Request by Waffleishyumyum here you go!!
Aries: "Here's your gift kid." *gives the child a Starbucks gift card with 2$ left*
Taurus: Gets drunk on the fruit punch somehow
Gemini: Popping every balloon and laughing maniacally as everyone screams
Cancer: Plays Ievan Polka on full blast "ARATTSA TTSA YARI BIDABIRIN RA BARI-"
Leo: "W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PRESENTS AREN'T FOR ME?!"
Virgo: "Fuck off Janet I don't wanna go to your fucking baby shower!" (BRANDON ROGERS REFERENCE)
Libra: Reassuring the child's mom as the child cries and the chaos unfolds
Scorpio: "I'm only here because my friends dragged me here...."
Sagittarius: The one who put alcohol in the fruit punch
Capricorn: *has one sip of the fruit punch* ".....Sagittarius..."
Aquarius: Is laughing the whole time and everyone gets very concerned
Pisces: *"accidentally" dropkicks a child* "THEY SAID I LOOKED LIKE THEIR UGLY AUNTY/UNCLE"
(also sorry to everyone named Janet)