Inner Critic: You need to quit writing, David!
Me: Never!
Inner Critic: I say yes!
WendyyWolfe: *takes off the costume, revealing F* It was you this whole time!
Forgetfulness: Oops!
WendyyWolfe: *whacks F with a cartoon mallet* Take that, and that, and that, and that, and that!
Forgetfulness: *getting whacked* Ow! Stop it!
WendyyWolfe: He writes great stories! Say another mean thing, and I'll whack you again! Go on, I dare ya!
Forgetfulness: I'm bruised all over!
WendyyWolfe: Good! Now, scram!
Forgetfulness: *walks away, moaning in pain*
This story was written on Monday, June 19th, 2023. (Juneteenth)
A/N Forgetfulness was inner critic the whole time! 😡 He better keep his mouth shut! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.