Idiots to Lovers (bxb)

By itsmeimthevampire

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||WATTY WINNER 2023🌟|| Two strangers pretend to be a couple to win a dumb bet. The wager: they must enrol in... More

1 | Neon Nike's and Chocolate Muffins
2 | Sunlight, Buttercups, and All Things Yellow
3 | Lost Keys and Grandma's Wrestling Career
4 | A Bit-too-sweet Cake and the Future of the Galaxy
5 | Faking Allergies and Losing At Therapy
6 | Fake Orchids and Exchanging Numbers
7 | The Pain of Having an Older Sibling
8 | A Furious Manager and A Brave Escapade
9 | Stolen Ice Cream and Sneaky Sheep
10 | Breaking Eggs For A Hundred Cupcakes
11 | Lumpy Toadstools and Fondant Flowers
12 | Rainbow Caterpillar and The Chair Pile
13 | Three Reasons Why
14 | A Depressing Spotify Playlist
15 | Just Two Bros Making Christmas Cake
16 | Roller Skates and Disco Lights
17 | random short chapter just here to piss my readers off xP
18 | why can't this boy just go out and do something instead of listening to...
19 | The Allergies Are For Real This Time (I Swear)
20 | Breaking Brownies and a Bit of Bribery
21 | Happy Songs and Runny Eggs
Part Two - taking reader requests for special scenes
22 | That Annoying Beam of Light That Wakes You Every Morning
23 | Always Keep Your Phone on Silence When Sneaking Around
24 | The Addiction Starts
25 | House on Fire
26 | Things Only Get Worse Where Everett Is Concerned
27 | The Not-Very-Relaxing Drive
Bonus | Poem by Brian
28 | Ice-cream Date
Flashback | So Far In The Friendzone
Flashback | It Was Most Definitely A Date, Right?
Flashback | It doesn't make a difference if he's gay-he still wouldn't like you
29 | You've sucked me into the absolute torture that is Wattpad
30 | Glow in the dark stickers
32 | How Many Kinds of Green Are There Anyway?
33 | Paint Got On Everything Except For The Wall
34 | This Was Really Not My Fault
35 | The Mandatory Fairground Date In Every Wattpad Book
36 | Everyone Knows Carnival Games Are Rigged
37 | Baby You're A Haunted House
38 | No Space For You on My Beanbag
39 | That Questionable Christmas Cake From Earlier
40 | Snow Monster
41 | Secret Recipe Hot Chocolate
42 | This is why you should never preheat the oven
43 | A Big, Huge, Giant Hat
44 | A big ball of cake rolling across the floor
45 | Bon-Bons and (Not) Baking
46 | Christmas at the Cafe
47 | Gingerbread House
48 | Practice is Overrated
49 | A Festive Surprise
50 | Caramel Candycane Christmas Candle β„’
51 | A Controversial Christmas Present
52 | In The Moonlight
Authors Note
Quiz | Which Character Am I?

31 | Honestly, I do not trust everett and I do not trust whatever he is planning

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By itsmeimthevampire

"I think we should paint your room green," Everett declared.

He sat cross legged on my desk chair now—the opposite way as well—as he hugged the chair back. I was only glad it didn't have wheels or else he'd be trying to roll around in this dangerous position.

"Why green?"

"I have dubbed it as your favourite colour." Everett lowered his voice as he confided in me. "You can't just not have one, so I picked it for you."

He looked very pleased with himself, his beaming smile stretching from ear to ear. Green suddenly seemed like a very nice colour to have as my favourite.

My gaze travelled over the plain white walls, the only thing to break the monotony being the pale wooden Ikea furniture. Double bed with a wooden slatted headboard, a three door wardrobe along one wall, and a simple desk with a—luckily quite sturdy since Everett was now rocking on it—desk chair. All in the same shade of light almond.

"It would certainly...brighten the place up." I considered it for a moment. "Maybe you have a point."

Everett jumped off the chair, catching it quickly as it started to topple over. "And it would be such fun! We can get those huge rolly brushes and just swipe them around everywhere."

He acted out some frienzied painting, waving his arms wildly above his head in a way that would surely get more paint on himself than on my walls. Perhaps I should be fairly worried for the state of my furniture once he's done.

"I'm actually really experienced at painting. I have a lot of practice," Everett hurriedly said as if he were reading my mind. "I painted my whole room, all by myself."

"It was done really well," I admitted, eyeing him suspiciously as a mischievous look flitted across his features. It only lasted a moment.

Everett's eyes turned wide and innocent. "We passed a huge home improvement store on the way here. I bet they have paint."

"You wanna go get it now?"

A grin split across his face. "Before you change your mind."

"Alright fine, I think we can paint just one wall green," I acquiesced.

"Ooh do you want to paint each of them a different colour?"

"No! It'll be difficult to move the bed and wardrobes; let's just paint that wall." I pointed at the one that was completely bare except for the door and the light switch.

"Alright, that is the worst wall," Everett agreed.

He pulled me to my feet and then bounded down the stairs. I dropped into the kitchen to tell Jamie we're heading out as Everett busied himself lacing up his boots.

"Hey, we're going out for a minute," I said, "to the store nearby. I'm painting my room green."

"Green? Really?"

I smiled. "Just one wall. Do you need the keys...or will you be here?"

Jamie waved me off. "I might go out in a bit, but I found my key set. It was under the car seat."

"Ah, alright." I stuffed my keys back in my pocket.

"So...I see someone finally managed to convince you to give your room a makeover." Jamie steepled her fingers, a sly smile making its way onto her face. "I've been trying to spruce that place up for ages."

"It's not really a makeover," I argued. "It's a wall."

"Sure, sure." She threw me another look. "You know...."

The long pause showed she was waiting for me to prompt her. I blew out in exasperation. "What?"

"Well, I think I might have some good news for you," Jamie declared. "I've been watching you both today and I think Everett likes you."

"Like- what do you mean, of course he likes me. We're dating," I spluttered.

Jamie threw me a sympathetic look. "Sure you are."

I glared at her. "Why would I lie about that."

"Why did you interrupt me when I called him your boyfriend then?" she challenged, walking to the fridge to grab a carton of chocolate milk. "But it's alright if you're a little delusional about it. For what it's worth, I think he does like you."

"Of course he does, we're together—"

Jamie patted me on the back. "Well it's good that you're finally being optimistic about it at least."

I exhaled deeply, trying to hold on to my patience. "Alright, well- I'll get going now then."

"Oh wait!"

"What?"

"You should ask him about his future plans and stuff, see how you fit into those," she advised. "That's how you can tell if things are serious."

"Plans? I don't think he has any." I frowned. "And it's way too early to ask that stuff anyway."

Jamie pointed at me. "It's never too early; I always ask about someone's five year plan on the first date itself."

"That is such a lesbian thing to do...."

"Hahah." Jamie swatted me with the hand holding the carton, almost spilling chocolate milk over me in the process. "Well you should get going." She nodded towards the glass semicircle on the door through which I could see a distorted vision of Everett struggling to find the arms of his jacket. "Your boy-space-friend is waiting."

"Hey, there is no space. You know what, I will ask him," I said decidedly, "if only to get you to stop annoying me about it."

"Always a good excuse to ask someone out," she said cheekily.

Everett was still shrugging on his jacket as I left the kitchen, having just figured out where the arms went. He held out mine and I slipped it on.

"Ready to go?"

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