"Ok The next file is ready. And this one I think your all gonna love." Zero said as The file finished uploading.
ACCESSING SCP FILES
ACCESSING COMPLETE FILE FOUND
OPENING FILE SCP-999 The Tickle Monster.
"The tickle monster?." Momo asked confused on why it Has a laughable name. "Don't worry It's name will make sense later." Zero replied.
"Item #: SCP-999
Object Class: Safe"
"Ooooh, a Safe class." Pony said, almost surprised that they were now seeing the first Safe SCP.
"Special Containment Procedures: SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. Subject is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999's holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone."
Everyone was surprised to Hear that it's free to roam The Halls of the foundation. "Wait, does the Safe class also mean it's actually safe?" Juzo asked Zero. "Not really. Safe class means it's easy to contain, but that doesn't mean it's literally safe for it could potentially pose a threat."
Zero replied.
"Description: SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject's size and shape is easily malleable and can change shape at will, though when at rest, SCP-999 becomes a rounded, oblate dome roughly 2 meters wide and 1 meter in height. The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane similar to that of an animal cell roughly .5 cm thick, and is highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten portions of its body up to 2 cm thin. This surface is also hydrophobic, although SCP-999 can willfully absorb liquids (see Addendum SCP-999-A). The rest of SCP-999's body is filled with a viscous orange substance of unknown chemical makeup, though it is capable of digesting organic materials with ease."
The picture of the SCP was shown.
It was a Little orange Blob of slime with two cute Puppy dog eyes it was Staring at the camera smiling cutely.
"Aww, it's so cute!" All The Class 1-A and Class 1-B Girls said together. "Well it is cute I'll give it that." Midnight said, Even the Female pro heroes thought it was cute.
"Subject's temperament is best described as playful and dog-like: when approached, SCP-999 will often react with overwhelming elation, slithering over to the nearest person and leaping upon them, "hugging" them with a pair of pseudopods while nuzzling the person's face with a third pseudopod, all the while emitting high-pitched gurgling and cooing noises. The surface of SCP-999 emits a pleasing odor that differs with whomever it is interacting with. Recorded scents include chocolate, fresh laundry, bacon, roses, and Play-Doh™."
Everyone Was fascinated by the creature's abilities And how friendly it was compared to all the others. Deku started writing what he heard down. "So it can smell like the Favorite scent of who's ever smelling it..." deku thought to himself.
"Simply touching SCP-999's surface causes an immediate mild euphoria, which intensifies the longer one is exposed to SCP-999, and lasts long after separation from the creature. Subject's favorite activity is "tickle-wrestling", often by completely enveloping a person from the neck down and tickling them until asked to stop (though it does not always immediately comply with this request). Though injuries may occur, SCP-999 has never been found to purposefully attempt to harm others, and will immediately back away and contract its body into a quivering mound while gurgling in a matter similar to a whimpering dog, seemingly "apologizing" for hurting someone on accident."
Everyone was starting to like this Scp more and more by the Second. It's so friendly and so kind, that It was definitely a nice breath of fresh air after all the other anomalies that they had witnessed.
"While the creature will interact with anyone, it seems to have a special interest in those who are unhappy or hurt in any way. Persons suffering from crippling depression or PTSD, for example, have reported having a far more positive outlook on life after multiple interactions with SCP-999. The possibility of manufacturing antidepressants from SCP-999's slime is currently being discussed."
Everyone was definitely surprised that this ability That 999 had And what it was capable of. "Hey maybe we should get Aizawa to Meet this Scp Maybe it well finally get him to smile for once." Mic and Ms joke thought.
Deku once again write that down.
"So It can make people happy just by touching it..." deku thought.
"In addition to its playful behavior, SCP-999 seems to love all animals (especially humans), refusing to eat any meat and even risking its own life to save others, on one occasion leaping in front of a person to take a bullet fired at them (subject's intellect is still up for debate: though its behavior is infantile, it seems to understand human speech and most modern technology, including guns).
Everyone was Shocked at how selfless and this creature was to do that. "Dang!, Now that's super manly!" Kirishima said, once again praising the acts of those he deemed 'manly'.
"SCP-999's diet consists entirely of candy and sweets, with M&M's™ and Necco™ wafers being its favorites. Its eating methods are similar to those of an amoeba."
Almost all The students from Class 1-A and Class 1-B Especially Mina And Kaminari because very Jealous of the creature's diet and wish that they had that Diet. "Aww man!, that Thing has to be the most Luckiest creature alive!" Complained Denki. "I know right?!." Agreed Mina.
"Addendum SCP-999-A: "Reminder to all staff: SCP-999 is not to consume caffeinated soft drinks of any kind. Last week someone gave SCP-999 a can of cola along with its usual breakfast- Not only was it literally bouncing off the walls for half an hour, the carbonation made SCP-999 visibly queasy afterwards, and it refused to move or eat the rest of the day. SCP-999 has thankfully recovered since, but the staff member in question has been reprimanded."
