My Maids Are A Bit......Weird...

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You were just living your normal days at school when all of a sudden you were approached by a hot sexy bunny... Více

Chapter 1:THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME!?!?!
Harem
Chapter 2:WHAT IS THAT?!WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Chapter 3:Unlike you I don't play Genshin Impact!!
Chapter 4:I know exactly what I'm doing with these titles fuck off.
Chapter 5:I know these titles are weird but so is my disappointment.
Chapter 6:Misfit Madness
Chapter 7:Date Baits
Chapter 8:No!YOU'RE GAY!!!
Chapter 10:The Snek Dragon
Chapter 11:Insterests
Chapter 12:The War Starter
I'm proud of this.
I need help Guys

Chapter 9:Sibling Issues

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*Intro*

Y/n:AHHHHH!!!

Frank:GET TO COVER!!!

Josh:WHERE YOU MORON?!?!THIS IS A FLAT BATTLEFIELD!!!

Y/n:INCOMIIIIING!!!

You 3 all dodged a volley.

*BOOOM!*

Y/n:Ghk!!We can't win!!......They're too strong!!

Josh:Yes we can!!We have too!!!

Frank:It's impossible.....he's a god!

Y/n:Dam....gym teachers!!They look so unfit but when they're in Dodgeball they gain Ultra Instinct!!

Frank:ANOTHER VOLLEY!!!

Y/n:I'm done.....I can't....

Josh:Don't say that!!!Come on you have to get up!!

Y/n:I don't have to do anything dickhead!

Josh:......

Y/n:I-I mean....I'm too tired!My bodies given out.

Frank:This.....is the end.....

You all held hands.

Josh:Gentlemen.....it's been an honor....and a privilege.

Y/n:Yeah....and while we're at it....Josh....I was the one that stole your Mario Kart Double Dash disc when we were kids.

Josh:YOU WHAT?!?!

Y/n:I JUST WANTED ONE BUT THEY WERE SO HARF TO FIND!!!

Josh:I'M GONNA KILL YOU-

*POOMF,POOMF,POOMF!*

.......

Teacher:GODDAMIT!!!Y/N,JOSH,FRANK!!!FOR THE LAST TIME STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE IN THEATER!!!

Y/n:We had to make things interesting!!

Josh:Yeah if we went against the girls it would've been over in an instant!!

Teacher:ARE YOU SAYING THAT GIRLS CAN'T BE GOOD AT DODGE-

Y/n/Josh/Frank:Yes.

*Next scene*

You all were leaving the school.

Y/n:Well that's one day of detention we won't forget.

Frank:I mean it was the sad truth.It was proven rhat biologically men are stronger than women.

Y/n:Yeah it's not our fault he can't face reality.

Josh:Yeah!Look there's a fellow man accepting the reality of the situation.

Girl:HELP!!!HE'S BEATING ME!!!

Y/n:Just beat him back!!!Gotta love Equality right?!?!

Josh:So what should we do now?

Frank:Wanna come over to my house?I got the new Street Fighter 6.

Josh:Oh sweet.

Frank:Only I can play Juri.

Josh:........You ok?

Frank:I had to get several new pairs of socks.

Josh:You coming Y/n?

Y/n:Yeah sure.I'm just honna hit the convenience store.The one on park Ave.

Josh:What?!Why there?That's like a half hour walk!

Y/n:Because they actually have the snacks that I like!

Josh:You're really gonna ealk 30 minutes longer just for snacks?

Y/n:I don't have a choice.It's my Canon Event.

Frank:I wanna call you a fatass but you're taking yhe lo ger route.

Y/n:Slavery was also a canon event.

Frank:What?

Y/n:See ya in half hour!!

You ran away all goofy like.

Frank:....*Sigh*This dude.

Josh:Alright let's just go.

They both began to walk away.

Josh:Were you serious about that sock problem?

Frank:You gotta see her taunt bro.

*Next scene*

You were in the convenience store.

Y/n:....*Gasp!*

You payed for the G L I Z Z Y and walked out if the store.

Y/n:Haaaaa.I love being rich.

You felt a tug at your shirt.

Y/n:Hm?

???:*Munch,munch,munch*

Y/n:Uh......Can I help you little one?

She swallowed her bread and just held onto your shirt.

Y/n:....Kid let go.

???:No.

Y/n:Why not?

???:You're my property now.

Y/n:If you don't let go you're gonna end up like a child of a drunk father.
As you looked at her your eyes widened.Something about her just felt....eerily familiar.

Y/n(thoughts):What the hell....Why does she look like Makima?

Then that's when you took a second look at her eyes.

