Shoto: What do you call a 3 humped camel
Dabi: pReGNaNT- OH MY GOD SO FUNNY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA IM LITERALLY DYING HAHAHAHAHA😐
Toga: I thought u were already dead
Dabi: No tf
Shoto: I hate you
Dabi: And your the son of a bitch
Shoto: Ur his son to
Dabi: I have zero clue what ur talking about, kurogiri is my dad
Natsuo: I forget who that is
Toga: How dare you
Dabi: Do u not see the resemblance? we're both purple
Toga: That's like saying that pickles and broccoli are related because they're both green
Dabi: We're not vegetables Toga we're people or meat and flesh whichever floats ur boat
Bakugo: And you're CLEARLY that
Dabi: And you CLEARLY have mommy issues now shut up, everything was fine before you started talking
Bakugo: FUCK YOU WALKING CORPSE
Mirko: Tbh I don't think he should be talking about any sort of parent issues
Dabi: Mirko how dare you, I thought u were my bestie😨
Mirko: Oops
Dabi: Wow, don't talk to me ever again
Mirko: Ok
Dabi: FUCK YOU BITCH
Shoto: I think Bakugo is Touyas secret love child
Bakugo: EW NO I'M NOT RELATED TO THAT WALKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT
Dabi: Bitch what
Shoto: I mean think about it
Deku: Shoto this one just doesn't even make any sense
Shoto: They both have spiky hair
Dabi: So?💀
Bakugo: UR SO FUCKING DUMB ICYHOT
Shoto: AND they both type in CAPS in chats when they get really mad
Dabi: Blasty types in CAPS all the time
Bakugo: I DO NOT BITCH
Dabi: Yeah? what are you doing rn?
Bakugo: Shut up
Dabi: And shoto the age difference wouldn't make sense either
Shoto: ???
Dabi: Bitch I'm 24 he's 16
Shoto: So?
Dabi: I DID NOT MAKE A CHILD WHEN I WAS 8
Shoto: Well yeah that wouldn't make sense
Dabi: I'm not even gonna bother with you anymore Shoto
Bakugo: I think stupidity runs in the family
Toga: HOW? one of them is a doctor and the other literally TEACHES😭😭😭
Bakugo: What about staples he does literally fucking nothing
Dabi: You wanna know what I do?
Bakugo: No
Dabi: Your dad
Mirko: Don't u mean ur mom
Dabi: No I like men
Mirko: Oh yeah I forgot oops
Dabi: Lol I'm done talking with u people I'm going to sleep or shoplift idk depends
Bakugo: SEE HE DOES NOTHING BUT STEAL AND SLEEP
Dabi: And shit and eat and commit arson and annoy people :)
Bakugo: I FUCKING HATE YOU
Toga: The last two are definitely true HAHAHA
Natsuo: And the first two tf? Obviously he eats and shits💀
Toga: I'm tired ok leave me alone plus he does the last two more then the first two😭😭😭
Natsuo: Ok?😭