1. Always and I mean ALWAYS know who to blame.
For instance you're mothers sister (yes it's you're aunt) is visiting with her daughter ( yes it's you're cousin) and you are playing with you're cousin and you broke you're mothers vase...No that's too boring you caught the T.V on fire ... Somehow...and you're mother asks who did it and you exact awnser is this,
"Ughtt umm the T.V it's on fire I didn't even notice haha...MY COUSIN DID IT! DEATH TO HER!