Y/n:No way!

She didn't say anything just held onto your shirt while eating her bread.

Y/n:Hey uh....do you have an older sister or something?

She nodded her head.

???:Yes.

Y/n:Well why aren't you with them?

???:Because you took her away from me.

Y/n:What?No I didn't.

???:I don't get why she likes you more than me.

Y/n(thoughts):What the hell is in that bread?!Ganja!?

???:I don't like it when people mess with my properties.

Y/n(thoughts):She has real abandonment issues.

She put her bread in one hand and then pointed a finger gun at you.

???:Goodbye.

Y/n:What?

???:Ba-

*Whap!*

Y/n:*Gasp!*

Makima:....Nayuta....What are you doing here?

Makima was holding Nayutas arm so it was pointed in the air.

Y/n:Makima?!But how did you get here?

Makima:Lucoa informed me what happened and teleported me.

Y/n:Wait Lucoa?....Was she spying on me the entire day?

Makima:Technically yes.She was guarding you.

You blushed.

Y/n:Alone time feels a lot more shameful now.

Makima:What are you doing here Nayuta?

Nayuta:I wanted to see why you left me behind.

Nayuta examined your body before looking back at Makima.

Nayuta:What's so special about him?

You felt insulted but decided to ignore the child.

Makima:Y/n is my Master.And I love him.

Y/n:But not in a forced way right?

Makima:Yes.

Y/n:Ok good just wanted to clarify.

Nayuta:Then I'll stay with you.

Makima:That's not up for me to decide.

Makima looked at you.

Y/n(sarcastic):No pressure or anything.

You pulled Makima away from Nayuta.

Y/n(whisper):So when were you going to tell me that you have an abandoned little sister?

Makima:I felt like it was best for me not to mention her.Her powers were similar to mine so she can take care of herself.

Y/n:Jesus Jimminy Christ!!What did your parents leave you when you were a kid?Sorry if they did but come on Makima you can't leave her!She's a kid!

Makima:There's much more than meets the eye Master.

Y/n:Oh really.Like when she called me her property?

Makima's eyes slightly widened.

Makima:She called you her property?

Y/n:Yeah.What does that even mean anyway in her mind?

Makima walked over to Nayuta and got to her eye level.

Makima:Nayuta.Master is not yours.

Nayuta:Why not?I just want to see what makes him special to you.

Makima:Because I love Master.

Nayuta:Why can't I?

Makima:We both know what you do with your "properties."

Makima and Nayuta then had a stare down.

Y/n:.......Uh....Umm....

Nayuta walked over to you and grabbed your shirt.

Nayuta:I want to stay.

Y/n:...Well I'm not gonna leave her on the streets......

Makima:Well if that's the case then she will need to follow the dress code.

Y/n:Dress code?.....Uh!Wait you mean uour uniforms!?

Makima:Indeedn

Y/n:No!!No way she's a child!!

Makima:Anybody that is not a guest at the mansion must wear the uniform.It's your Grandfathers rule.

Your mind instantly thought of the Kit-Kat breaking The Kit-Kat being your neck snapped just like he promised.

Y/n:L-Let me check in with him.

*Next Scene*

Grandpa:Sorry boy.Young,old,boy,girl,anyone that's not a fuest gotta wear the bunnymaid uniform.

Y/n:GRANDPA!!!SHE!IS!A!CHILD!!

Grandpa:UNIFORM!!OR!NECK!SNAPPED!!

Y/n:But-

Grandpa:I mean unless you think her wearing the uniform will turn you onand expose your true sick nature.....

Y/n:....You're olaying mind games aren't you?

Grandpa:Am I?

Y/n:Yes!

Grandpa:Hey!If you don't like little kids in bunnymaid outfits then let her wear one!

Y/n:But I-

Grandpa:I mean unless you don't value your life or youlike the idea of having your neck snapped personally by me because you think family is more important than bunnygirls.

Y/n:........

Grandpa:.....

Y/n:.....*Sigh*FU-

*Next scene*

Nayuta:How do I look?

Makima:Like a bunny.

Y/n:Like a cliche loli used in harem anime for comedic effect.

Power:Master!!

Power hugged your arm.

Power:Master!Let's go raid ghe cold box in the kitchen!Haruhi made chicken!

Y/n:You mean the fridge?

Power:Hmm?

Power noticed Nayuta.

Power:Who is thine shrimp?

Y/n:Oh!....Uh....I don't exactly know how to put this into words but this is Nayuta.Makima's sister and....*Shivers*New employee?

Nayuta:Who are you?