-Dr. ████████"
Everyone was relieved to hear that it made a full recovery And it was definitely a good heads up before any of them thought about giving it any caffeine Type drinks. Deku once again started writing that down.
"Note to self don't give it any caffeine..." deku thought.
"Addendum SCP-999-B: The following is a report from an experiment in which SCP-682 is exposed to SCP-999 in the hopes that it will curb the creature's omnicidal rage."
Everyone Was shocked at this. They were putting a pure piece of good up against the most hate fulled creature that anyone will ever meet. All of the class 1-A and Class 1-B Girls prayed (Especially Ibara) for it's safety. "Pls let 999 be OK..." they said. "I hope they know what there doing..." said Aizawa, Clearly not liking the fact that they're putting 999 against 682.
"SCP-999 is released into SCP-682's containment area. SCP-999 immediately slithers towards SCP-682.
999: (elated gurgles)
682: (unintelligible groans, growling) What is that?
SCP-999 moves in front of SCP-682, jumping up and down in a dog-like manner while calling out in a high-pitched squealing noise.
682: (groans) Disgusting...
SCP-682 immediately steps on SCP-999, completely flattening SCP-999."
Everyone was Shocked at this and The Girls started tearing up a little bit at this. "Why are they doing This?!?!" They all yelled in there minds.
"Observers were about to abort the experiment when SCP-682 started talking again.
682: (grunts) Hmmm? (unintelligible) what is this... (low noise, similar to light chuckle) I feel... good..."
Everyone was dumbfounded And taken aback at this response from 682 "Did it just say that it felt good?." Tsuyu asked Confused.
"SCP-999 can be seen crawling up from between SCP-682's toes, up along its side and around its neck, where it clings on and begins gently nuzzling with its pseudopod. A wide grin slowly spreads across SCP-682's face.
682: (deep chuckling) Feel... so... happy. Happy... (laughs) happy... happy...
SCP-682 repeats the word "happy" for several minutes, laughing occasionally before escalating into nonstop laughter. As laughter continues, SCP-682 rolls around on its back, slamming its tail upon the floor with dangerous force.
682: (bellowing laughter) Stop! No tickling! (continues laughing)"
Everyone Was completely Dumbfounded and lost for words At What was going on. They are just seeing the most powerful and hatefield creature in that universe getting tickled into submission. As well as repeating that it was 'happy'.
"Bro it defeated that thing just by tickling it?! now that Super manly!" Kirishima said, Yet again praising the acts of those he Deems 'manly'.
"SCP-682 and SCP-999 continue the "tickle fight" until SCP-682 finally wears down and appears to fall asleep with what would appear to be a smile on its face. After fifteen minutes with no activity, two D-Class personnel enter the room to retrieve SCP-999. When SCP-999 is removed, SCP-682 immediately wakes up and unleashes an unidentifiable wave of energy from its body, all the while laughing maniacally."
Everyone was taken aback by this.
"All persons within the wave's range collapse into crippling fits of laughter, allowing SCP-682 to escape and slaughter all in its path. Meanwhile, SCP-999 quickly rescues as many persons as it can, taking them to a safe place to recover from SCP-682's "laughter wave" while agents suppress and re-contain SCP-682."
Everyone was glad to hear this, and hoped no one got hurt in the incident.
"Despite the tragedy that SCP-682 had brought upon the facility, SCP-999 has not shown any fear towards the creature and in fact has made gestures suggesting it wants to "play" with SCP-682 again. SCP-682, however, has stated, "That feculent little [unintelligible] can [DATA EXPUNGED] and die."
Everyone Especially the girls Got very angry At 682 For calling 999 by such horrid names. "Well so can you!" Mina screamed at The Screen.
"Memo from Dr. ████: "While the test was unsuccessful and ended in tragedy, that had to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I never thought I'd see the day when I would regard SCP-682 as "cute". Please send me a copy of the security tapes ASAP.""
When the File ended Everyone was alot more Calmer then all the other Times.
"So what do you guys think of this one?" Zero asked.
"Well it was definitely a breath of fresh air." Momo said. "And it was definitely amazing to see that little Orange cutie!." Mina followed.
"And it was Definitely manly to hear that it actually Managed to defeat that Giant reptile just by Tickling it!" Kirishima said.
Zero Then smiled behind his mask. "Heh I knew you guys would like this one. I figured that Since you all witness so many evil anomalies, that I would let you guys have a breath of fresh air and let you all see a Friendly anomaly." Zero said.
"There are still a few other Anomalies that are considered friendly and harmless. So why not continue with them?. You know, just for you all to cool off after all the horrors That you all witnessed from all the dangerous Scp's." Zero Offered which everyone agreed on.
"Great! now, on to another personal favorite Scp of mine." Zero said as he Began uploading the next File.