they made to the kingdom, Shrek said to the knights "tell Princess Fiona, her husband Shrek is here to see her"
But then they heard Fiona screaming, Shrek jumped off of Donkey and ran inside to find her
But then Fiona came out and she was in her human form
"Shrek!" Fiona called
"Princess!" Donkey said
"Donkey?" Fiona surprised to see Donkey as a horse
"Hey, that potion worked on you too" Grace said
"What potion?" Fiona confused
"It's kinda of a long story" Grace said
"You see, Shrek and I took some magic potion and well, now... we're sexy!" Donkey said
Fiona noticed Puss and said "Shrek?"
Puss was licking himself and noticed Fiona "for you, baby, I could be"
"Yeah, you wish" Donkey said
"Please don't make it weird" Grace said
"Donkey, Grace, where's Shrek?" Fiona asked
"He just went in there, looking for you" Grace said
Fiona rushed back inside to go find Shrek
But then a while, Shrek came out looking upset
"Shrek, what's wrong?" Grace asked
Shrek ignores her as he walks by them
"Senor?" Puss asked
"Hey, what's going on? Where are you going?" Donkey asked and they followed him