Power:I'm Power!!Follow in my footsteps young one and one day you can get Master just like me!

Y/n:I'm not a prize!!

Nayuta:But I already have Master.

Power:What?

Nayuta:Master is my property.

Power:WHAT?!You lie pipsqueak!!

Power looked at you.

Power:Master!!Please be my slave!!

Y/n:WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

Makima:That's enough Nayuta.Come.I'll introduce you to the others.

Nayuta just held onto your shirt again.

Nayuta:No.

Makima:There's one rule at yhe Mansion that everyone follows.

You and Power felt a severe sense of dread fill the room.

Makima(menacing):No one will cause trouble for Master.

Power hid behind you as you could feel her shaking.

Nayuta:...........Fine.

Nayuta let go of you and held Makimas hand.

Makima:If you'll excuse us.

Makima bowed and left while you were still shocked.

Y/n(thoughts):I froze with fear....what happened?!

Power:I don't like Tiny Makima.

Y/n:Uh....yeah....

*Next scene*

You were on the phone with Josh.

Y/n:Sorey man I had to go some important stuff came up.How's the game?

*With Josh*

Josh:Dude all he plays is Juri.Not only that but his bed sheet is stiff as hell,it stinks like testosterone,and THE ENTIRE WALL IS A JURI NSFW PIC!!!

*With you*

Y/n:.........Well yeah have you seen Juri?Bitch is a baddie.

Josh(phone):You're part of the problem.

Y/n:I'm part of the nuts ok?

*Knock,knock,knock*

Y/n:Sorry gotta go.

You hung up.

Y/n:Come in!(Quiet)Dude acting like he ain't ever seen a chick in skin tight suit.I've seen his search history.

The door opened to reveal Zelda.

Zelda:Um Master?A...child says she wanted to see you.

Nayuta walked past her.

Zelda:Is....this allowed?

Y/n:Whatever keeps my neck from snapping like a fat man on tile floor.

Zelda:Right.

Y/n:So Nayuta....anything happened to you in the past 30 minutes?

Nayuta:I wanna go outside.

Y/n:Oh sure.Zelda can you accompany her-

Nayuta:I wanna go with you.

Y/n:*Siiiiiiigh*Sure.Ok.A teenager and a kid in a bunnysuit.Maybe I'll ask Power is she wants to go too.It's about that time anyway.Hey where's Makima by the way?Did she leave you?

Nayuta shook her head.

Nayuta:I got bored.

Y/n:Of course you did.

*With Makima*

Makima was walking around the halls of the mansion looking for Nayuta.

Makima:Where is she?

She felt a tap on her shoulder and turned around.

Neo:"Are you ok?"

Makima:No.I'm looking for my sister.Have you seen her?

Neo:"No."-*Flips sign*-"But I saw Master going to Power's walking trail with a kid."

Makima:What?

Neo took out another sign.

Neo:"I didn't want to judge but"-*Turns sign*-"I think he's a lolicon?"

Makima left to go after you as Neo chases after her and waved her signs in front of Makima.

Neo:"Wait why is she so important?"

Makima:Because she's going to kill him.

Neo:╭( ๐_๐)╮.

*With you*

Nayuta was holding your hand.

Y/n:Well this is surprisingly peaceful since Power's not here to hunt every animal.Especially ever since she ate out that cow.

*Flashback*

Y/n:*PANT,PANT!!*POWER!!!WHERE ARE YOU?!I LET GO FOR A SPLIT SECOND AND-......What....

Y/n:.....Ok but can you eat my ass like that-DAMMIT I LET THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WIN!!!!

*End of Flashback*

Y/n:Are you liking the trail so far?

Nayuta:Yeah....Hey.

Y/n:Yeah?

Nayuta:What do you think happens when you die?

Y/n:.....Why can't you be a normal kid?

Nayuta:What?

Y/n:Uhhhh.....I...think....

You let go of her hand and began to ponder.

Y/n(thoughts):How di I tell this totally normal child of what's going to happen?!Come on brain think!You bullshited before now do it again!

As you began to brainstorm ideas Nayuta pointed another finger gun at you.

Y/n:Well.....I guess it's just...sort of all black you know?......Like....peaceful kind of black.You when you'refalling to sleep and you can feel it?...And when we do draw our last breath it's just....easy.No hassle.....But.....Honestly....it's just the darkness that scares me.....

Nayuta:The darkness?

Y/n:Yeah.Because after our conciousness goes what then?I mean I hope there is an afterlife but if there's not then what do we do?What happens to our minds?.....It's scary.....

You sat down.

Y/n:They say that live life to the fullest and make a lot of friends along the way but everytime I think of that I just feel rhat giant empty void being stronger and stronger....no one's there....

Nayuta:Bang.

You ducked down.

Nayuta:Uh!

Y/n:*Sigh*I'm sorry.I didn't mean to bum you out.

Nayuta:How....

*Crack!*

A tree branch fell down.

Y/n:....Huh.Anyways.

You looked at Nayuta who was still pointing at you.

Y/n:Does that answer your question?

Nayuta:...Yeah....I have another question.

Y/n:Well shoot it.

A shadow looked over you as you looked up.

Y/n:*Gasp!*

Nayuta:Ban-

You grabbed Nayuta and jumped out of the way.

*BOOOM!*

........

Nayuta opened her eyes to see that you were embracing her.She looked and saw that a giant tree log fell over on you.

Nayuta:You....saved me?

Y/n:Ghk......A...are you ok?

Nayuta looked at you and saw that the log was on you.

Nayuta:You...You're....

Y/n:Well...the good thing is the smooth part landed on me.

Nayuta started to panic.Her cold stunner Makima stare started to fold.

Nayuta:C-Can you move?!

Y/n:Not....right now....I can fee-el everything though so at least I'm not paralyzed right?...Hah-Ow....It hurts...

Nayuta:Why...why did you save me?!

Y/n:What....do you m-mean?

Nayuta:I....I tried to kill you!!You baka!!Bakana!

Y/n:Ha....see?....C-Cliche....loli moment.....

A tear fell from Nayuta's eyes.

Y/n:Makima....would've been sad...If...you were gone....

Nayuta bit her lip.

Nayuta(thoughts):No!!....She wouldn't!!....

Y/n:H-Hey...are you having a-a hard....time with you...eyes too.... 

You couldn't keep your eyes open for long.

Y/n(thoughts):Huh....Well that's ironic.I was talking about death and now it happened.....Will I dream?....Forever?....Or is.....this just it?....Oh well.Guess we'll just have to find out.....NEXT TIME!ON DRAGON BALL Z!!

*SLAP!*

Y/n:*GASP!!!*

Kobeni:R-Rebecca!!

Rebecca:What it worked!

Power I was going to try the same thing!

Y/n:Guess my search for the One Piece still continues....Uh!Wait!Where's Nayuta?!

Makima:Right here Master.

The others moved out of the way as Makima walked up to you with Nayuta behind her.

Makima:And she's very sorry for almost getting you killed.Right?

Nayuta:Y....Yes.

She was still trying to use Makima's stoic face but you could tell she was sad.

Y/n:You're not hurt are you Nayuta?

Nayuta:You're the one in bandages!....Baka....

Y/n:What?


Vomi:Me and Kobeni had to patch you up.Power tried to help but-

Power:Try?!?!I healed master the most!!Just looked at his foot!

There was a crap ton of wasted gauze wraps on your left foot.

Vomii:He didn't even get hurt at his foot!!

Power:Thou's just jealous because I healed Master the most!!Love is the best medicine!

Junko/Uzaki/Nagatoro:*Snicker!*HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Junko:What kind of dumb crap is that?!

Y/n:Well alls well that ends well I guess.

Nagatoro:Yeah right Master!Do you think we would let this slide?!

Y/n:What slide?

The Misfit Trio all pointed at Nayuta.

Y/n:.....*Siiiigh*

Uzaki:You're a real pervert!!Hahahaha!!

Nagatoro:King Lolicon over here!!

Misfit Trio:Hahahaha!!

Y/n:Ohhh shut up!!!I didn't want to give her that!!!My Grandad said if she was staying she had to wear it!!

Junko:Maybe you just come from a line of perverts!!

Y/n:MAYBE YOU COME FROM A LINE OF WHORES!!

Junko:You're just mad  that your Grandad is making you keep jailbaits!!

Y/n:*GROOOOOAN!*

You put the pillow over your head anf they kept on teasing you.

*Next scene*

Makima was looking at the moon through a window in the hallway.

Makima:......Yes Nayuta?

She noticed that Nayuta was standing behind her.

Nayuta:I.....I just wanted to say sorry for....t-trying to kill him.I...

Nayuta began to cry.

Nayuta:I just wanted you all to myself.....please don't hate me.....

Makima:Nayuta....

Makima got down and hugged Nayuta.

Makima:You're my sister.I could never hate you.

Nayuta(crying):R.....Really?

Makima:Yes.......But.

Makima began to hug harder.

Makima:You almost had Master killed today.

Nayuta:H-Huh?

Makima:And that won't go unpunished.....

End of Chapter 9.

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